he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

izzy's playlists!
Mike Driver
Jules of Nature
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Show & Tell

#extradirty
RMH
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FANDOMS: Shrek, Danny Phantom
AU: Crossover AU, Celebrity AU-Reality TV Show AU, Yandere AU
CHARACTERS: Danny Fenton, Fairy Godmother
One day in her show, Fairy Godmother as a guest the famous astronaut Daniel James Fenton. she became so infatuated with the young man that even after the interview ended, she kept pestering him to spend time with her, making him uncomfortable.
she later started to send anonimous gifts, trying to gain his affections, but the ammount was so much that it overwhelmed him and was scared to come outside, even for work.
one day, she decided to take drastic measures and "help". with magic, she disguised herself as Sam Manson, his long time friend so that he would lower his guard, so when she prepared some coffee for him and her, she put a powerful love potion in both cups, because she knew that in her right state of mind, she would try to reverse it if she was overwhelmed... nothing, not even sanity, will keep her away from what she wants
Being interviewed by the Fairy Godmother was supposed to be harmless publicity.
Danny Fenton—officially introduced as Daniel James Fenton, celebrated astronaut and youngest commander of the Amity Deep-Space Program—had survived rocket failures, alien parasites, and more ghost attacks than he could count.
Somehow, the smiling woman seated across from him made him more nervous than any of them.
“You’ve traveled beyond the stars,” Fairy Godmother said, resting her chin upon her hands. “Surely there must be someone waiting for you when you return home?”
Danny offered the practiced smile his publicist had drilled into him.
“My friends and family, mostly.”
“No princess?”
“No.”
“No beautiful, magically gifted woman with her own successful television empire?”
The studio audience laughed.
Danny did not.
When the interview ended, she followed him backstage.
Then into the hallway.
Then all the way to his car.
“We should have dinner,” she insisted.
“I have work tomorrow.”
“Breakfast, then.”
“Early launch briefing.”
“Lunch?”
Danny opened his car door. “I’ll have my agent call your people.”
Her smile remained flawless.
Her eyes did not.
“Oh, Daniel,” she whispered as he drove away. “You won’t need an agent between us.”
The gifts began the following morning.
Flowers covered his doorstep. Boxes of enchanted chocolates filled the lobby. Designer suits arrived already tailored to his exact measurements. Someone delivered a moon-shaped carriage pulled by six white horses.
Every card was unsigned.
Every card contained the same sentence.
For my shining star.
Danny stopped answering the door.
Then the gifts started appearing inside his apartment.
A golden watch rested beside his bed.
A photograph of him sleeping appeared on his kitchen counter.
His astronaut uniform was cleaned, pressed, and covered in faint pink lipstick marks.
Danny called the police. They found no sign of forced entry.
He called Tucker, who installed new cameras.
The cameras recorded nothing.
Eventually, Danny began missing work. He kept the curtains closed and jumped whenever his phone rang. Even transforming into Phantom no longer made him feel safe. Whoever was doing this had magic powerful enough to bypass ghost shields, security systems, and anti-teleportation wards.
Then Sam arrived.
“Danny?” she called through the locked door. “It’s me.”
Danny checked the camera.
Black hair. Purple eyes. Combat boots.
Sam.
He opened the door before remembering that Sam had supposedly left for a conservation conference three states away.
She hugged him tightly.
Too tightly.
“You look exhausted,” she murmured.
Danny pulled away. “How did you get back so quickly?”
“Conference ended early.”
Her answer came without hesitation.
She entered the kitchen and began preparing coffee as though she had done it a thousand times. Danny watched her closely. Something about her movements felt wrong—too graceful, too calculated.
“You hate coffee,” he said.
“People change.”
She turned her back and removed two tiny crystal bottles from her sleeve.
One poured into his cup.
The other poured into hers.
Fairy Godmother had considered using the potion only on Daniel. Yet there remained a terrible possibility: once her obsession became undeniable, some forgotten fragment of her better nature might attempt to release him.
She could not allow that.
Nothing—not guilt, reason, or sanity—would separate her from what she wanted.
She carried both cups to the table.
Danny’s ghost sense suddenly escaped his mouth in a trail of icy mist.
He stared at her.
“Sam…”
The disguise flickered.
For half a second, purple eyes became sparkling blue. Black hair flashed silver. A wand appeared between delicate fingers before vanishing again.
Danny rose from his chair.
Fairy Godmother immediately seized her cup.
“Wait!”
She drank.
Danny knocked his own cup aside, but enchanted coffee splashed across his lips.
The magic struck instantly.
His heartbeat thundered. Fear dissolved beneath an unnatural warmth. Every warning in his mind became muffled beneath the overwhelming desire to trust the woman standing before him.
Her disguise melted away completely.
Fairy Godmother trembled as the potion seized her too. Her carefully controlled smile became breathless, desperate devotion.
Danny gripped the table, fighting to remember why he had been afraid.
She stepped closer and gently touched his cheek.
“There,” she whispered. “No more hiding. No more lonely nights. No more nasty little doubts keeping us apart.”
Danny’s eyes glowed green.
For one hopeful moment, he resisted.
Then the glow softened into a dreamy haze.
“Godmother…?”
She smiled and wrapped her arms around her shining star.
Outside the apartment, Danny’s phone continued vibrating.
SAM MANSON CALLING.
Fairy Godmother glanced toward it.
With a flick of her wand, the phone transformed into a singing white dove and flew out the open window.
“Now,” she whispered, closing the curtains, “we can finally begin our happily ever after.”
IT CAME OUT AMAZING thank you
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...
@siriuslyobsessed394 I’m so glad I saw you and thought you were funny and started talking to you
NO REAL OMG @sage-black-or-remus-lupin-90 MY DIVA TY FOR BRINGING ME TO WALLS I WILL THANK YOU PROFUSELY IF YOU EVER COME BACKKK
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This applies to literally all of my friends on here y'all are so cool vjksnfjwidqjd but speciaaaaal shout out to my ogs @caravalxjurdan240 @itzursafespace @wrensvoices <3333
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We havent talked much so im surprised...
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yall are the first ones that came to mind ily all
@oh-no-love-youre-not-alone @privygrid @without-you-without-them @literallyjamesfleamontpotter @apcqlypse @3lectracuted @kasane-poteto-chip @gowaniios @the-girl-who-lives-in-delusion13
Aw omg ily too
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That's so sweet! We didn't even interact than mutch but thank you !!
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Awww tysm (★^O^★)
ALL MY AMAZING MUTUALS...I'LL TAG JUST A FEW
@pikminnnnnnnnnnnnn , @emily-the-fae, @this-wretched-thing123 , @the-snails-want-blood, @constantlysleepdeprived, @drax-the-vampire-king, @ineedsleeplol0-0, @jxmimac, @looneylokidna, @maravderrp, @ninahufflepuff, @omicronvulkarch, @randomlittlewhatnots, @rosiernotrosie, @sidequest-official, @sunnylexi7, @saturn-a-0007, @wraya-the-ethical-wombat,
Definitely a lot of people on here that I've loved getting to interact with. And so many of them i only got to meet by pure chance. Just wanna say I love you all even if we dont get to talk much.
@somebeaver-offical @sneesnoop @sexy-people-contests-2 @lostinthewrongfandom @pretentious-liminal-vampire @the-stew-goblin @reaper-of-light-12 @caffeinatedspitegod @wellcome-to-chaos @anyti-megan-gsta
Awww thanks Drax, also same to all of my mutuals, I don’t say it enough but I love you guys
Shout out to @twisting-echo @razecrown-solus @tomboy014
Okay but
how we feelin? (Miles Morales' age here is during Across the Spider-verse, orrr you could make him as old as Octavia, idk)
Also @twisting-echo, i wonder if you can make a ship collage for this 'cause i find it interesting 👉👈 (i cannot believe i used the shy fingers emoji.) You dont need to do it ofc! Just do it whenever ya feel like to
also did bro just fumbled at the end?
OoOoOo! I'm feelin’ good about this ship! They actually bounce off each other really well! They’re both only children, both outcasts in their own worlds, and both carry a mix of loneliness and independence. So they're instantly understand each other’s vibe and take comfort in that.
And don’t worry about the age gap; it’s so tiny, and you can easily age Miles up or age Via down. Fiction is transformative and subjective, so you can easily shape it to however it fits your story/HC.
But yes! I’d love to make a collage for this ship! It’s a really interesting pairing and I’m already getting ideas for how to style it.
How we feelin’ about this ship @amethystoceandespiser?
I see them bounce with eachother's vibe @twisting-echo 😎. they look so cute together
Luisa Madrigal x Sullivan
(Encanto x Monster Inc.)
This is the result of the spinning the vote I post and I drew them on my sketchbook.
This is kinda cute, Buff couple. Hope you all like it.
@crosspunzel @19molly97 @twisting-echo
Ahhhhh! I love both of these characters so much, you have no idea! New ship for both Luisa and Sulley unlocked!
Oh, I gotta gush about your Human Sulley design! He's so gorgeous! 😩I'm so glad you kept his horns and made him big and hairy! 😍 I loved this so much! Thanks for tagging me!
Nice ship
This is mesmerizing to watch.
actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this
Holy………..shmokes…….
Oh?? My god??
I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.
HOLY SHIT
Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch.
It is Law.
A remix of movies that are remixes of folk stories, set to a remix of music.
Also, it’s better than anything official Disney has put out in years.
should I watch mash? I am a fuck cops fuck the government and fuck that bitch President who needs to go to a fucking nursing home person so if mash is pro anti government- I might love it-
In answer to your question, you absolutely should watch M*A*S*H. If you want more information on it, click here.
They have a character called Frank Burns who would now be recognised as MAGA. In nearly episode he’s in, he’s treated as the villain and representation of the absurd, soulless incompetent us government/us military that it’s keeping them all prisoner.
I actually did my phd on M*A*S*H, so if you have questions or want some recommendations for the best episodes/episodes worth avoiding, let me know.
Absolutely, watch M*A*S*H. But in being you to watch out without the laugh track. America got the laugh track cos CBS was afraid people wouldn’t realise it’s was a comedy without it.
Luckily, everyone else in the world got the show as it was meant to be— sans-laugh track.
I don’t think a lot of people get that it’s meant to be anti war. There’s an episode in one of the early seasons where Hawkeye’s reporter friend catches a bullet and dies, which leads to him having a mental breakdown
They scream in every episode – practically every scene-- that this is an anti-war show. They scream about how angry they are that there’s a war, we see characters have constant nervous breakdowns, how it is destroying their lives, how this is going to destroy them forever even after they go home, how the only thing that's good about this are the connections to the people they've made and literally everything else is life-destroying. And they're going to lose those people when they go home, so they don't even really get to keep that.
I think they were as clear as they could’ve possibly been that this is an anti-war show.
‘Sometimes You Hear the Bullet’ was a very important episode. I consider it their second pilot, and the episode where they finally get things right. There’s really not much before that episode that means anything to me.
Tommy had to be a lot like Hawkeye. He is a lot like Hawkeye. He had to die, he had to die in front of Hawkeye, in front of everyone there who saw how much he was like Hawkeye. They were telling us this can just as easily be Hawkeye on this table dying.
Hawkeye had to continue stitching up other young people and didn’t even get a chance to fall apart and cry because his childhood friend is dead. That needed to happen. It needed to happen to prove this show could fulfil its potential, and it’s original statement of purpose – which is war destroys. War destroys without prejudice, and without compassion. It doesn’t matter that Tommy is a good guy. It doesn’t matter that Tommy is funny, and he’s intelligent, and he’s sweet, and he’s fun. It doesn’t matter that Tommy is a good person. Because war does not care. Good people die in war. Bad people live through war. They survive. War does not care who or what you are. Or does not care how much you hurt. War is more than happy to destroy you. Because it is one of the most ultimate evil things in the universe.
They HAD to cast Ron Howard as the teen because on Gomer Pyle, Opie ran away to the war to be with Gomer to "make himself a man" and be a good soldier, and everyone complimented and cheered him for it. They told him he was a brave and patriotic boy.
They HAD to cast Ron Howard in the exact same role so they could SEND OPIE FUCKING HOME and tell him how horrible war is, how evil war is, how it doesn't make a man out of you it just makes you a fucking CORPSE. To undo what they did on Gomer.
They could not have been more clear just how evil and destructive and horrific war is. and the craziest thing is, it’s not even necessary. It’s not. It is something that humans invented, should’ve been invented. Just fucking play a game of chess when you're this mad and arguing. Whomever wins the chess game wins the war. NO ONE has to die, no pawns have to be sacrificed-- none that bleed real blood, anyway.
And M*A*S*H was begging people – begging people to comprehend that nothing good can come from war. That it is only ever destruction.
That the good ol’ boys go to war to become men very often never come home at all. That the main characters don't, either. And even those who come home from war are broken for the rest of their lives.
I don’t understand how anybody could watch M*A*S*H and not understand that it’s an anti war show.
The only thing I can say (again. I’ve said it before several times, including here ) is that I think the laugh track in America camouflage just how serious the show was, and just how anti-war and far left (and queer) the show was, and allowed the Frank Burnses of the world to continue to enjoy the show even though it was lampooning against everything they were.
Which was precisely what the producers of M*A*S*H were afraid of. That the laugh track would camouflage the horrors and realities of how destructive and evil war was. That's why they begged for the laugh track not to be on there-- they were afraid people would not hear their pleas to stop killing each other over the tinny laugh track.
I don’t know how it’s possible to make a more anti-war show. I think it pretty much just goes to show you how stupid people are, quite frankly.
Cos M*A*S*H was not subtle.
More people need to watch it without the laugh track.
I made this Leonardo Hamato x Octavia Goetia x Danny Fenton/Phantom + pansexual x asexual x bisexual pride collage because I HC Leo as pan and Danny as bi. Via’s canonically asexual, and I fully respect that. But they’re all poly, and I see polyamory as a queer identity.
This ship actually started because my friend @amethystoceandespiser and I made a Scott Pilgrim Takes Off AU with Danny as Scott and Via as Ramona. My friend suggested Raph as Lucas Lee, and I loved it so much that it got me into casting the disaster twins, Leo and Donnie, as the Katayanagi Twins. I don’t remember every detail, but I DO remember that this AU made me ship Jazz Fenton with Raph, which then made me add the ROTTMNT verse into our Danny Phantom x Hellaverse crossover. And it just kept expanding from there lol.
Anywhoodle, Danny and Octavia were the slowest slow burn ever, just stumbling into each other’s feelings until it finally became something more. Then Leo literally crashed into their lives through a portal, caught feelings for Danny instantly, caught feelings for Octavia by accident, and immediately panicked. He backed off out of respect for their friendship, even though it hurt.
In my fic they go through some pretty heavy stuff over the years, and after everything they survive, Danny and Octavia become a couple and move in together - but their new place feels wrong without Leo. So they pull him in as their roommate, which only makes Leo fall for both of them even harder. Eventually he confesses, and instead of politely turning him down, Danny and Octavia admit they feel the same.
So now it’s the three of them, a trio of star‑crossed kids who finally got the ending they deserved.
Ship name: Spectral Starry Portals.
POST LINKS:
1 - A romantic moodboard of ♥ 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚡 𝚅𝚒𝚊 𝚡 𝙻𝚎𝚘 {𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚜} ♥. 2 - A romantic collage of Danny x Via x Leo {Spectral Starry Portals}. 3 - Yes, Danny, Via, and Leo are my crossover ship OT3. 4 - Explaining my OT3 with ship dynamic memes!.
@pscentral events (50) - COLORS Hellaverse + Canon Lesbians + Sunset and Sappho Lesbian Flags
man i cant take it anymore. i dont want to delete my blogs. i may just private everything again
@kanedere-sama @helluva-boss-has-bad-writing @amethystoceandespiser @bottlepiecemuses stop talking about me and leave me the fuck alone
I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Do you want me to delete the post? I have no problem in doing so.
Things were bad.
Like realy realy bad.
Superman, wonderwoman and Marvel were down. Martian was strugling and the Lanters where on theyr limits, Flas had a splint but he was wailing to run back in time to have more time to olane for this foe.
"B. We do not have other option" the voice of Nithwing cut around the heavy mood of the refuge the JL had makeshife to tend theyr wounds.
"Its to early for him!" Acused Spolier.
"I do not want him here too, but he is ore only chance, and it could help him"
Red Robin was calculating. Red hood was right. It could help him heal more quicly thanks to kndulguin on some of his Obsesion and the other fact.
"It would. For what we know this is actualy hurting him for not be able to help"
Batman sighet.
It was true.
Darksaid had come with an army out of nowere and they neded some way to stop him now or buy time. And Danny was a ppwerhouse even when terryble wound. So...
Wirh a veaby singh he opened the coms.
"I hear everting" said a yung voice in the other side of the line. "Clckwork just sell me a note. Do not leet Flash run. And alredy on rute"
"Batman. There is a wayne loke alike on the batefield" the voce of plastic man told them that he was there, and only was waiting for the nood of Batman.
"Wait... Is that-" Diana started to ask, before smiling. Victory was on theyr side.
The boy smiled.
"Hey Darkass! Go away now. Do not make me bad"
"Hahahhaha your champions disint stood a chanse! What can You a merle kid do?"
Danny smile got a little sinester and gremnling at the same time.
"Im going ghost"
A big bright light invaded the batlefield and next thing theh know is a withe and black comet shot out to give a punch to Darkside, making ir stay back some feets for the force.
Some punches and the comet stayed quiet on the sky, leting people see the ghostly tenager hero that was floating with greace on the sky, withw hair floating like it was underwather.
Darksais gasped on surprice.
"You."
"Me"
"No one told me the eart got a Guardian Spirit"
"Oh you know. Im prety newly asigned. That and i was bussy guarding a gate that some people opened and let unsurprive until closed up"
"A Gatekeper and a Guardian Spirit? Both in one?"
Phantom laugheth.
"Ooh Darkass... I am more than that. Have you not know? True Halfas are kind the jewls of the relms. And you sir- you not only hurted my friends. YOU ARE HURTING AND TRASPASING MY HAUNT! MY OBSESIONS AND MY GRAVE!"
And with that the kid got all rakoon menance over the army, stoped everting and evryone wit presision, not damage to the earth and people, just stoped it.
And after that the boy put his atwntion on the stuned bad boy of the week.
"You are blufing. There is no way a True Halfa had been in this planet. Last one was killed by my love Parya"
"Oh yea- i kik his ass back to the sleeping realm... thanks for remindme i can call for back up. Bit hobestly i do not need it. You. Go. Home. Or. I. Will. Shater. You"
Daraid just put his head up and left.
"Once your time is over i will come back"
"Good luke with that. Im Clackworks favorite errand boy. I will be here ever time you come!"
The boy located a news camera pointed at him and smiled kindly.
"Hey World! Phantom here to help. Please do your bet to care for the planet will ya? Its rude to trash another ghost haunt after all"
question, ¿is it wrong that after everything we've seen in season 6, I grew apathetic enough with Marinette that I didn't care for her grandfather's death?
also, you did an amazing work with your fanfiction "¿what's going on?"
Awww, thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it, I put a lot of work into it!
And yeah, I know that Roland's death is supposed to be really big and emotional, but like... I kept thinking "WOW if this is how she responds to her grandfather she met a year ago dying sometime soonish, she would have been apoplectic if she'd had to live through all the death and illness that Adrien has." Like, it's sad, but... I feel like Marinette has very little in the capacity to handle terrible tragedies.
So, we agree that Marinette has poor emotional regulation skills, I think
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.
If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog
Besides it’d be really weird if I didn’t support nonbinary people considering that I’m agender
sharing seasons & episodes of "kipo and the age of wonderbeasts" for download on google drive since it's being removed from netflix next year, and also so that you don't have to give money to them (which you should stop doing anyway, really): HERE!
as with most pirates, it is asked for your own (and others') benefit that you save this media on a physical device; i.e. hard drives, DVDs, SD cards, etc. this way, it's yours forever and cannot be taken from you by a greedy streaming service.
EDIT FEBRUARY: @/collydanny2 has provided me with his own google drive link for the latin-american spanish dub! if that interests you, please go thank her!
sharing seasons & episodes of "kipo and the age of wonderbeasts" for download on google drive since it's being removed from netflix next year, and also so that you don't have to give money to them (which you should stop doing anyway, really): HERE!
as with most pirates, it is asked for your own (and others') benefit that you save this media on a physical device; i.e. hard drives, DVDs, SD cards, etc. this way, it's yours forever and cannot be taken from you by a greedy streaming service.
EDIT FEBRUARY: @/collydanny2 has provided me with his own google drive link for the latin-american spanish dub! if that interests you, please go thank her!
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
Actor and Writer
There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made