Mayflies Take Flight, I Yearn For You

my theme is real edgy for someone who just reblogs shitposts. also i like buck tick

[giftofgabber]

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[icaruspendragon]

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

[icaruspendragon]

i wish i had the words to express what this means to me.

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[hbmmaster]

once again participating in No December November, where the challenge is to abstain from december for the entire month of november

[uovoc]

"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"

[isabelleadjani]

acchan beautiful alt butch moments

[coolxatu]

dont know why but whenever i picture the primordial soup its like 5ft deep MAX

[coolxatu]

the ocean just got A LOT deeper between now and the cambrian period somehow and im going to find out why even if it kills me

[malkon-dova]

AAAAAARRGHHHHH GET THEM OFF OF ME

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[pseudonymjones]

My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

[pseudonymjones]

The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation below.

[tothechaos]

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

[scarebluetales]

Fleur du Mal

[abyssaldyke]

I feel like there are so many microadjustments we can make to our behaviors to make the most affected in our communities feel a bit safer and listened to and yet over and over I see folks get shit on for making literally the tiniest requests.

If a trans woman asks you to stop calling her dude or bro or whatever, you stop. If a Black person asks you to stop using AAVE, you stop. If a disabled person asks you to walk slower, you slow down and let them set the pace. You don't fucking argue with them, or provide some limp excuse like "i use it in a gender neutral way" "it's tiktok speak" "I can't help walking fast, I'm gay". Just change your behavior and don't make a big thing about it. It's like the lowest bar possible and still people trip over it.

[r0zeclawz]

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

[deathwarlock]

my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100

[rigatonidanza]

Was there a reason you chose not to use the 💯 emoji?

[deathwarlock]

i thought the post could use a touch of homemade love