it's been an exhausting week and yet I'm cute and swole.
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@toseebirds
it's been an exhausting week and yet I'm cute and swole.
I am so jazzed about @dominuspod meeting their funding goals (with me as a funder)! If only because I want to have his story continue!
Mozie Dapul is masterful in direction and their voice actors set up deeply interesting narrative operating as a religious thriller/anti-colonialism/intimate personal/psychological horror
I'm likely giving the author too little credit while describing their work, but DAMN I am so looking forward to reading more of this story!
ohhhh so the new york post is DEAD dead
The tie-up will see Kalshi’s forecasts integrated across Fox News Channel, Fox Business Network, Fox Weather and the Fox One streaming platf
I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings
It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.
This happened to me once during COVID and I wanted to marry that driver. The person tried to play ignorant, and half the other passengers started yelling at him because the driver refused to move and they were all going to be late to work. God bless America.
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
ITS TIME
[Video description: A short clip from the show Make Some Noise. Erika Ishii, imitating Ebenezer Scrooge, points dramatically and yells, "You, boy! What day is it?" Brennan responds, "It's pride, bitch!" End description.]
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
I may be autistic but I could tell that the artist’s twitter thread that he was joking
Everyone gets a bowl of love and adoration stew to give to the person they love most.
sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom
As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈
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Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old
Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.
One of my coworkers just shared this amazing post about Pattie Gonia putting up the largest trans flag in Yosemite!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ7O6RFyoe9/?igsh=dXl4eTE2ZGZ6YWli
a lesbian just fully stepped out of a bar and shouted down the street at me to tell me i looked hot. i'll be riding this high for the next 3 years.
she stepped out of the bar to talk with me because she had "fucked up" the vibes at trivia night with her situationship (best friend of 8 years, hooking up for 6 months) and she found my energy "grounding." she then asked to follow my dog's instagram account and then gave me her number so she could set me up with her gay male friend.
consider that allyship takes many forms and the power of a gay man and a lesbian traumadumping upon their first meeting in the street is simply beyond your comprehension. also i'm going to fuck a twink.
and i never miss. 👋 bye bye terf 😘
a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you
sometimes the reason is this
reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy
Reading @derinthescarletpescatarian's stories tbh.