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Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy
"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT
This isnât even an onion article đ bro ran with the power of god AND anime on his side
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HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????
AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES
I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.
This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.
Update. Chase Jackson followed through. (And also secured her spot to the Olympics with a first place throw of 20.10 m).
GO BABY GO
I love this. I *love* this.
Not only does the child have the rhythm and their part down precisely, but also, they are clearly doing the very-small-child thing of reserving exactly nothing.
Children have to learn not to use all of the force they're capable of, adults mostly never use all of the force they are capable of, but here someone has given this child exactly the opportunity to use all of the force their body can produce, and do it musically.
The glee of that all-out effort in a context where clearly the people around them approve and appreciate their contribution? Amazing.
Jonathan Groff and Daniel Radcliffe have both won their very first Tony Awards for "Merrily We Roll Along"
While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons donât often get homemade sandwiches.Â
Can I keep this going? Iâm going to keep this going.
It would be a little annoying, if they werenât so nice about it. You donât know what you expected demons to be like, but you certainly didnât expect them to be nice about it. Thereâs no demands, no voices like wailing babies, no blood on the walls (well, there was that one time, but Balthazak was very apologetic about the whole thing and cleaned it up right quick). Just the occasional demon stopping by for lunch. In fact, you could almost forget that they werenât just ordinary people, the way they act. Nice people, too.Â
You start talking with them, as time goes on. In the beginning you carefully pick your words so they couldnât be spun to even imply a contract or reference a soul, but when they seem politely eager to have a normal chat, your words become a bit looser. You even begin gossiping with them - turns out, demons have breakroom gossip just like anyone else. You listened to Rekâththththtyrâs account of Drokyarixâs torrid affair with Irkilliz, and Ferkiyan didnât even know what Drory was doing behind his back, poor dear, and you kept quiet and let Ferkiyan cry on your shoulder after Drokyarix finally broke up with him (the shirt was a bit of a loss, demon tears are ruinous to cloth, but Ferkiyanâs a good sort and you couldnât just turn him away). You even managed to talk him down from going and starting a fight with Irkiliz, who didnât even know that Drokyarix was in a relationship, and who was almost as horrified as Rekâththththtyr.Â
After that event in particular, you start to get a sort of a reputation as a place where a demon can come to relax, talk, and - of course - get a sandwich. Your sandwich-making skills have really improved since this whole thing began. Your luck seems to have improved too - youâre not sure if you can attribute the whole thing to the sandwiches and the reputation, but you donât really want to know anyway.Â
One day, thereâs a bright flash of light from your living room. Nothing unusual in itself - most of the younger demons havenât quite got the style of their elders, and usually just go for a materialization in a flash of hellfire over your fireplace - except that itâs white instead of the usual red. You look up, and who do you see but an angel looking at you with a spear in his hand. Shrugging, you tell him to sit down and youâll have a sandwich for him shortly, and meanwhile he can just tell you all about whatâs on his mind. This clearly is not at all what he was expecting, but after a momentâs thought, he decides to take you up on your offer and starts talking. Apparently, heâd been dispatched to take care of some demon summoner in the neighborhood, and while heâd evidently got the wrong house the right one shouldnât be hard to find - have you seen anyone practicing satanic rituals nearby? You laugh, a little, and tell him that you donât really summon them, they just come on their own. They do like their sandwiches, and theyâre quite nice folk.Â
The angelâs jaw drops, and you remind him to chew with his mouth closed.Â
And Iâm going to take this even further. Here we go.
It took a bit of explaining with the first angel to arrive. Telling him about the first accidental summoning and then how the demons just started stopping by around lunch time on your days off. But once he understood whatâs been going on (and finished his sandwich) he nodded solemnly and said he would get this all straightened out âupstairs.â
You eventually start getting more angels coming around for lunch. Sometimes they bring a small dessert for you to share after the sandwiches, and the dishes are always magically clean and back in the cupboard when they leave.
You lean that angels donât have much of their own drama, but they do know all the truths about human tabloid drama and theyâre more than willing to dish on what the Kardashians have been up to.
The first time an angel and a demon show up for lunch on the same day is a little tense. You tell them that ALL are welcome for lunch in your house and that you would prefer it to be a no-conflict zone. It takes a while for them to settle, but eventually they grow comfortable enough to start chatting. Which is when you learn that because demons are technically fallen angels, youâve been having two sides of an estranged family over for lunch regularly.
Soon, you have an angel and a demon at every lunch. Old friends and estranged siblings meeting up to reconnect over a sandwich at your dinning room table. You help the ones who had a falling out reach an understanding, and you get to hear wild stories of what the âold realmâ was like.
One day, as youâre pulling out the bread and cheese, a messenger demon appears. You greet him and tell him a sandwich will be ready soon, but he declines. He is here on behalf of Lucifer to ask if itâs alright by you for him to âenter your dwelling so as to meet with his brother Michael over sandwiches.â
A little stunned, you agree. The demon disappears and you prepare three sandwiches, setting them at the table.
When Lucifer (the actual devil!) appears in small puff of smoke, you welcome him and ask what heâd like to drink. As youâre fetching the apple juice, a blinding flash of light comes from the dinning room indicating Michaelâs arrival. You grab a second cup and walk back in to find a tense stand off between the brothers. You set down the cups and juice while calmly reminding them that this is a conflict-free zone, and if they are going to fight, please take it to an alternate plane of existence.
They donât fight. They sit and enjoy the sandwiches and talk about what happened. You learn a lot about why creation started, what the purpose of humanity was and what itâs grown to be. You only have to diffuse two arguments. And at the end when itâs time for them to leave, they hug each other, agreeing to meet up again somewhere else.
In the following weeks you have the usual assortment of demons and angels stopping by. The regulars ask how youâre mom is doing and if your friend is settling in to their new apartment nicely. At some point during each visit though, they ask if itâs true. Did Lucifer and Michael really come for lunch? You tell them yes, but wonât say what was talked about. Theyâre disappointed, everyone likes the gossip, but they understand. Before they leave, you ask each angel and demon about this idea you have for the summer, what if you had a barbecue on the back patio for everyone who wanted to come? They think it sounds like a fun idea.
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it's actually sooooo easy to not kill people. I don't kill anyone everyday actually
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game âguess which one of my kids is gay.â
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says âthereâs a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if sheâs joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she wonât continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
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âPublic libraries are such important, lovely places!â Yes but do you GO there. Do you STUDY there. Do you meet friends and get coffee there. Do you borrow the FREE, ZERO SUBSCRIPTION, ZERO TRACKING books, audiobooks, ebooks, and films. Have you checked out their events and schemes. Do you sign up for the low cost courses in ASL or knitting or programming or writing your CV that they probably run. Do you know they probably have myriad of schemes to help low income families. Do you hire their low cost rooms if you need them. Have you joined their social groups. Do you use the FREE COMPUTERS. Do you even know what your library is trying to offer you. Listen, the library shouldnât just exist for you as a nice idea. Thatâs why more libraries shut every year
If this post persuades even one person to get a free library account and use it, my time on this hellsite will not have been spent in vain
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Hi Iâm the Fenris in the post!
Wow, I hope people see this reply!
I havenât been on tumblr in ages but someone brought this post (and another) to my attention so hereâs your story:
For starters, yes itâs real. The movie is called Merry Kissmas and you can see us in the opening credits. Itâs a cheesy romcom christmas movie you can find on Netflix. I watched it, itâs so cheesy lol.
What happened was I was staying in this hotel in Downtown LA for Anime Expo and on my way back to the room, this film crew approached us and asked us to be extras in his movie because âitâll be funny!â Sure why not! So it was totally intentional.
I still cosplay Fenris from time to time but Iâm more active on my Facebook page if you want to find me/credit me!
I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
She eventually infodumps about her plan to kill him which is so admirably detailed he falls in love, although he is internally thinking the whole time about ways the murder plan could be modified to involve beetles.
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