Woop-De-Do Here I Am

Hey! You can call me Lyle, I run the art blog @Malak-Ballari and this is just a random side blog Enjoy. 21 y/o, he/him

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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[plum-soup]

[aint-love-heavy]

Tag yourself I'm the fourth one

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

They literally can't tag themselves. That's what the scientists are for

[the-haiku-bot]

They literally

can’t tag themselves. That’s what the

scientists are for

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [2] Demise of Our Own Design

for bungle

[grundoonmgnx]

Lindsay Merrill (American b. 1987), Untitled, 2026

Oil on canvas, 41 ⅞ x 55 ⅞ in

[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[ashes2caches]

let that trans girl be the little spoon for once. she’s earned it.

[fandom-man]

[simena]

Jette Stoltz

[bedupolker]

I grew up in Australia so I was raised to be very cautious of insects, but i see your love of bugs and i cant help but smile. Its actually helped me be a little bit more on ease around bugs nowadays. (No longer in Australia)

According to Sting of the Wild, the writer spent his whole career getting stung by insects of the North American southwest including the tarantula hawks and velvet ants, and went on to feel the pain of the infamous bullet ant of central/south America.

Apparently the most painful sting in Australia belongs to the bull ant, and it was a pretty anticlimactic experience, about as or slightly less painful than a honeybee's sting.

This is the same poetic Schmidt behind the Schmidt sting scale, which was going around a minute ago for its colorful description of stinging sensations, ranging from "almost pleasant, a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard" (grade 1, a sweat bee), to "Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?" (grade 4, the tarantula hawk)

Fun book! Not far in but definitely living up to expectations. A couple chapters in he wonders why birds eat honeybee drones but not worker honeybees, so he eats a raw honeybee, and concludes it's because worker bees taste bad.

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[beemovieerotica]

it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes

[des-rupted]

[beemovieerotica]

MY CHILDREN???

[misspetbait]

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

[misspetbait]

well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends

[the-haiku-bot]

well evidently

it doesn’t work since I don’t

have any girlfriends

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[doctor-goodtouch]

I figured they were referring to this gif

Since they do the same pose and it really seems like the opposite outcome lol

[justanotherdamntarnished]

Ah yes. Shroom.