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This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life
I AM WHEEZING
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG
I will NEVER not reblog this!!!
step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me
step 2. vow of celibacy
So I just now learned about Stagecoach Mary and how have I never heard of this absolute LEGEND of a woman before
She was born a slave and freed when the Emancipation Proclamation was issued (she was about 30)
She was about six feet tall and 200 pounds and once she was free she decided she’d never take shit from anyone ever again
When one of her close friends, a nun by the name of Mother Amadeus, became ill with pneumonia at her convent in Montana, Mary headed alone into the frontier to nurse Mother Amadeus back to health
After Mother Amadeus recovered, she gave Mary a job as the foreman of the convent. She repaired buildings, took care of chickens, made the long and dangerous journeys into town for supplies, and did other odd jobs.
She could drink most men under the table, and one saloon offered five bucks and a free shot of whiskey to any man who could take a punch to the face from Mary and remain standing.
She was once said by a local paper to have broken more noses than anyone else in Montana
She was outspokenly Republican, which at this time was the liberal party in America, and would get into political debates with the more conservative townsfolk
One time a man insulted her outside the saloon so hit him in the face with a rock, and only stopped when other cowboys held her back.
On one supply run into town, her wagon overturned and the horses fled. Mary spent all night single-handedly fending off a pack of wolves with her guns before she righted the heavy wagon by herself and tracked down the spooked horses. The only thing lost in the accident was a jar of molasses.
She lost her job at the convent when she got into a gunfight with a male employee who did not want to take orders from a black woman. She reportedly shot him in the ass, which angered the local bishop.
After losing her convent job, Mary spent a brief time running a restaurant, where she welcomed and served all comers
When a job for a mail carrier opened at the local US Post Office, Mary got the job because she managed to hitch six horses to a wagon faster than any of the male candidates
She was sixty at the time
This made her the first black woman mail carrier, and the second woman mail carrier in US history
When the snows were too deep for the horses to manage the long and dangerous delivery routes, Mary would strap on snowshoes, put the bags of mail on her shoulders, and do it herself
At one point she apparently had a pet eagle????
She only retired from the mail route when she was about 70 years old, and instead made a quieter living by babysitting and running a laundry business in the town of Cascade
She was a huge baseball fan and often gave the local team a big bouquet of flowers from her garden
The people of Cascade loved Mary so much that they closed the schools annually on her birthday
When a law was passed in Montana that forbade women from drinking in saloons, the mayor of Cascade granted Mary an exemption.
When her house burned down, the whole town got together to help her build a new one
She continued drinking, fighting, and going to baseball games until she died of liver failure at 82 in 1914
Mary (far right) and the local baseball team
Anyway sorry for gushing I just now heard about her and I’m in love
I’ve heard of her, but godDAMN, if her story doesn’t bear repeating. ^w^
She has her own wikipedia page. Enjoy.
There are several documentaries about her, too. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6004312/
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i need this right now but this is so hard…. do you just… come up with this? and that’s it? how do characters intertwine? don’t they change throughout the book? WRITING IS HARD
IVE SEARCHED SO LONG FOR THIS
These are so fun to fill out!
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
This is so fucking funny
Ahem.
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This is the only post I've seen on here that has more reblogs than likes
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I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold
So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine
Hey guess what hellfire tastes like
Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.
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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
1. Power move.
2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels?
I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.
I keep referencing this comic to my mythology clients in the back office and it is directly leading to multiple projects.
This comic is amazing.
If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care
If I had wings I'd use them to shelter you from the rain. By the way
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So sick of heteronormativity and amatonormativity rn. I hate that "can men and women be friends" is even a question. I hate "there's no platonic explanation for that". I hate the way people assume I must secretly be romantically interested in my friends because "why else would a man talk to a woman?" I hate this cage that we've built for ourselves.
"there's no platonic explanation for that" is like my least favorite phrase ever. And the way romance is near-universally treated as more than friendship (see: the phrase “more than friends”) just completely pisses me off. The worst part is that this kind of thing is absolutely everywhere. AUGH. At least it’s a little bit comforting to know that other people hate it too.
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That makes it WORSE
"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.
"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍
If even a single one of you tags this "except THIS category of person!!" The post is about you no matter who you just named. Not sorry but "kill all the bad people" is literally never going to be a functional ethical framework for anything of any scale. Fundamentally you do not understand why or how the violence you condemn actually happens or why, and are vocally unconcerned with interrogating any of that.
I don't care how evil of a guy you can make up, not only is it impossible to construct a means to actually 100% consistently correctly identify whether someone is The Evil Guy unless they've already done the fucking thing (thus failing to even prevent harm) but rounding up every fucking criminal and killing them is famously a completely useless deterrent.
The ONLY thing the "kill all x" mindset accomplishes is making you a useful weapon for liars and bigots. That's it. That's the only functional effect. If you're more concerned with "letting The Bad Guys off easy" or "giving them mor than they deserve" than you are with anything even resembling an actual practical approach to these issues that puts function over bloodlust, then congradulations, your priorities are conservative no matter how much you piss and scream about it. You're more concerned with a personal sense of satisfaction than you are with preventing harm.