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mysharona1987

Meanwhile in France:

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

cephalophor

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

cosmicibe

mf aint even read the patch notes

rhube

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

beyondthisdarkhouse

No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

katco-cereal

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

katco-cereal

special delivery for @soffies!!!

headspace-hotel

fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely

The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this

uncivilliberties

The moon is also absolutely gargantuan by moon standards. It isn't the largest moon in the solar system, but it is BY FAR the largest in comparison with its planet. Ganymede is the largest satellite of Jupiter and the largest moon in the solar system. Its diameter is only about 3.8% of Jupiter's. Titan's radius is 4.4% of Saturn's. Callisto and Io are the next largest in the neighborhood, with 3.4% and 2.6% the diameter of Jupiter respectively.

Our moon is number 5. It is smaller in direct comparison to the above moons. The diameter of the moon is 3475 km. That is a full 27% of the diameter of the Earth. More than a quarter. That's ridiculous. It's unheard of. The universe is large enough that the word unique probably doesn't mean a lot, but this might be about as close as you get.

This has had a huge impact on our planet. Other things aliens might not have are significant tides. One of Mars's dumpy little potatoes wouldn't be able to move oceans the way our moon does.

Our moon has also stabilized our axis to a massive degree. Without her up there our axis would wobble all over the place and our climate would be far more chaotic. Aliens might not be quite so lucky.

I guess what I am really trying to say is that the moon is extremely cool. I like the moon.

willowdove

Just want to add that the reason we have such a large moon is because a whole planet crashed into proto-Earth. Theia (the planet) and Earth got so superheated by this collision that their component cores fused and the impact jettisoned a lot of material into space. That massive amount of jettisoned material became our moon. So Earth and the moon have very similar composition. This does not seem to be a common method of lunar formation.

randomprose

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

randomprose

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

icarus-suraki

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

commajade

this korean butch lady is so cool she legally changed her name to lesvos, a variation of lesbos the birthplace of sappho. which is also the name of her lesbian bar, the first one ever established in south korea in 1996.

link to article here

beedok

The art of the Rick Roll is fading. Sign this petition to make it a UNESCO recognised tradition to help protect it.

hockpock

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

hockpock

happy 1 year anniversary to this post,

DECEMBER IS TOMMORROW.

AGAIN.

crplpunkklavier

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

6qubed

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

thetragicallynerdy

Honestly the funniest thing about Goncharov is that it feels exactly the same as every other experience of watching your mutuals get into a fandom that you're not in. Its media that I haven't seen, don't know anything about, don't understand, don't recognize, and don't feel any particular desire to ever watch. Its completely taken over my dash and I'm going to start muting tags and words soon

Anyway good job everyone on replicating the experience to a t with fake media, very proud of u

sandersstudies

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

paper-mario-wiki

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.