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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
That’s what his no driving ass get
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
No offense these are the funniest fucking tags
Wizard femme
PERFECT
Arcane gay.
Aight.
Noir lesbian
Painful Warrior Gay!!!!!!
Gooey ghost!?
You, a demon, have befriended someone.
They are the best friend you have ever had in your long long life and you love them more than you thought you could ever love a human.
The only issue is that you haven’t told them what you are. The later it gets, the harder it becomes to tell them, and the easier it gets for them to figure it out on their own, but you are worried that they will be terrified of you and never want to see you again once they know.
You don’t realize you’ve been putting it off for about three hundred years. You’re so caught up in worrying about your own secret, it never really occurs to you that perhaps there is also something up with them.
what do yoU MEAN???
I’ve always disliked the creep of American culture over Australia, but I think this is the worst thing yet.
Retailers have started running Black Friday sales. This is very wrong because:
We don’t celebrate Thanksgiving
Black Friday is January 13 1939, when bushfires wiped out 2 million hectares and killed 71 people
It’s really upsetting that the first page of Google results for “Black Friday Australia” are all sales. Please. That is not our country.
Black Friday is the second largest (by area) bushfire in recorded Australian history. It lead to a Royal Commission on forestry management to mitigate future fires.
The fires currently burning in NSW and Queensland have destroyed 1.6 million hectares so far, which has been exacerbated by inaction on climate change and cutting of funding to fire services by Gladys “koala killer” Berejiklian.
Just…no. I can’t deal with this. Please don’t encourage retailers by spending money on their “black Friday” sales. Consider donating to the RFS instead.
hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills
Jovanka’s Chronic Fatigue Syndrom sounds like a kickass band name tbh
Jane Braces. 👌
Deborah Collapsing Spine
Reeva teeth not straight
Robin Pain is not bad actually
Okay but can we all appreciate how good "Betty Bipolar" is!?
who doesn’t alogve sssome DRUNK PROGRAMMING guys
Sabre I got a really bad haircut, it looks like I cut it myself with a butter knife, and I have an interview tomorrow, what do I do :(
Sorry about the bad haircut. I once got a perm. On purpose.
My best advice is to just own it and use it to your advantage. I once spilled coffee on my light grey suit before an interview and just went in and basically said, “Hi, I obviously had to become a lawyer because I couldn’t be a waitress!” When they ask you something along the lines of “describe how you overcame an obstacle or dealt with a problem,” talk about how this one time, you got a terrible haircut the day before the interview for a job you really wanted, but decided to make the best of it and use that as an analogy to how there are sometimes things you can’t control in life, but you can control how you deal with them and you always try to be positive, find a way to work through the problem and don’t let your frustrations impact your abilitiy to deliver. Honestly, most people have had a bad haircut and can relate. Plus, you’ll be memorable, if nothing else!
Good luck on your interview!
Okay lemme tell you, having something disastrous happen right before an interview can work out in your favour, so long as you address it. Like Sabre said, it makes you memorable if nothing else. My sister once had a really important job interview, but she left her CV and reference letters on the train. Panicking, because they had told her that she had to bring a physical copy with her, she ran to the nearest library to have it printed. Then her shoe broke. Then she tore a hole in her stockings. Then there was some kind of disaster on the way to the building and she had to take a detour. By the time she limped up to the reception desk she was an hour or so late, so they turned her away. She told them that she’d already gone above and beyond that morning to get to the interview, which should show them that she’s dedicated, and that the very least they could do was look at her resume.
She got the job.
I once submitted the wrong cover letter to the most important job I was applying to. I mean, I literally sent a job app for a warehouse picker-packer job to a clinic hiring therapists. While I was technically qualified, I didn’t have the exact qualifications they were looking for, so there was barely any chance that they would call me back even if I’d submitted the right letter. The boss thought my mistake was hysterical and called me just to let me know I fucked up. I decided the chance was lost anyway so I joked that I would be the best warehouse picker-packer they had if they hired me, and she offered me an interview ‘for practice, just for kicks’. I cried after I hung up, then told myself there was no way they were going to hire me so I might as well use the opportunity to learn some interviewing skills. On the day, I turned up and asked where the warehouse was.
I got the job.
*Trigger warning - animal death*
I heard from a mate about how his cousin rode a bike to a really important interview in the middle of Swooping Season. A magpie decided to swoop him, but because he was wearing the standard helmet with zip ties all over it the magpie went for the front wheel of his bike instead. It... wasn’t pretty. The poor guy was traumatised, covered in blood and feathers with a torn suit from falling off his bike, had a dead magpie stuck in his front wheel, and was now running late. He was already practically at the interview location, and there was no way he could go back home to change, so he just... showed up. Told them what happened. Made a joke about his terrible luck. Had a panic attack after the interview.
Got the job.
ANYWAY POINT IS, Sabre is 100% right. So your hair looks weird - bring it up! Make a joke about it, present it as evidence that you are dedicated and can roll with the punches, save your panicking for afterwards. If nothing else, it shows the interviewer that you’re able to deal with things going wrong. I promise you you’ll be okay. Good luck!!!
I love them!!
we need to make less fun of kids being friends and have more reactions like this
C.O.O.L.
I literally have never needed a shirt more than I've needed this one
vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries
Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long they’ve been a vampire that can be like “Like 5 years dude”
“How old are you?” “17.” “How long have you been 17?” “Like four months.”
Would it be like being a convert to a new religion and just being so hyped about the culture and stuff, so they go and learn all this history just so they can have a conversation with a 5 centuries old vampire who just goes, “…wut?”
“you lived in england during the Battle of Hastings? who did you side with? did you ever meet William the Conqueror?”
“um I think I spent that century as a bog hermit….collected leeches for a living…good money in leeches”
“what’s one thing the history books get wrong about WWI?“
“I literally lived in a well until it was over”
Someone in facebook also posted this too
Omg
Mediglyphics
This shit’s infuriating
Oh, this is a type of shorthand!
There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand.
As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter.
Let’s break one of the words down:
Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”?
Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example.
Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”.
So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment.
Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old!
Isn’t language amazing~?
Shorthand is AWESOME if you’re a student. You’re able to take notes down so much more quickly than if you hand write them without being distracted by everything else you can do on your PC. I also use it for writing because I can do it anywhere, at typing speeds, and nobody else can read it.
Med students (And journalists?) are taught it, but for the rest of us there are free resources everywhere on the net if you’re interested. It didn’t take me too long to learn, and I just practiced by transcribing from one of my favourite books. I would highly recommend it, but then that would mean there are more of you out there who can read my writing.
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When I DO get a dog, I want to get a male poodle so I can buy him a pink or floral collar. It’s part of my dastardly scheme to oppress straight people and erode the social order.
people got weird about my male poodle’s leash being purple
it was... extremely puzzling
I tried to buy a harness for Crime Dog last year and the PetSmart employee kept trying to push a pink one on me instead of the gray one I picked out because my girl dog “would like pink better”.
I told her my dog was pretty butch, actually, and bought her a red plaid kerchief just to be petty.
I’ve had at least three separate people get Seriously Upset about bows and flowers on my male poodle’s ears. It’s baffling!
He’s a dog! His gender identity is dog!
This reminds me of the story about that one person who worked in A pet shop that ordered male beta fish and had to explain that gender-fied colors didn't apply to any other beings, like pink ≠ girl
My beautiful son. The topic of much discussion. “He’s a dog! He can’t even see color!”
Your dog is singlehandedly disrupting the natural color-coded order of the universe. I applaud him, and you.
My dogs are gender swapped versions of the new Lady And The Tramp. Tilly (left) loves rough-housing, being outside, getting covered in mud, and destroying every toy that comes anywhere within her vicinity. Theodore (right) is all about daintily organising his precious toys around his bed, napping on the couch, grooming Tilly, and is the only dog I know of that ACTUALLY LIKES being dressed up.
They have been this way since they were puppies. This confuses The Straights.
Adam thinks that Crowley turning into a snake is the coolest thing so naturally he fancies himself able to do it and next thing Aziraphale knows there’s a giant red-bellied snake having a conversation with a mini version of itself in the middle of his bookshop
Recalling what Adam’s book sounded like, i have to also supply that he may make up his own snake (as he probably assumes Crowley’s snake form is made up too).
Australian here to helpfully inform that red-bellied black snakes are like the laziest snakes ever and super non-aggressive, more likely to just slither away unless their territory is threatened, so obvs that fits Crowley to a T.
online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”
And “hey, I wrote some porn for you.”
“Also, what is your name again?”
