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Janaina Medeiros
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
hello vonnie
Origami Around
KIROKAZE
Keni
art blog(derogatory)
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du
Andulka
Discoholic 🪩
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AnasAbdin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@vatrax
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
OH. GOD.
THATS SO FUNNY
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
So you know how storms get human names. How about we name the heat waves after the oil companies.
I got a bit heated today, I noticed my fuse of noding along with my friends "edgy" jokes that are just straight up racism now has been popped and pushed back against them significantly, I really hope they turn back.
Comic Sans from VeggieTails
I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria
#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down
via @tophatandboots
oh my god??
@lymeandcoconut
#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!
#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
this post reminds me of the time that we tried to do Math
Tumblr needs to change the Report button to Guards!
I think My Immortal is written by the 3 Weed Smoking Girlfriends.
I Tried Eating Pizza with a Spoon and the Results Will Shock You!
Once upon a time, I was feeling a little adventurous and decided to try something new with my pizza. I had heard about people eating pizza with a spoon before and thought, why not give it a try? Little did I know that this would turn out to be a big mistake.
I ordered my favorite pizza and eagerly awaited its arrival. When it finally came, I grabbed a spoon and dug in. At first, it seemed like it was working out okay. I was able to scoop up some sauce and cheese with the spoon and put it in my mouth.
But as I continued to eat, I realized that this was not a sustainable method of pizza consumption. The spoon was too small to hold a decent amount of pizza, and I found myself constantly having to scoop up more bites. Plus, the crust was too crispy to eat with a spoon and kept falling apart.
To make matters worse, the cheese started to harden as it cooled down, making it even harder to scoop up with the spoon. Before I knew it, I had created a mess on the table and all over my shirt.
In the end, I gave up on my spoon experiment and went back to eating pizza the traditional way. Lesson learned: some things are best left untouched.
Building and Baking
I wanted to share with you a very important observation that I've made after years of extensive research and deep thinking.
Why do we call it a "building" when it's already built? Shouldn't we call it a "built" instead?
I mean, think about it. When we say "building," it implies that there is an ongoing process of constructing something. But if the construction is already complete, then why do we still use that word? It's like calling a finished cake a "baking."
on today’s episode of “Elon vs. the Internet”, Misha Collins enters the chat
@ new users remember to set your dash to chronological. I think old users will forget to tell you this because tumblr never randomly resets it like twitter does, so afaik literally everybody switched over to chrono as soon as they tried to introduce non-chrono, and then promptly forgot tumblr even has a non-chrono view. on tumblr we really dont do the “all mighty algorithm” thing.
INSTRUCTIONS
Account -> General Settings -> Dashboard Preferences -> Turn "best stuff first" toggle OFF
(And maybe mess with some other settings according to your preferences—I personally nixed "stuff in my orbit" and "based on my likes" because I only want to see bullshit from the people I follow, not the rest of the site's bullshit.)
And if you're on desktop, go download Xkit Rewritten too. It adds (and fixes) some site functionalities, a ton of us rely on it.
giant squid suckers are absolutely mesmorizing ya’ll look at this
it got TEEFTH
The funny thing is that I learned this already from WILD KRATTS. They have teeth because if they didn’t, they would get absolutely trashed by sperm whales, they also have it to keep prey like other squids from escaping. Colossal Squid also have hooks that can swivel in place.
did you know some octopi carry around security coconuts?
I am on my MANY knees begging you to elaborate
Amphioctopus marginatus, aka the Coconut octopus, is a medium sized octopus(6 inches long including arms) that lives in the tropical pacific ocean in the sandy bottoms of bays or lagoons and can use discarded coconut halves to use as a shield
They’ve also also used clam shells depending on their size to protect themselves too
They also walk bipedally, supposedly to mimic a floating coconut rolling through the sea due to a current
oh my SWEET GOLLY FUCK
LAUNCHING HYPER CAT INTO OUTER SPACE
