Lamest Ginger

~No sentience but a few fun sentences~

[thepoisonroom]

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

[thepoisonroom]

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

[prettiestboytoy2]

[stardial]

IS OBI WAN KENOBI trans OR A chaser?

TRANS

CHASER

both <3

OTHER...? (tell me in tags..?)

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

[ct-dykeula]

[stardial]

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read

[ashes2caches]

I need to be the most fuckable person in this containment facility

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

tumblr user base is so pathetic. omg free palestine 🥺 wait hold on tumblr is dying let me give money to this zionist isreal loving trans hating racist ass website bc i like fandoms 💜 you cant even boycott chick fil a

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternalcyclicality]

[depsidase]

[wasabiprophet]

[honoratacarnage]

why hide this in the tags bestie

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[captain-snark]

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

[trans-girl-thirstposting]

Legends only

[profeminist]

[sluttysuperheroes]

He would do numbers on tumblr wth

[guerrillatech]

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

[arsonsara]

[sailor-arashi]

A Christmas Carol never even says that Scrooge gives up anything at all, or even somehow stops being super-rich.  He just stops being a dick about it and starts using his wealth to help people.  Scrooge isn’t even written as an indictment of rich people, since plenty others appear in the story and are presented as perfectly nice people.  Scrooge is a miser.  He doesn’t even use his money to help himself, which is called out as the reason he dies within the year.  Learning to care for himself is just as much part of the Ghosts’ lessons as learning to care for other people.

[marzipanandminutiae]

how dare Charles Dickens, a man once sent to work in a factory at age 12 while his father was in debtors’ prison, inflict such Wokery upon us as “caring about the poor”

Do you ever get rly pissed because the hunger games films could’ve told such a deep story with themes that reflect our own society’s oppressive systems

but instead they whitewashed the main leads, erased their disabilities, and pretty much romanticized the violence

[lizardvvizard]

The degree to which THG movies play into exactly the things the story condemns will never not be staggering to me

[fandomsandfeminism]

[theconcealedweapon]

[rubytactician]

How dare you leave this in the tags

[greenflamethegf]

There could littlerly be a huge meteorite about to crash into earth and kill everyone. Yet ya all would just point at it and say "chiken little refrance" or some shit like that

[calware]

[teaboot]

Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[earhartsease]

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?

also it’s kind of an amazing little vignette

[kipplekipple]

Hahahaa

Okay it says “who knows my arse from behind” and I will never recover from this

[probablynotcavolo]

OKAY— so i LOVE this painting, it’s in the St. Louis Art Museum, and on a tour i found out the story. it’s not a naked dude, at all. It’s actually a smaller depiction of her, she’s a sex worker! She’s showing off her advertising for her services. It’s a really cool historical example of sex work, and a gorgeous painting to see in person.

[sew-birb]

So that grin is her going:

“That’s me!!”

[byjove]

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

[byjove]

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

[justfairythings]