VolturiBabe

22. I love only two (2) people, Demetri Volturi and Emmett Cullen|| Side blog

[volturibabe]

Concept

The Volturi Guard playing Among Us.... That’s all 

[renxiaoyao]

me

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

okay but like this man needs a tumblr we are his people

[imadeatwilightblogin2019helpme]

*me the first time I saw the twilight renaissance after years of ignoring my cringy ass twilight phase I had when I was 11*

*me realising that it's actually lit AF and it's full of memes, art, stories, etc and everyone can finally embrace their love-hate relationship for these books and movies without shame*

[volturibabe]

Kind of exposing my own horrible editing skills here but I've had this idea for a while and I finally made it, because we all know the Cullen ladies need some appreciation. 

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I was watching Breaking Dawn Part 2 and paused it to get something to drink and I got this beauty... I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes laughing

Just something about this is so funny to me and i don’t know why

[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

[joy-the-vamp]

this is how the scene went

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[imacrowcawcaw]

I’m a bitch caw caw

[starkie-md]

TheBitchAvengers

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

Its Not captain bitch

[kokinu09]

kokBITCH09

[fist-it-out-deactivated20211203]

BITCH IT OUT

[probably-peridot-deactivated202]

probably-bitch

[leahlee-thebadwolves]

Leahlee-thebadbitch

[edwartmullen]

bitchwartmullen

[rosaliehaley]

rosaliebitchy ✌️

[dr-daddy-cullen]

dr-daddy-bitch

[holycarlislechrist]

Holybitchchrist

[masochisticlion]

masochisticbitch

[imwiththevampires]

imwiththebitch or imwithbitchvampires 🤔

[ive-lost-my-effervescent-mind]

i’ve lost my effervescent bitch

[whyami-here]

terrificbitch

[shiny-volvo-owner]

Shiny-bitch-owner

[twilightreturns]

bitchreturns or twilightbitch and both are correct

[rosalies-hale]

Rosalies-bitch. And you know what, that’s completely right!!

[kaquiche]

bitch

yeah that fits

[bellaskhakis]

bellasbitch

yeah that works

[edwardssnail]

edwardsbitch… yup

[janes-eyebrows]

Janes-Bitch….I’ll take it

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DemetriVolturi-is-my-bitch.... I think it’s the other way around though... 😂😂

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I made a part 2

I might have been procrastinating from the actual work I should have been doing but oh well c’est la vie

[volturibabe]

“ Nessie!? You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster!?” 

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All I need is some more Big Emmett Energy in Midnight Sun or I’ll revolt

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Do you want to see what a video of twilight vines made by an extremely overtired uni student who should be studying looks like?

Because here it is 

Enjoy…I guess…

[volturibabe]

I just had a major freakout because I’ve just seen that this video has over 10,000 views... and I’m literally floored because this has never happened to me like ever... I’m...

[volturibabe]

Anyone else a bit scared/nervous of what that smeyer countdown could be or is it just me? It’s just so ominous and foreboding

But please please please just don’t let it be the renesmee and jacob love story

[renegadepack]

edward and carlisle talking after he made That Deal with bella

[shinyvampireass]

[demetris-left-shoe]

Victoria has good taste then

[emmettmccartycullen]

I have to laugh whenever someone slamming twilight is like “it’s sexist bc Edward acts like he’s in charge of Bella’s life and controls everything she does” bitch he wishes he had a say in literally anything she did he WISHES he had any control over his beautiful and impulsive and chaotic girlfriend

[emmettmccartycullen]

It’s like

Edward: Just for safety’s sake, could you do this/maybe not do this? Just bc I’m a vampire and there are other vampires coming after you and I’m worried about you and I don’t want anything to happen to you

Bella: of course sweetie anything for you 💕🥰💕🥰💕🥰💕

Bella, but five minutes later: *does the exact opposite*

Edward:

[just-another-twilight-blog]

You know I got to say Bella 1000% made the right choice by picking vampirism over college, and in her shoes I'd choose the same.