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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79

Bowser (Nintendo)

Scrub Daddy (Real Life)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 17 hours 27 minutes

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#oh brother here we go #anyway i still want to do remarkably unhygienic things to that crt nothing has changed this isn’t even a question of who id pick

angel-derangement

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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angel-derangement

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

tforthetea

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

phyrexian-lootbug

Tumblr has fact checking?

tforthetea

apparently???

angel-derangement

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

angel-derangement

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

#is this everyone’s first day on this site #you could not pay me to click whatever that is bc it’s either rick astley or something smut adjacent #ive been here 15 years too long

gaynfl-moved

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

polarhorror

trying to explain levels of abstraction to an american: ok so imagine i give you a hamburger

#fear im showing my age here #cuil theory #you will always be famous to me<33

grabmy-bat

theyre girlfriends ?

#the only way i have been able to describe this look is Nonbinary Aunt and Lesbian Uncle #so yeah. tgeyre girlfjriends

reunitedinterlude

close enough shoutout to dnp for basically turning this old fake phan post into a reality <3 (photocard credit to @britishchick09's post & @planetsonlali !!)

#just put my head in my hands and sighed so loudly god i thought i was free and id never have to see that post again #i feel so old

v1ncenthallberg

@therealjacksepticeye mention!

therealjacksepticeye

He doesnt know what I want

#today we stand up to daniel for speaking over irish voices. enough is enough

ahappydnp

#what if i explode and throw up and die

dankmemeuniversity

xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

aphorisnt

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

shirecorn

the high geologist has ascended

ethanrayne

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

venusrrvelez

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

sapphireclawe

I love this too much.

cryptidwithaninternetconnection

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

anotherdayforchaosfay

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

rarespawns

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

ash-the-tiefling

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

gayvampyr

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

#NUANCE BABEY #it’s so interesting bc i have no issue like ive gotten monthly bloods for well over half a decade now and like to watch #actually shit wait it’s probably almost a full decade now. damn. but i’ve actively watched for a good half decade it’s Interesting #i like the spray sound of it going into the tube . Anywya #but i have medical ptsd so i react every time i get a cannula. except its entirely subconscious ? like im chilling and all then of a sudden #a nurse is like hey do you want some tissues also you’re hyperventilating and i realise im sobbing having a panic attack like. Silently #me: lalala cant wait to read that one fic i bookmarked when i get home hm what should i have for dinner #my body: we are fucking under attack #so like i am not squeamish but my body freaks out every time i get ivs etc LMAOOO it’s gen the strangest experience #me: oh boy they’re playing star trek reruns on the little tv :) yay #doc: your blood pressure just halved and your hr is at 160 bro are you Good

clericbyers

need byler fandom to please watch the puritan language y'all keep spewing omfg saying two men having sex is "lawless" is absolutely insane given the fact gay sex was considered a literal crime far too recently and is still illegal in some countries as well. you people are essentially saying that banning gay sex talk is "obeying the law" which is completely crazy. like oh my god, it is not lawless to talk/draw/write about gay sex. byler may be fictional but the implicit homophobia the fandom has about the appropriateness of depicting their relationship is very real and present. it goes beyond byler, it is a mindset that needs to die. this puritan attitude on queer sex is disgusting and you need to not subscribe to this.

kissingpractise

honestly the subconscious homophobia in the fandom is absolutely RAMPANT, it might even be more widespread than the straight up blatant homophobia from nonbyler st fans. Taps the sign

#this is why i was so confused abt what lawless byler even is bc i thought ppl were calling it that bc they were posting UA stuff #but then it just became . sex in general ? what are we doing ??#i dislike the whole ‘lawless’ thing and have it muted bc it just has uncomfortable connotations all round #gay sex is a beautiful and natural thing actually and to call THIS ship in particular lawless is actually gross lmfao #after everything will went through and his palpable shame regarding his sexuality i think calling it lawless just fucking sucks dude #but this fandom has a very large problem with trivialising very real queer struggles and minimising them down to ‘tropes’#coughs con therapy cough #i think it’s bc a large part of the fandom is either v young or hasn’t actually experienced violent homophobia irl #which is good like obv that shit is traumatising and i don’t want anyone to have to endure it #but these things are abstract concepts to people and at the end of the day we need more ppl to learn queer history and understand the pain #of everything our queer elders went through just to get us to the point we’re at today #basically yeah these may be fictional characters but the situations they’re being out in are taken from real queer struggles #*put #and they deserve respect. yes this means being mindful when writing fic one handed too

the-pineapple-stole-my-husband

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a particle slamming into another particle

bgm05

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

pompom-mate

oldmanpusspuss

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

3000s

american psycho if there was lunch

redshift-starfire

Aren't they already having lunch in that scene?

3000s

they didnt have lunch until i gave it to them i think

autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

peachdoxie

There's an article on my computer I had to read for class called "The Caucasianization of Jesus Christ" but my brain just read it as "The Carcinisation of Jesus Christ" and so like.....crab jesus

sparkofstorm

peachdoxie

oops

#it keeps happening……

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