John Boyega deserved better

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[theweirdwideweb]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[sycamoretree]

trinity 

[yawning-caverns]

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

[elodieunderglass]

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

[goldwerewolf]

So one time I put my peacock on my bike and realized they matched.

[alsedes]

#this looks like two-thirds of a barbie princess playset

[prokopetz]

The problem with all those “what if terrible authors wrote about penises the same way they write about breasts” jokes is they display too thorough and accurate an understanding of how penises work.

If terrible authors really wrote about penises the same way they write about breasts, you know there’d be some bizarre misconception about the relevant anatomy and physiology in the mix.

Like, maybe they think it’s retractable.

Maybe they don’t realise it’s not erect all the time.

Maybe they think boners whistle.

[cipheramnesia]

Fire up the ol’ dickwhistle, storm’s a comin’.

[cipheramnesia]

Must be serious, ain’t heard the dickwhistle since ought six!

[cargopantsman]

It’s called a cockswain dammit

[cipheramnesia]

Only when it’s shrinking but otherwise it’s a cockswaxing.

[cargopantsman]

… i need to find naval base right Fucking NOW

[patrocles]

keep floridas name out of yalls mouth challenge

[enbyofdionysos]

people are on twitter throwing shade at Texas and Louisiana as if Texan republicans didn’t just file a federal lawsuit to throw out 127,000 votes -- Texas (which could fit the entire UK in it 2.8 times need i remind you) also closed hundreds of polling sites, leaving one county with only two sites. TWO. Louisiana also ordered hundreds of polling places to close early ON ELECTION DAY.

i don’t want to hear people going “oobloobloo these boomers” and “oobloobloo the south” and “oobloobloo these hillbillies”

IT’S DIRECT VOTER SUPPRESSION.

so stop making jokes about sleeping when southerners need help during hurricanes because your middle class white ass was able to safely get in your subaru to drive to your local polling place on your lunchbreak meanwhile voters on their way to their polling places in north carolina were pepper-sprayed by police.

[79x]

[turnipwine-deactivated20230528]

welcome to the cult of (trans guy) dionysus

[gunnslaughter]

Ok, but consider.

[gunnslaughter]

OH wtf. I didn’t mean to rebloop this. Sorry guys.

[gunnslaughter]

I FKN TOLD YOU SO

[l-a-l-o-u]

follow your heart

[lampsarepeopletoo]

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

[nicosdisangelic]

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

[lesbianbending-moved]

katara really said ‘you’re not the youngest sibling if you’re the only daughter because you are expected to become the caretaker while also shouldering the familial trauma on top of your own’ and azula really said ‘you’re not the youngest sibling if you’re the only daughter because you will be held to higher standards and you will be expected to exceed them at the expense of your mental health’ and they were RIGHT

[clovencraft]

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[ddcc95]

got damn. this hits different 7 months into the 20′s

[estradiol]

“being gay and conservative is hard” good. hope it’s shitty being a literal traitor to your community 

[estradiol]

this is my single most controversial post on this site, every republican that comes into contact with it crytypes at me

[estradiol]

i houuhg.t tthe lgb tcommuniy was ll li..inclusiv,ee what do yo umeaan i i C..an’t Be racais tandd .. hatte poor ppeople????? .so muuch for te ;;htoleerant l lefft

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[meckamecha]

The fuck’s all this bougie shit about? Who the fuck has money for metal weapons in this economy?

[nico-robin-official]

elitist jackass talking abt ‘crafted weapons’ just pick up a rock you fucking snob

[giveitallforonenight-deactivate]

[asktoothless]

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

[xxx-w1f3fuck3rs1xtyn1n3-xxx]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

How could you

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ajeckaea]

[i-couldnt-think-of-one]

you modernized it??????

[catstrophysics]

hey I’m sorry