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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.
happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month
new freak shit made specifically for me just dropped
awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
i want what david cronenberg has
Does Gwen Stefani’s corpus of art rely heavily on what one might reasonably call “cultural appropriation?” Yes. Clearly, yes. Does it still slap? Yes. Clearly, yes. And one cannot reasonably cancel her without cancelling Justin Timberlake, and thus Timbaland himself. Dare anyone cross this threshold?
@quinton-reviews has naturally what tiktok users trying to bring back 2000s fashion wish they could emulate
Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.
One thing that amazes me about male dominance is that they never have to feel collectively diminished by the bad behavior and atrocities committed by other men.
Man abandoned his kids? The woman chose poorly.
Man is domestic abuser? The woman chose poorly.
Man committed some heinous act? Either total silence. Compassion for the abusive man. Or some muttering what an aberrant monster he is.
Doesn’t matter if the stats reflect that 95% of all these bad things come from your sex. You never have to worry about people stereotyping you, people still believe in the best of you and you’ll always be given chance after chance to show you’re a good egg.
Meanwhile a woman can’t breathe without her actions being a reflection on the entirety of her sex.
Individuation is a privilege given to the dominant.
Corporate trainings are literally like
"A woman and her child are having trouble finding a product in the vitamin aisle, what can you do to help her?"
1. Kill the kid.
2. Kill the parent, leave the child motherless.
3. Use the CARING® Strategy and our TRICUS™ Customer Experience Method to make sure she gets everything she wants at the correct price.
4. Leave her alone, she doesn't want to be bothered.
Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) dir. Josh Gordon & Will Speck
