i was trying to be mr. answers!

Melody. she/her. idiot. Texas. as they say in the bible: love your hair, hope you win

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

[gaysie]

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[alivedean]

dean + text posts pt. 2 bonus:

[my-dailydreams]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[weewooshow]

thinking about how sly cooper and gang make up a murdering machine

[narrativelydoomed]

— Gabriel, The Prophecy (1995) dir. Gregory Widen

[transphobiaclown]

Stratt: with enough astrophage, California in it’s entirety could blow up

Grace: oh that would be a catastrophage

[woman-respecter]

not asking this to judge anyone, just curious

off the top of your head can you name a current mlb player besides shohei ohtani?

yes, i could rattle off a whole bunch

yes, a few

yes, but i had to think for a second

no

Voting ended onMay 20

also say in the tags the first player u thought of if u want

[kilgarraara]

sketching!

[animentality]

[sashaforthewin]