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Uncool But Cool With That • 24 • ENTP

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

[frogayyyy]

no but jim was naked in that scene

honestly what they were actually doing was infinitely more gay

(the price of the phoenix by sondra marshak and myrna culbreath)

[crystal-mouse]

AMID CANDLES AND FLOWERS?!?!?!

SLENDER BOND STRETCHING BETWEEN THEM?!? STEEL AND GOLD?!?!!!

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

#UR TELLING ME JIM WASN'T GIVING HIM THE SCHLUP GULP SUPREME?

[kirkpussyindulgence]

sometimes...reddit is ok...

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

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This is so fucking stupid. I can't believe I'm doing this. I never use reddit, sorry if I do something wrong.

I (a 19 yr old girl) was watching Star Trek TOS a few weeks ago with 3 other friends (one 18 yr old guy, the other two don't matter)  over a video call. We get to the episode Amok Time, and long story short there's a scene where Captain Kirk's shirt gets ripped right across his pecs (it kinda looks like one of those boob window sweaters?? idk how to describe it I'm sorry)

So when Kirk's shirt gets ripped I say some dumb shit about him having fatty milkers and the two other friends laugh and we just start making tit jokes and making up increasingly stupid words for "boobs".

We watch a few more episodes then call it a day and disconnect the call, and a few minutes after disconnecting the call my guy friend (we'll call him Tom) messages me and brings up the Kirk boob jokes in passing, like he was trying to make it seem casual but I started feeling like he was bothered by it and wasn't telling me, you know? So I asked him if the tit jokes bothered him and he got really defensive and didn't really answer the question.

Later one of the other two people that was there (we'll call him Mark) messages me and tells me that my guy friend was mad at me. Apparently Tom had ranted to Mark about how William Shatner (the guy who played Kirk) was a huge inspiration to him as a kid and he thought I was being extremely disrespectful referring to his character (not even HIM, his CHARACTER) in such a derogatory way (as if William Shatner is gonna give a fuck that some teenage girl in central America said his old character had fat hooters, but I digress)

So Mark said I should apologize, I said it was stupid for Tom to have a temper tantrum over such a meaningless situation, Mark said that was mean, so I caved and apologized (and no it wasn't a backhanded apology, I messaged Tom and said I didn't mean to be disrespectful towards someone he looks up to and that I'd refrain from doing it in the future)

But then Tom continued to give me the silent treatment and fucking brings it up whenever we talk Star Trek and I ended up snapping at him that he was being childish for holding onto this for so long, and that I'd already apologized and I didn't see why this continued to be such an issue.

Tom is now giving an even harsher silent treatment. Mark sides with Tom for some reason, and the other friend just thinks this whole thing is funny. I don't think I'm the asshole, I'll admit it, but some outsider perspective would be nice. AITA?

[thighhighcrocs]

the fact u didnt add some of the comments in the archives is so upsetting bc it means ppl r missing GEMS like these:

[dankxsinatra]

Cap’n on deck

[queermarzipan]

This is the best possible conclusion to this post

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

captain kirk titties here

[fleshadept]

Nothing ever changes in this house. Nothing is going to change. Unless I change it.

[iwaiko-deactivated20220301]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kabr0nex]

Lord help me I'm about to simp for a woman In her 60s

[plasticblisss]

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

[danothan]

charden is literally autistic asexual agender x bipolar bisexual bigender

[fiascodownunder]

tom holland spidey: doesnt know what sex is

tobey maguire spidey: thinks missionary is kinky

andrew garfield spidey: would fuck venom without a second thought

[detailedart]

A sample of haunting and troubling gifs of famous paintings. (Via giphy.com) From the artwork Beauty, by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro.

[attorneytrash]

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[yuhengwanye]

#fandom has written off Gabriel as dumb but like #you don’t show up unannounced with a violent enforcer your employee is clearly uncomfortable around and trap him in a room by accident #this is deliberate mob level intimidation #“politely” reminding him exactly what theyre capable of if he steps out of line #and its terrifying #he cant even look at them

@ileolai hitting the nail on the head as usual!

In addition, Sandalphon is blocking the exit. And he and Gabriel are standing at complete 180 degree points with Aziraphale in the centre. This is a thing I have known sadistic interviewers to do: to deliberately sit (or stand) at such angles to the victim/interviewee that they can never have both interviewers in their eyeline at the same time. To make eye contact with one, you have to lose sight of the other. Normally I’ve seen it done with the two interviewers at 90 degrees, so the interviewee has to keep turning their head. This is even more cruel: Aziraphale has to turn his back on whomever is not speaking. It’s a deliberate tactic to make a victim more awkward and wrong-footed, and in this case, even physically vulnerable.

[ileolai]

Yep. You’ve articulated what I was trying to get at with ‘’trap’’. You don’t block off the exits like that to have a polite conversation. You do it to threaten somebody.

It’s like they took the mob intimidation bit from the original book and turned it into something far more horrifying and with more weight for his character arc, because this is what gangsters do to scare people. imo Gabriel is fairly well aware of whats going on long before the surveillance photos come into it and he just likes watching Aziraphale squirm with anxiety over how much he knows, because he’s not stupid, he’s a sadistic bully. 

[guardian-of-soho]

And Aziraphale is playing the game so well. He tells himself he trusts them but he absolutely doesn’t. He smiles, he nods, he tells them nothing. He has a quick answer for the jibe about the evil smell. He shows zero reaction to their loud comments about pornography (react, and prove you’re more used to humans than to angels? That you find angels embarrassing now? That you know more about earth than the guy who stationed you there?). He’s covering his ass expertly—he knows how to defend himself. He’s watched angels fall.

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

@kedreeva oh NO you’re right.

[kedreeva]

Like don’t get me wrong, I like a good clueless boss as much as the next person. But that’s not Gabriel. Michael asks if Gabriel minds Michael following up through back channels and Gabriel plainly says “there are no back channels, Michael” and it’s not because Gabriel thinks there are no back channels, of course there fucking are, he’s been using them too. But how dare Michael bring them up so baldly. How dare Michael betray the ruse, and to his face like that. They’re the good guys, you know.

[what-a-terrible-idea]

[what-a-terrible-idea]

[what-a-terrible-idea]

NATM 2 Original script??

Hey I keep seeing posts about the original natm: battle of the smithsonian (originally called escape the smithsonian) script and images from it, however the only links I have been able to find have gone bad/no longer exist. Does anyone happen to have a full copy of the original script?

[what-a-terrible-idea]

Update- found it thanks to some great people in this fandom. I have the link incase anyone is curious, also saving a copy incase this website ever disappears as well.

[what-a-terrible-idea]

NATM 2 Original script??

Hey I keep seeing posts about the original natm: battle of the smithsonian (originally called escape the smithsonian) script and images from it, however the only links I have been able to find have gone bad/no longer exist. Does anyone happen to have a full copy of the original script?

[worthlessstreetrat]

Deadpool *liked*