When-is-Tuesday

Call me Levi/Tuesday | Minor | He/xe/they/any pronouns | acespec | also arospec | biromantic | exmo | ASD | ADHD | SPD | possibly APD | thats a lot of disorders |

[when-is-tuesday]

me when parents are being homophobic transphobic aphobic biphobic nbphobic and sexist and intersexphobic

[when-is-tuesday]

and pro life it turns out, but only like 98% pro life so that's just great

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a Wii accessory that was a toilet and if you threw a bad game in there, it would take a bit of their profit. It wouldn't give you it, though.

[papyrusgayfont]

* oh the movie is finally out I can now do this

* here’s the first post of all the show characters and locations that are in Miraculous Awakening or whatever it’s called because i was bored (spoilers, obviously). Starting off,

* Marinette Dupain Cheng

* Adrien Agreste

* Alya Césaire

* Nino Lahiffe

* Chloé Bourgeois

* Sabrina Raincomprix

* Rose Lavillant

* Juleka Couffaine

* Ivan Bruel

* Mylene Hapréle

* Lé Chiên Kim

* Nathaniel Kurtzberg

* Alix Kubdel

* Max Kante

* and that’s it because tumblr won’t allow me to upload more photos lol so I’ll just make another post

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

What a dork

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[catboybeebop]

can we just take a moment to think about how fucked up this is. Like on one hand all these tags are hilarious but on the other it's horrible. I feel like I'm going from laughing my ass off to wanting to throw up like a metronome

[victoryjamz]

women's underwear and survival horror. what happened

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Stop recruiting children as adventurers and then sending them on a quest to my tower to defeat me. It never ends well. The furthest any of them made it was my workshop. I’m tired of burying kids. Even I have a limit.

Where are you even getting these kids? Are you abducting them? Are they orphans? Did their parents agree to this? Half the time they can’t even stand up against an owlbear.

Stop using child soldiers. I use goblin kids as ammo, not soldiers. Both the kids and their parents are fine with it. They’re loyal.

[wizarddaycare]

We have a high turnover

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Stop sending them to certain death!

[wizarddaycare]

It's not intentional, sometimes they just escape and wander off while our backs are turned

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Then why are they on a quest????

[wizarddaycare]

Narrative imperative?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Why are they all dead set on killing me?

[wizarddaycare]

That sounds like a you problem rather than a me problem 😉

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I’ll find your daycare and put baby trolls in there.

[wizarddaycare]

Just as long as you pay the fee, we'd be happy to look after them for you!

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[necrowtic]

My girlfriend literraly dont have a penis its so scary where did it go i didmt know girls xould do that

stay safe out there soldier

[necrowtic]

theres totally something in there about Cant Find The Clit jokes and gender affirmation can someone do the punchline for me

[cipheramnesia]

Diversity win for women and cis women faking orgasms everywhere.

[toadschooled]

A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

[conzoop]

Those ripples are a telltale sign they are charging thier beam attack

[androidyogurt]

only comment on this page

[wifegideonnav]

saw a poll about people never having been to a funeral and it got me thinking. so (you can use your judgement about what “been to” means):

i have been to more weddings than funerals

i have been to more funerals than weddings

i have been to the same number of funerals and weddings

i’m genuinely not sure/show results

Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

[lohboh]

taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both

white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭

gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢

asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:

[buddwyer]

(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

[zegalba]

long exposure picture of a plane taking off

[catleidoscopean]

the forbidden slide

[when-is-tuesday]

rainbow road for homophobes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

hey slurt

[punctuation-completionist]

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4/21

[sheeyancjoje]

‼️Homeless trans‼️ 🏳️‍🌈

Life update!! Still in this situation. Tumblr terminated my accounts @sheeyanc :'((

Would gladly appreciate help right now. I really mean it I'm totally in so much pain. Both my legs are swollen and injured after getting hit by a van. I need a place to stay, I need a rescue. :'(

Dm for details.