And The Autumn Moon is Bright

Hello I'm Kael, an ace, (possibly polyamorous) 30 something Oregonian. I love Legend of Zelda, Labyrinth, Persephone, puns, Batfam, and freaking out. Polyamorous shipper is my middle name. She/her pronouns please. Queer as fuck.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[whenwolfsbaneblooms]

I will add a minor point of correction: Sean Astin is not John Astin's biological son, though he did legally adopt Sean after he married Sean's mother Patty Duke. (Sean was two at the time).

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[icarus-suraki]

[whenistillgaveadamn]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

[batsbirdsandspeedstersohmy]

I love that so much!!

[janetm74]

Fantastic

[berylofapples]

Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an Heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel and I make my own garlic-and-green-onion cream-cheese spread. That's forgettable? I don't think so.

[whenwolfsbaneblooms]

[godblessyoublackemperor]

tommy arnold - sabriel/lirael/abhorsen covers

[godblessyoublackemperor]

tommy arnold - sabriel/lirael/abhorsen covers

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[clonerightsagenda]

Indoor running water is rare enough in the Old Kingdom that only Abhorsen's House and the Clayr have it, and Sam wants to investigate the remnants of the old palace's plumbing to figure out how to recreate the magic and engineering involved. Enclosed running water still functions as a ward against the Dead (see: Belisaere's aqueducts) and so the Dead presumably can't cross buried water pipes either. Thus I believe Sam can meld his original role of defending against the Dead and his true role of magical construction guy by starting Belisaere's soon-to-be most powerful professional organization: the plumbers union.

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[azdesertwillow]

@teh-lazy-potato

[jourke-rourke]

Leverage (2008) // eliot fighting for his life in the background

[rem-the-moth]

[digitaldiscipline]

[makesomenoise]

To cheese, or not to cheese? 🧀

➡️ Go to Dropout.tv to watch new Make Some Noise now

Ross, Echo, and Corin Try to Recruit You - Season 4 - Dropout

Ross, Echo, and Corin name new Star Wars characters and sing a sea shanty.

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[sp1resong]

[izzybellgee]

[bananafofana-split-lady]

[cradle-of-darkness]

[pisshandkerchief]

[mintmildew]

Artist I Like

Kay Nielsen | 1886 - 1957 | Danish

Known for his Art Nouveau style of fairy tale illustrations along with his designs for Disney's Fantasia "Night on Bald Mountain" and very early concept art for The Little Mermaid and Sleeping Beauty. (wikipedia)