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Emma Swan looking at Regina Mills through the seasons ;
My Dash Did A Thing
Do you know what an iced chocolate is?
Yes and I’ve had one
Yes but I’ve never had one
No but I have a confident guess (in tags please)
No and I have no idea
Clicky button
A friend was describing introducing cafe workers in the UK to the concept of the iced chocolate and then I found out Wikipedia doesn’t know what they are and then I thought: is this another lemon lime and bitters situation? So…Tumblr poll time!
Ngl guys this entire saga and phenomenon stumbled upon is fucking frying me.
heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE
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nickname poll
So currently I answer to my full first name (which I usually introduce myself with) as well as two nicknames/diminutives plus my last name when people mistake it for a first name. There are two or three other nicknames I've also gone by in the past. I'm perfectly fine with this, or neutral at minimum-- I have a common name and have had to be flexible with how I'm distinguished for my whole life. I also don't feel a deep and fundamental connection of my name with my identity, though I think going by another name entirely would confuse me.
A number of friends have been appalled at me being called names I don't say are my name. Which is really weird to me, although I'd go to battle for anyone else who was getting either deadnamed or called something they didn't want. But this perspective seems surprisingly common!
How do you feel about being called something other than the name you introduce yourself with?
I think it's fun if people give me (non-derogatory) nicknames or shorten my name
I don't care if people call me something else and will answer to it
I'm mildly uncomfortable or annoyed but won't make an issue of it
I HATE being called something else and will always correct people
Nuance in tags/Vanilla extract/I'm bald
I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman
Last time I saw this
post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at
the second Eggman
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them
(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)
I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.
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World Heritage Post
Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953
NOT ME YOU SLOP ARTIST
This is a close up? A CLOSE UP YA JERK! A CLOSEUP!
Alright, let’s get this picture started! (The End) NO NOOOOO!
One of the defining moments of animation history.
“Ain’t I a stinker?”
In Babylon 5, didn’t one of the non-humans think Daffy was the god of frustration?
Holy shit, this is nearly 70 years old. This would have been right on the heels of color television being commercially available to the public.
@amayatepes look at this
LMAO
Huh. That’s just a whole ass Daffy Duck cartoon.
Everything about this cartoon is top-notch. The timing, the animation (watch Daffy’s different walks) the art; this is a treasure
Petition to let me remake OUAT but based
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All my life i have been alone.
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I was tagged by @zaffiri-saffici. This is mostly gonna be SVU, but I think there could be a surprise in there.
I have a lot of fics, 61 on AO3 alone, and more outside of there. And I deliberated for a sec on whether it's last ten from UPDATE or last ten from POSTING. But i'm gonna keep it simple and do the first ten on my AO3 page, just for funsies.
Post the first lines of your last ten fics!
Alrighty, here goes!
Foolish Game - (WIP) SVU - Elliot/Olivia - second fic in the "Games We Play" series. Elliot returns in S16, three and half years after the events of "Wicked Game".
He walks into the precinct.
Everything has changed and nothing has changed. The appearance might be different, but the skeleton is familiar, constant. Elliot would know where he was even if he hadn’t purposefully walked through the door.
Memory Cloud - (Complete) Once Upon A Time - Emma/Regina - Emma suffers a concussion which causes her to remember a life that didn't happen... or did it?
Emma picked herself up off the forest floor, brushing leaves and stray dirt off her jeans. This was completely the last time she was going to chase escaped dogs. Being the Sherriff of a small town was one thing, it was a pretty quiet job and there was rarely anything greater than a drunk Leroy to take care of, but she did not need to be chasing Mrs Holt’s schnauzer through dead forest, tripping over branches, rolling several feet down a rocky hill, over an embankment and smashing into the ground horizontally.
Rock the Cradle - (WIP) SVU - Gen. Elliot drops a random, mysterious baby at Olivia's house. Things do NOT go well.
She has just finished saying goodnight to Noah, kissing his weary little brow, and convincing him that he cannot sleep in her bed tonight and that he does not need another book. He has such strong will and, like the absolutely sharp and cunning mind he is, he knows that there are nights when she is too weak, too fatigued to argue.
But tonight he gave little argument and she’s glad for it, because she’s tired and she has so little fight left.
Out of the Dark - (complete) SVU - Gen. Third in the "Darkness Dwells" series. Takes place ten years after "Deep Deep Down Where the Darkness Dwells". Olivia is interviewed on the ten year anniversary of William Lewis.
There is a line of sweat trickling down her spine.
Olivia feels it, absolutely incapable of stopping the nerves even if she puts on a good outward appearance.
The armchair is functional, more for show than practicality.
Appearances matter.
It's been a long time since she's put this much effort into her clothes and appearance. All wasted, of course, because they'd crowded her nearly the very second she walked in the door and retouched everything, hair, makeup, adjustments to her lapel, flicking imaginary dust.
"We have a very special guest today." The announcer's voice is bright and clear and much too cheerful for this topic. "On the tenth anniversary since Serial Murderer and Sadist William Lewis was taken down, we speak to Captain Benson, who has not spoken publicly about her ordeal since it happened."
Deep Deep Down Where the Darkness Dwells - (complete) SVU - Gen for the first half, Elliot/Olivia for the second. First in the Darkness Dwells series. Olivia does not escape after four days with William Lewis. He keeps her hostage for six weeks and very bad things happen. This is the healing and recovery from that.
He’s slicing tomatoes when he hears the knock.
It’s enough to make him pause. Nobody knocks. Nobody visits. Nobody just drops by. He’s designed it that way. He cannot actually count back to the last time he interacted with another human being face to face outside his monthly visit to town.
He gets his groceries delivered: meagre offerings of bread and milk, fruit and vegetables, basic staples. The food of the forsaken.
The knock sounds again, loud and insistent. He shakes himself out of his own fog and walks to the door. There’s a sense of foreboding here that makes him want to turn around and ignore it. Something has happened and he wants no part of it. He’s sure.
The Deepest Darkest Timeline - (complete) SVU - Gen. This is the second in the Darkness Dwells series. There is no goodness or healing in this fic, this is all the flashbacks from the first fic placed into timeline order. It's horrific and awful. Six weeks of torture with Olivia at William Lewis' hands.
She’s never cowered in the footwell of a car as a body cooled on the bitumen outside and felt the warm metal of a gun barrel between her thighs before.
“There’s a car coming. If you make a sound I will pull the trigger and leave you here so your friends can do the autopsy cunt upwards. Is that what you want?”
This Wikipedia Article is Locked - (complete) SVU - Gen. Olivia and Fin overhear some gossip in a diner. Crackfic.
Shirley Stevens is tired.
It’s late at night and, frankly, past most sane people’s bedtimes. But she is neither sane, nor anywhere near her bed. She is eight hours into a double shift at AJ’s Diner, thanks to Penny calling in sick yet again.
Wicked Game - (complete) SVU - Olivia/Elliot - I don't even know what to say, the fic that started it all with SVU. Elliot and Olivia enter into a very unwise and unhealthy relationship that crosses more than one line. And probably not the lines you think.
The door to her apartment slams roughly, too roughly.
Olivia is not surprised. It’s been a bad few days. It’s always a bad few days, but this case involved a kid. And Elliot… Elliot always takes the kids’ cases personally. The drive home had been tense, a silent and heavy thickness to the air. Not awkward, things between them are never awkward, but definitely tense. She’d watched the skin of his knuckles stretch over the bones of his hand as he’d gripped the wheel, his jaw clenched as he drove.
Past Is Prologue - (WIP) Supergirl - Alex/Astra/Maggie. Kinda crack, kinda smut, kinda just my brain wanting to play with the hot girl dolls. Maggie and Alex find Astra alive and then... start a threesome. 'Cause why not?
Alex is kissing Maggie. Maggie is kissing her. And, oh, this is kissing. A far cry from the awkward sticky fumbling with men she has had to endure in the past. This is addictive and sweet and worth getting lost in, worth cold pizza and warm beer left on the bench, this is Maggie with her hand on Alex's hip, fingers like a brand through her top. Alex, being not just able to touch Maggie, but actually wanting to.
Intimacy was really just something to get through, something that she could take or leave as part of being in a relationship, but was rarely worth all the trouble she had seen other people go to.
She needs air, but she needs Maggie and...
Oh.
She probably really needs to get whoever is calling her phone.
Adam's Rib - (Complete) Firefly - Kaylee/River. An epic in which the crew go and fight against the evil corp that experimented on River.
"So there we were," The two voices giggled through the engine room and Simon stopped just outside to listen. "flush up against the wall, when in walks the Captain."
His face reddened at Kaylee's words. River's voice was soft and muffled, he couldn't hear what she said, but there were more giggles. There was a change in the air next to him and he turned to see Mal as Kaylee's voice carried out again.
"And that's how I got the job."
Mal nodded at Simon.
"True story, Doc."
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Tagging whoever wants to do it, honestly, I have lost track of so many usernames in this hellsite. You know if you write fic, if you do, YOU'RE IT.
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When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.
this says a lot about Society
I wish they would realize that universal healthcare doesn’t mean they HAVE to get healthcare through the state, just that it is there. You can still pay millions of dollars out of pocket for your own treatment at a private hospital.
America actually has terrible healthcare compared to a lot of nations with socialized medicine:
But you can see how powerful the ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ propaganda is in our schools.