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I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
Blockchain company BurntBanksy recently bought a $95,000 Banksy artwork, just to set it on fire! The goal was to take art in the physical world and bring in into the digital world as something called an NFT (non-fungible token). The company stated “We view this burning event as an expression of art itself, and we specifically chose a Banksy piece since he has previously shredded one of his own artworks at an auction.” The company is selling the piece on an NFT website called OpenSea, where the current offer is on 2 ETH ($7,357).
deftly turning 95 grand into 7 like any crypto scheme worth it’s salt
Amazing. It’s like a metaphor for itself.
New meme drop
I don't know who this guy is, but he's remarkably smug and self-assured for someone who has failed to do thirty seconds of Googling, which would've told him Ivermectin is an FDA-approved drug for use on humans.
That or he's lying.
He also wants to double down on the same things that caused people to lose trust in The System™ in the first place.
And which side was it that said Trump told people to "drink bleach", and falsely blamed a poisoning case on him? That excused BLM protests even when they broke The Rules™? Not very scientific then.
One more thing; it may actually work. There's an actual scientific study.
PS It's not even an antibiotic.
theclockworkjules>@siryouarebeingmocked ...As an antiparasitic. And nah. He didn't. He talked about injecting disinfectant ""And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting"
Yes, and? He asked a doctor about something he was ignorant on. And his detractors turned that into "he said to drink bleach", which only vaguely resembles what actually happened.
At best, they're idiots. At worst, they're liars. Most likely, a combination of both.
>I wonder whether or not someone who voted for trump would have enough braincells to not take that as advice?
You're being remarkably smug for someone who isn't saying anything that actually contradicts me.
So why does FDA approval mean it’s completely reasonable to take ivermectin but when the Pfizer vaccine got FDA approval that meant nothing?
a good chunk of modern economic problems have a relationship with this because over the last 30 years people redefined what they consider to be ‘work’ and ‘a real job’ and thus deserving of respect to exclude about 75% of employment
Not sure if this is universal or not but when I worked an hourly job I got holiday time and a half pay if I worked a holiday such as Labor Day. Which I liked more than a day off.
for years ive told people the second coming of christ is him just popping down to say ‘yall dont listen too well do ya’
Meanwhile…
Lol church people were not wearing masks and taking safety precautions against covid while having massive gatherings bringing forth super spreading. The people on the plane are clearly wearing makes and airlines everywhere have taken steps and precautions against covid. Lol Christians really got that persecution complex down pack. Your religion is not under attack. This meme does not make your point, it makes the opposite point. Wear your fucking masks and stop being a bunch of plague rats.
Literally like two weeks ago, Barack and Michelle Obama held a birthday party at one of their mansions, where people (including celebrities and other rich people like Erykah Badu, Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Steven Colbert) were not only super close to each other, but also maskless.
Like…people who took pictures were asked to delete them because of how it looked.
The wealthy and influential clearly get to do whatever they want (because freedom) while telling us to follow the rules. Why do politicians and the wealthy get to do what they want, but ordinary people can’t even go to church?
We just gonna pretend that what Obama did in august is at all relevant to that original post from April? We’re gonna act like Covid restrictions didn’t change in that time period and these are just different cuz one of them is rich?
How does paying taxes make you patriotic?
Then make the tax code less convoluted. You don’t like rich people using loopholes, don’t demonize them for being smart, get rid of the loopholes.
Far-right cartoonist Ben Garrison frequently posts bigoted illustrations of conservatives' favorite enemies on his website, but the absurdity of his work is even more apparent in his portrayals of former President Donald Trump.
Garrison often paints Trump as an athletic, god-like figure leading the crusade against supposed enemies of freedom.
But a recent Garrison masterpiece is going viral for all the wrong reasons.
Trump recently announced a lawsuit against Big Tech companies like Facebook, Twitter, and Google's YouTube for what he says are free speech violations against conservatives. Trump and his ilk immediately started fundraising off the effort.
Garrison attempted to embody Trump as a fighter against Big Tech suppression, portraying Big Tech as a windmill and Trump as the literary icon Don Quixote.
Don Quixote is the main character of the 15th century story The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes.
Quixote is an aging and angry man who becomes delusional and rebrands himself as a knight, donning a dilapidated suit of armor and mounting an exhausted horse. He sees inns as castles, innkeepers as lords, and windmills as ferocious giants.
Quixote's feud with windmills has been an enduring theme for centuries, and gave birth to the British phrase "tilting at windmills," meaning to fight enemies that don't actually exist.
Garrison's portrayal of Trump as Don Quixote pursuing the windmill of Big Tech censorship paints the former President as delusional, mounting a war on an imaginary foe—a primary criticism of Trump's
Garrison tried to clarify that Trump's enemies aren't imagined—the diametric opposite of the meaning conveyed by his picture—but the internet had to laugh at the accidentally true comparison.
Nailed it.
His defense of it is, uh, certainly something.
“I read the book, did you?” Did you really, though?
You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.
I think I’d have minded less if I’d committed a truly heinous crime. Something that warranted death. Or even if I was the kind of person who would enjoy flinging a last defiance at my execution.
It was all just a show, anyway. They did it every year. They brought out a selection of criminals, and the Sorcerer who ruled us showed his power by bringing about their deaths by magic. Just to show, every year, what happened to anyone who crossed him.
There was a time, probably, when the people he executed really were rebels or assassins. In latter days he had to take what the dungeons offered. I was dragged up in chains between a pickpocket, sobbing in terror, and a man who’d killed another man in a brawl. There were few criminals of any note, by then. So instead of choosing the wickedest criminals, they chose based on appearance. The man who’d been in the brawl had a face like a clenched fist, and looked like a ruffian. The pickpocket, aging and with hands beginning to tremble, was a different kind of example. As was I.
“There aren’t many pretty ones, this year,” the man who chose me had said, examining me. “But this one will do. Not young, but not old, a woman, well-favoured enough for the gallows… what was her crime?”
The warder shrugged. “She tried to kill one of the sheriffs.”
The man looked down at me and I shrugged. “I hit him with a washing stick, because he tried to extort money from me, and he was a baby about it.” I refused to treat this as anything but pathetic, even after my sentencing. “I didn’t even break any bones.”
“Treason, then,” the man said, nodding. “Attacking the servants of the law. That will look well on the list. Send her.”
I had been debating ever since what to choose. Something quick? Something painless? I considered demanding that I suffer the attack I supposedly made on the sheriff, but then I realized the Sorcerer would only give me what the man had said I was going to do, and that was not a pleasant way to die. I had all but decided on something swift and relatively painless. Beheading with the sharpest of blades sounded good. It would be quick.
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I always see the “where else would i find this but on tumblr” thing said about things that are funny, but I can’t think of anywhere else where I can randomly run into a short story that shakes my core
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.
I don’t share a lot of posts on here, I know, but this one truly wins the internet.