Headcanon Cannon

What you can get from this blog: Headcanons, Fic Recs, Incorrect Quotes, Poetry and Fan Art

[deadmegumi]

do you guys think that um. tdt ronan constantly dreaming about riding ganseys camaro might've been a metap- actually yk what I can't finish this

[deadmegumi]

[brokendowmess]

“Declan didn't even know why he lied about it. The fib was like bubblewrap, the truth carefully kept pristine and untouched for his collection.”

Mister Impossible. Maggie Stiefvater

source: oil study by liza sivakova

[squash1]

hennessy: that is the most bland white man i have ever seen

jordan: he actually has a secret art collection in his attic soooooooo

[plantmajor]

pov: it’s 2013. you go to an all boy’s private school and one morning you get there pretty early and you’re walking across the courtyard with your friends. there’s some construction guys replacing some shingles or something on the roof but you don’t really care because you Do Not Interact with the working class. you see this senior henry cheng on the other side of the green talking to two other seniors who you heard probably killed the latin teacher last year. henry cheng looks like he’s been on the green all night so what the fuck? for what? you’re confused and decide to go closer. as you do, one of the construction guys trips and a bunch of shingles fall everywhere on top of one of the seniors named adam parrish and you realize you just witnessed an accidental manslaughter so you immediately grab your Brand-New State of the Art iPhone 5s to videotape the scene. when the dust clears adam parrish is standing in a perfect circle right where all the debris should be and is completely unharmed. you have no idea how that fucking happened and you’re sad that you won’t get any hits on youtube for getting his death on camera but you’re also really fucking confused. you decide adam parrish is the new messiah and go to church every sunday for the next year. one day, you see adam parrish at the church. he lives there. you decide he is jesus christ

[bookgeekdom]

[sassydefendorflower]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Richard Gansey III & Ronan Lynch, Richard Gansey III & Adam Parrish Characters: Richard Gansey III, Ronan Lynch, Adam Parrish Additional Tags: Bees, Panic Attacks, Richard Gansey III Is Allergic To Bees, Richard Gansey III Is In Love With His Friends, but what else is new, Hurt Richard Gansey III, Adam Parrish Is A Good Friend, Ronan Lynch is a good friend, Angst, Gansey Is Traumatized Because He DIED When He Was A Kid, Set Somewhere Unspecified In BLLB, These Friends Are So Co-Dependent And In Love, bees and love, That’s it, that’s the fic Series: Part 15 of Whumptober2021 Summary: @whumptober-archive 

There was a bee sitting on the windowpane. Or maybe it was a wasp.

Gansey couldn’t really tell. He tried not to look at it. Just sometimes, when he glanced over at Adam scribbling furious notes, or Ronan ignoring schoolwork in favor of antagonizing their teacher (Mrs. Wellington, the history substitute), he could catch a glimpse of yellow in the corner of his eye.

When he turned around the bee was gone. The window was empty of flying death, only spring roses and old buildings visible through the glass.

OR: They are in class, when Gansey notices the wasp.

[womantryingtoexist]

Headcanon Adam Parrish never ties his shoes ever and it drives Gansey up the wall bc he's always tripping over them this is just fact and you can't change my mind

You are absolutely, 100% correct.

Ronan does it too - once - out of solidarity, but he immediately falls and almost breaks his nose. Always ties his shoes after that. 

[sargent-major-jane]

Leaves. Dust. Wind. Shit. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony- 

[sassydefendorflower]

Adam Parrish for the otps ask!

Okay! And thanks! xD

OTP: I do actively enjoy and write Adam/Ronan and I have a soft spot for Adam/Blue - and I will take Adam/Henry to my grave!

BroTP: Adam and Gansey and, of course, the unbeatable trio of Adam + Declan + the Gray Man… I want them to go on adventures sooooo bad!!!

OT3: Does a OT5 count? Because I am a die-hard fan of Gansey/Ronan/Adam/Blue/Henry… They are my children and they are some sort of polyanmorous/queer platonic life partner friend group where no one knows who is dating who

NOTP: Adam with Kavinsky? But then again I am all about the tropes… but yeah, probably Adam/Kavinsky 

[homerically]

the reason adam parrish, declan lynch and the gray man have not interacted beyond passing moments is because their combined power would make them an unstoppable trio that even stiefvater couldn’t control

[idoartlol]

Thought I’d start off my blog with jem and will.

[dklem]

Once upon a time….

[berry-muffin]

how about one last dick joke? yes? yes.

[cute-electrocute]

spring trio 

[shenandoahcafe]

Gangsey + their preferred sad girl musician

Gansey- Lana del Rey is his sad girl of choice. She sings a lot about Americana and wealth, which are things that gansey experiences a significant amount of angst over. Her ideals of masculinity match those of gansey, who feels that he can't ever attain them for himself.

Blue- Blue is a mitski girl. She struggles a lot with feelings of isolation and "otherness", and her experiences growing up as the psychic's daughter in a small town means she can belt "your best American girl" with her whole chest. Mitski is also small enough- at least in 2012/2013- that it would appeal to Blue's desire to other herself in deliberate ways that she chooses.

Ronan- Marina and the Diamonds. It's sexy, it's electronic based, it has themes of self destruction - what more could he ask for? Marina plays a lot with themes of persona, which Ronan "I act scary to protect myself" Lynch can definitely relate to, and I think that the song "teen idol" is definitely something that dream thieves era Ronan would relate to- being in a spiral and having the desire to make the spiral worse, just for the hell of it. I also think that cdth Ronan would be able to identify with Marina's desire for more.

Adam- Lorde is Mr. Parrish's drug of choice. Lorde, like Lana, sings about wealth, but I think that Adam, self-made man, would like Lorde's version of it better- not coming from wealth, working to achieve it, feeling like an imposter. I also think that Ribs would have my man in tears on the regular. Adam is a tired man. "And we'll never be royals/it don't run in our blood" is an Adam line if I ever heard one. Lorde also plays a lot with the idea of being isolated/alone even when around other people, and Adam "unknowable" Parrish definitely can relate to that.

Noah- Paramore isn't strictly a sad girl- Hayley Williams is our front, but it is a band, and the band does have men in it. However, it is the best fit for him. Noah had a blink-182 sticker on his car for chrissake. I think his love for Hayley Williams maybe is a tad uncomfy for the people around him because the more he talks about her the more clear it is that he's definitely has at least one sexual fantasy involving her.

Henry- I think St. Vincent is Henry's speed. She's a little grungier than his in-book music tastes, but I think that Henry would pride himself on being a musical omnivore. "They could take you or leave you/so they took you, and they left you" seems like it would speak a lot to Henry "my mother refused to pay my ransom and uses me as a spy". Overall, St. Vincent's music is heavily influenced by her anxiety disorder, and Henry would vibe with the teetering back and forth from happiness to terror. "bring me your loves" is a polyam anthem.

[faitomato]

this picrew is cute as hell so make yourself and reblog!

[mookybear12404]

[redemptiionss]

[beclynn-herondale]

I’m gonna tag @sarcasticmalecfan @igonecrazy @sh0tgun-shuts-his-cakehole @lavanyalol @jazzkaurtheglorious @khaleesiofalicante @thomaslightwoodx @alastaircarstairsx @anna-lightwxxd @emorion88 @cordelia-carstairs-owns-me @tenthprinceofhell @a-very-gay-spider @my-archerboy @christopher-lightwood-my-heart @youngf0x @magnus-the-maqnificent @fair-y-child @rednailpolishqueen and whoever else see’s this and wants to do it. It was fun

[khaleesiofalicante]

This was cute as hell indeed. My sister helped me make this. If making stupid suggestions counts as help 😂

This is moi. I’ve been sporting this new hairstyle cause it is warm af here.

I’m tagging @vanillalipstick66 @aditiblackthorn @alastaircarstairsx and anyone who is interested.

[vanillalipstick66]

Thanks for tagging me @khaleesiofalicante you look cute 👏 as  👏 fuck 👏  (couldn’t resist doing a similar hairstyle)

Tagging @morshiberna​ @sanderschmander95​ @netflixandchelou​ @vanderheijdens​ @ladyofstoriesandmusic​ @ladyshadowqueen​ @snackariah​ @anchoredreamer63​ @llilychen​ @youve-cath-to-be-kitten-me​ go nuts 🦔

[highladyofstoriesandmusic]

This was such a delight to do, thank you @vanillalipstick66 for tagging me!

Not as pretty as all of yours but i adore it!

Now i’m tagging: @acourtofwingsandwyberns @khaleesiofalicante @samnherondale @wilhelminacarstairs @sherlockedkit @illyrian-bookworm @booklover41802 @dru-and-ash @alastairlightwxod @ladybryaxis @cordelia-carstairs-owns-me and anyone else who wants to do it!

[dameofblades]

Thanks for the tag @ladyofstoriesandmusic

I love picrews

I’m tagging @moodbiggest @alastaircarstairsx @ideklovee @a-court-of-gays-and-glitter @highladyofdusk and @superalteza666 ❤️

[babydontthurtme]

literally love this so much

thanku for the tag @acourtofwingsandwyberns

im tagging @localmadlad @jebthe-sheep @padmaaavati @lost-in-fictionn @martemisss @lil-stark and @anyoneelsewhowantstodothis

[martemisss-deactivated20240213]

I like this!!!!

Thanks for the tag, love!!!

@bluecoffeebean @amphitrite-k @anyone who wants to do it

[books-andbiscuits]

This actually kinda looks like me (minus the acne lol)

@celeste-tyrrell @becausewedefinetheworld @a-friendly-magical-witch​ @localdemonani-tumbr​ @thequeensphinx​ @ anyone who wants to!

[celeste-tyrrell]

Looks nothing like me but-

@yourelost-itsokay

[books-andbiscuits]

Asdfg yours is so cuteeeeee

[dedicatedtechie]

Here’s me and my constant resting bitch face

@fangirlabbie08 @multi-fandom-fangirl1213

[fruitcakemtdew]

It’s a better looking version of me

@make-kotlc-gayer @peterparkersshitlist @daughter-of-hades1218 @comingoutofthecauldron

[comingoutofthecauldron]

thanks for the tag!!

my eyebrows are basically invisible irl so :,)

@viragay @itsbrilliantjustlikeyou @nobraincellsleftimsorryya @pinkseraphblades @flerkenkiddingme

[nobraincellsleftimsorryya]

@womantryingtoexist​ @wehatethedarkling​ your turn!

[womantryingtoexist]

I hope I did this right! ^^

[fromchaos]

if you are a sarchengsey stan, you either currently or have at some point in the past id’ed as just “queer.” you can’t tell the difference between flirting and friendly conversation. a homoerotically charged road trip is your ideal summer vacation. you’re shit at online dating because you’re still waiting for your irl meetcute. gender? you don’t know her.