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[probablybadrpgideas]

A trap idea: Schrodinger's Box

The trap looks like a normal room, unless entered, or investigated with a DC 15 Investigation, DC 13 Arcana from someone proficient in it, or a DC 17 Perception check.

Upon the trap being triggered, the party is trapped inside the room, with an open door on the opposite end of the room from where they entered.

The goal is simple: Get to the other door.

The trap? If anyone in the party is ever not being looked at by another member of the party, they have to make a DC 16 constitution saving throw or take an amount of poison damage based on player level (Up to the DM).

To make it worse, put some monsters in the room, or some treasure. This trap works best with parties of 4 or larger!

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[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[thataroacedude]

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

[greenheart-anon]

[greenheart-anon]

"Sentences that should never be in a cookbook!"

[greenheart-anon]

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

[pkeranodon]

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

[princess-starr]

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

[angrila]

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server. Prepare to dine.”

[pathofneedlespathofpins-deactiv]

Instead of “large,” you get an item of unusual size.

People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

The kitchen door says “Brute Squad.”

[bethanyactually]

When servers bring drinks to your table, they casually mention one of them might have iocane powder in it.

[breelandwalker]

On certain nights, you can engage the bartender in a battle of wits. If you win, you get a free drink. Beware - the bartender is a Sicilian.

If you can recite Westley’s “To The Pain” speech or Vizzini’s part from “Battle of Wits” from memory, you get 10% off.

The dessert menu is called The Gate Key. The servers all say there is no gate key. If you respond with “Fezzik, tear their arms off,” they’ll produce it with a reply of “Oh you means THIS gate key.”

[shortkingwolfdad]

@itsybitsytardis YOURE WELCOME

[doodleborg]

I’d always have 10% off because I CAN recite Vizzini’s line from the battle of wits!

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

I’d always have 10% off because I know how to come in a wheelbarrow.

[daniredux]

this post had me at “prepare to dine”.

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

ROUS burgers

[medic981]

When the server brings the bill…

[heroofthreefaces]

Instead of “well done” and “rare” the steaks are “dead” and “only mostly dead”

[allykatsart]

I n e e d this. So badly.

[catchymemes]

[disgustinggf]

[intolunarorbit]

0/10 just beat the shit out of me instead

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

[boringsl0th]

[saul-tortellini]

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

this shit is gonna go wild on December 31st just you wait

[penny-anna]

Jaskier no...

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[littlebreadrolls]

Emperor Sith!Obi-Wan comic

So I had this idea where Emperor Palpatine ruled the universe and he found child!Anakin and raised him his whole life to be his perfect right hand/fist. But only a few years after Anakin was old enough to begin performing his duties, Palpatine's rule collapses because Sith!Obi-Wan skips in and kills him. Now, Emperor Obi-Wan thinks Darth Vader would be a very useful weapon to have at his own disposal.

And Anakin, who's been raised in isolation his entire life and is kind of like a poorly socialized puppy ... well, he's kind of distracted by how soft and nice-smelling and pretty Obi-Wan is???

[firstofficerwiggles]

Sith Obi-Wan looks so seductive 😍🫠

[xfgjdgsdgf]

Anakin looks, so confused. His squooshed cheeks make him look even more adorable. Obi Wan is just a smidge infatuated with his new toy already. He's going to have so much fun making Anakin his.

[mmelolabelle]

Palpatine v sith!Obi-Wan will always end in ol’ Sheev getting his shit wrecked, not because sith!Obi-Wan would be necessarily smarter, more powerful in the force, a better fighter w/e than Palpatine (he probably wouldn’t be) but because unlike canon!Obi, any dark or evil version of Obi-Wan would have zero compunction about actively using the frankly insane levels of emotional, mental and spiritual influence Obi-Wan “all he’ll see is me” Kenobi has over Anakin Skywalker.

All of Obi-Wan’s canonical manipulative bastardness, his and Anakin’s legit mystical bond + codependence, Anakin’s deep seated insecurities, need for love and approval and obsessive tendencies, and an Obi-Wan with no ethical or moral hangups?

Nah mate Palps is getting the business end of Youngling Slayer 9000 in 3-5 working days.

(sooner if Obi-Wan puts out)

[zhewhoisfate]

Broke: vulcans don’t play games, as they are illogical

Woke: vulcans absolutely play games as resting so as to recuperate after exertion is highly logical and they have a marked preference for the Terran game, chess

Third eye slaming open at 4:27am: vulcans love poker. They won’t mention it and they’ll justify it but after first contact they descended on poker like a murder of starving ravens as a unified cultural phenomenon

[hedge-rambles]

I don’t watch Star Trek really but “Competitive emotional suppression with probability assessment and observation skills” is the most Vulcan leisure activity I can imagine. 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

me hanging out with black people in the summer: “aye, yall don’t forget to put on sunscreen”

them: 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

@flipflibberinflippinghell

Use the Walgreens Brand which is pretty cheap and it does wonders and doesn’t leave me with a white cast. And I’m dark as hell so I hate looking ashy but not all sunscreens are made equally and it’s one of the better ones I’ve used.

[angelic-tokkii-deactivated20220]

Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil don’t protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Yea fam. All that “we don’t need sunscreen” shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists don’t know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and it’s a nasty combination.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Yeah, it’s harder for us to get it but when we do it’s deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.

[lo-cotidiano]

“While incidence of melanoma is higher in the Caucasian population, a July 2016 study in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed it is more deadly in people of color. African American patients were most likely to be diagnosed with melanoma in its later stages than any other group in the study, and they also had the worst prognosis and the lowest overall survival rate.”

- https://www.skincancer.org/prevention/skin-cancer-and-skin-of-color

Sorry about the link, I’m on mobile. But this is from August 2016, which I know isn’t the most recent but it’s still SUPER IMPORTANT. Y’all please wear sunscreen. With Google it’s even easy to find smaller, Black-owned brands.

[sensei-aishitemasu]

https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!

[themardia]

I’m gonna second the rec for Black Girl Sunscreen, it’s affordable, Black owned, and immediately melts into the skin without leaving any gross white cast.

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[ehentalix]

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

[bladesandbhaalspawn]

Halsin's Caress

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