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You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

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a visitor on the biodome!!

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me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

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A cat is a type of guy you keep in your house and occasionally pick up and kiss

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carl and grace doodles

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this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

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I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

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showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

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showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

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showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

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showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

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showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

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showing my tiger the geographic center of California

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showing my elephant seal a spirit photograph

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showing my javalina the 1906 earthquake fence

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

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get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

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update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

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update: three four people

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His strength is that he is biscuits

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Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)

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no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

#fifa world cup 2026

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

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oh dear god youve gotta be kidding me....

do i think the hot aroace scientist with a life changing situationship with an alien deserves to be 2026 tumblr sexyman or do i think the hot aroace scientist with a life changing situationship with an alien deserves to be 2026 tumblr sexyman.