Definately not a lizard

damn I LOVE being a mammal

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how all "shocking" news about gen ai reads when you know how it works

[speciesofleastconcern]

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[justnoodlefishthings]

POV you have just lifted a rock or perhaps a log in a bornean peat swamp

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[crazy-brazilian]

Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku

[sindri42]

Yeah, sure, I'll reblog that.

[arakdy]

[devilsdaydream]

there were no digital effects used in that shot. they actually had David Bowie hanging upsidedown on this rig system with his boot glued to the brick. then they just flipped him around and were like, ok David, don’t die.

[shercockandmycrotch-blog]

ok David, don’t die

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[mediumsizetex]

Many people think it’s historically inaccurate because the Tyrannosaur doesn’t have feathers, but a buzz cut is pretty standard for military personnel.

[mumblesplash]

what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite

[phantomrose96]

It's actually not the stalactite that bites you you're thinking of stalactite's monster.

[bluestockingbaby]

Red sky at bite, stalagmite’s delight

Red sky at gnawing, stalactite’s warning

[remnantglow]

im sorry i just found out that all steel made post-ww2 has like subtly higher levels of radioactivity….. bc the nuclear bombs increased the background radiation in the air slightly all across the world and so atmospheric air used in the production of steel contaminates it….. and it’s completely negligible in everyday life and not at all dangerous (really, truly do not worry about it) but apparently it also means that whenever we need Special No Radiation Steel (like for scientific/medical equipment, ex. geiger counters or xray machines) we have to use scavenged steel made before ww2. and apparently shipwrecks are a great source of such steel. so a lot of such equipment is made from recycled shipwreck metal. what the fuck. what the fuck

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[thatdamnrookie]

cool, thanks!

[bedupolker]

Support your local park rangers

[nobrashfestivity]

Utagawa Kunimaro I Fierce Tiger [sic] Drawn from Life (Shasei môko no zu) 1860

[bunjywunjy]

this dude had a fucking leopard seal in his backyard and thought it was a tiger

[simonalkenmayer]

Me, cooking

[daltongraham]

omg his mumbled little song! You want the sound on

[lierdumoa]

He's mumblehumming "Royals" by Lorde.

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[spacedandelions]

Calm down, they can’t go through the blanket.

[entities-of-posts]

The Dark

[alex-j-podcastman]

The blanket never did anything

@vague-magnus-archives

[coruscantknave]

Oh god, I never noticed that one’s already in the bed with him in that final frame