The silliest goose

Previously known as cassandracain52 and raviosnumbe1fan: I'm a fic writer that loves Jesus who's here to post about fandom content and radom thoughts or anything else that comes to mind. Recently changed my user so I could combine my side blogs bc i was tired of using both. I like answering asks as longs as they are given respectfully. God bless✝️🖤

[5rozebub5]

Most my intro stuff is in the bio but since I’ve made this a multi-fandom blog, I thought I’d make a quick list of the fandoms I’m a part of and will likely post about here

Legend of Zelda

Linked Universe

DC

Batman

Marvel

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

My Hero Academia

BBC Sherlock

Sonic the Hedgehog

Pysch

Pokemon

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

[5rozebub5]

I don’t know who invented Sushi but I hate you

That stuff looks so eye wateringly scrumptious, like the rice being so delicately sculpted around it and the way it’s so beautifully crafted to where it basically looks like art.

And how it can all look so different depending on what it’s made with but every kind still looking flawless

Only to be made with fish.

Disgusting, slimly, smelly, straight-from-the-ocean fish. And not only is it fish but it’s raw fish.

The worst kind of meat, the kind that when brought anywhere it immediately smells up the entire area to let you know it’s been there. Like it’s leaving its mark so everyone knows “Yup, someone had fish sometime this century. Good luck getting rid of that scent because it freakin’ lingers”

I hate how much I want to eat it, every time I try it I think “maybe this time it won’t taste like pure ocean feces” and every time I am aggressively brought back to reality that fish no matter what you do to it, is still fish

[5rozebub5]

“Wow Kurenai really tried to use genjutsu on Itachi. She’s so dumb and weak, etc”

THE SLANDER MUST END

Kurenai grew up in a time the Uchiha were her allies. She literally never would have had to fight them. Ever.

And it is stated more than once that Kurenai is considered the greatest genjutsu user in all of Konoha(excluding the Uchiha who are kekki genkai users)

How was she supposed to know that it wouldn’t have any effect on him at all when she’s literally never had to go against the Sharingan before? She likely knew Itachi was powerful and had great genjutsu but didn’t realize he was basically immune because she’d never run into this problem before

Not to mention the fact she wasn’t instantly laid out by Itachi’s genjutsu when he swung it back onto her which is an incredibly impressive feat on its own

This definitely is not her finest moment, she got rocked in this scene, but yall need to give my girl a break😭

[5rozebub5]

I’ll never understand how people can say “Tim and Steph were never actually in love” when this is literally them

Young Justice (2019) issue 5

[name-that-isnt]

Not me just noticing,,

Ravio told link that what's inside his bag is "more important than life itself",, and then later when he trips like a dork in front of hilda and some rupees fall outta his bag, he looks at them, then at hilda, and continues with his plan to stop the confrontation between her and link instead of picking up his money first,, she's more important to him than something he considers more important than life 🥹

Not to mention he was def concerned about lorule's fate, but he was notably more concerned about hilda's individual well being, writing in his diary that he was bothered by yuga duping her and he was going to "save her from all of this"

Get urself someone who cares about u the way ravio cares about hilda

[5rozebub5]

I genuinely cannot stand when fans go around “correcting” other fans about a character/ship that’s based off a popular headcanon or occasionally a piece of work that is popular but also is not truly canon

It’s completely fine to headcanon whatever you like about a character, they’re fictional they don’t have rights or feelings or boundaries that you’re crossing by headcanoning them a bit(or a lot) different than they are because-and I can’t stress this enough- they aren’t real

but it’s just flat out stupid to say someone else is wrong for not also agreeing regardless of how well you or anyone else thinks it fits the character or “makes more sense” or thought it was “heavily implied” but for some reason this has become a much more common occurrence to do in fandoms(particularly regarding toxic shipping culture)

If you really like and agree with a wildly accepted headcanon that’s great! That just makes it easier to find content you’ll enjoy, but don’t try and falsely correct others just because they don’t agree with it and like the real canon or headcanon something completely different(because as previously stated, they aren’t real, so headcanon whatever you want and just ignore any you dislike)

Fictional characters are free for interpretation by all fans, if you disagree with someone else’s particular interpretation, simply move on. It truly is that easy

[raviosnumber1fan]

do you ever think that Warriors and Wind sometimes have to physically stop themselves from saying something when Time starts trying to act responsible in front of the other Links because they remember a time he was…not that?

Time addressing the group: And you should never run into a fight blind. It’s reckless and dangerous. That’s why I always evaluate the enemy before I engage

Wind and Warriors remembering when Mask screamed “Eat feathers jackass!” At a monster hoard they were scoping out before throwing a cucco at them: [voice shaking] Are you sure about that

[5rozebub5]

Ok so I’ve been replaying Twilight Princess HD bc I wanted to try hero mode and everything was exactly how I remembered it

That is until one day I’m strolling through Hyrule fields as wolf Link and I hear a familiar shriek

Absolutely confused because I am currently a wolf I click next only to see-

The Mail Man. Just the regular old mail man coming to deliver a letter

Link transforms into a Hylian about half a second before the mail man reaches him and then the letter is delivered and they part ways, no words about the wolf exchanged. Just business as usual

So this then begs the question: How the heck does he know it’s us?

I’ve never heard anyone else question this and if you talk to the mail man later he never mentions it. (He also doesn’t ever seemed frightened if you come close to him as wolf Link but he also never truly looks at you)

Has he been aware of our transformation this whole time? Is he stalking us? Does he know about Zant and Gannon? The Twilight Realm? Who told him these things? Or does he just go around screaming “Mr. Link” hoping someone eventually responds? I NEED ANSWERS

[5rozebub5]

My favorite kind of comic style is the one where the detail in which a character is drawn will just suddenly drop drastically

[5rozebub5]

And then the very next panel will be that same character drawn like this:

[5rozebub5]

My favorite kind of comic style is the one where the detail in which a character is drawn will just suddenly drop drastically

[5rozebub5]

Nothing to see here, just Jason being an annoying little brother:

[5rozebub5]

The face I make when someone says they hate Sasuke but would defend Itachi with their life:

[5rozebub5]

Am I the only one that has serious trouble finding good Batfamily fics that include Steph and Duke but don’t include them getting/already being randomly adopted by Bruce for no reason?

Like I have no problem with that headcanon, it’s literally what fanfic is for, this isn’t meant to be criticism. I just don’t personally agree with it and it is very often not tagged whatsoever

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

[5rozebub5]

The Batfamily in line for a roller coaster at an amusement park:

Bruce: Is slowly losing his mind from hearing the same upbeat repetitive 3 minute song play over and over from the ride's speakers. He's mentally plotting a way to buy the amusement park specifically to change this one rides music to something less suicide inducing

Barbara: Got a fast pass to skip the line and has already been on the ride several times. She didn’t buy them in advance or anything, she just hacked in their website to get virtual copies. She is having the time of her life and is making sure everyone else knows it.

Dick: is the only reason any of them are there. Refuses to succumb to boredom and has been trying forcefully engage everyone else as well. He’s played rock paper scissors 32 times with three different people. Is contributing to Bruce's crippling sanity by occasionally humming along to the ride soundtrack.

Jason: Trying to annoy Bruce enough that he makes them leave so he doesn’t have to confess how much he doesn’t want to go on this ride. He’s not scared by any means but this particular ride made him motion sick as a kid and he doesn’t want to test it as an adult

Cassandra: Doesn't mind waiting in line and is enjoying just watching everyone else and their varying increasingly amusing behavior. Has no intention of actually riding the ride and already has a getaway route planned when they make it to the front

Tim: Is extremely tired from back to back all nighters and doing anything he can to wake himself up so he doesn't accidentally fall asleep on a roller coaster again. He still hasn't lived down the first time.

Steph: Is trying to get Tim to play line games with her to varying success since he keeps spacing out. Doesn’t understand why Bruce doesn’t simply bribe his way to the front. Has attempted to sneak through the fast pass line with Barbara several times but keeps getting stopped by security

Duke: Thinks that waiting in the line is part of the amusement park experience and was happy to be invited along since he rarely went o parks as a kid. Has played 28 of the 32 rock paper scissors games with Dick to pass the time

Damian: Was forced to come and doesn’t understand why any of them have interest in seeking a thrill from a roller coaster when their lives provided more than enough adrenaline. Would rather have Goliath just drop and catch him a few times but can’t say that as his family doesn’t know he does that in the first place

Alfred: On a bench nearby patiently waiting with all their things while he reads a book. Has already secretly paid for the photo of the experience for later use

[5rozebub5]

There is nothing more humbling than trying to replay a video game on the hardest mode because you think “Oh I beat that game pretty easily, I can handle it” and then getting absolutely owned

[fantastic-nonsense]

people know Duke Thomas's mom is fine and he's living with her again, right??? They know that he helped her through her recovery and she knows about his life as Signal? And that he was living with his cousin Jay prior to that? Everyone understands the concept of temporary guardianship and how an adult can be a mentor without being a parental figure, right???????