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it’s actually really fascinating to me that
roses originally grew almost sideways, their thorns intended to be used as hooks to expand and spread, their petals were limited to five and their fragrance was overpowering. they attracted wildlife, creatures, birds, anything to them. their intent was to propagate like an idea.
humans then bred them to have more petals, to grow upright and therefore require excessive pruning just to remain upright, and then the thorns became largely superfluous
then, when those newly bred roses needed plucking and pruning, and humans pricked their fingers on the thorns, guess what happened?
the rose became this dual figure of bloom enticing and thorn rejecting, it became an idea of things that don’t add up, that bring you closer and cut you
when in reality, humans did this to themselves and in doing so, did this to the rose
black queer lady artists
Be Steadwell - Self described “Queer pop” musician. Her style mixes soul with acapella and folk, and her lyrics are usually explicitly gay. Her latest album “Queer love songs” should be on all our pride playlists.
Domo Wilson - 23 year old lesbian rapper/independent artist and youtuber. She released her debut album “hear me now” this year and it’s very emotional and heartfelt. I’d also reccomend checking out her videos!
IAMDDB - I swear this woman is some kind of gay even if I don’t know what. She says everything she does is “for her ladies” Her music has been described as “Trap-Jazz” and her song “Shade” is a current favorite.
Janelle Monae - Bi/Pan concept album mastermind. Her music is very hard to describe, but maybe alt-pop heavily influenced by hiphop? Also she can rap! Just listen to “Django Jane.” She released an album this year titled “Dirty Computer” and a gay accompanying short film of the same name.
Kehlani - Queer contemporary r&b/neo soul artist. Listen to “Honey.” She also did an amazing song with Hayley Kiyoko, as well as some very gay lyrics on other peoples tracks. Her verses in “Playinwitme”, “Body Count” and “Icy GRL” are some examples.
Kelela - Queer Ethiopian-American Alternative r&b/Electronic musician. She’s very inspiring, has a lot of interesting takes on the music industry, and makes awesome music.
Kodie Shane - One of my all time favorite artists, Kodie Shane is like a queer hiphop goddess delivering more and more gay energy upon us every year since she started. Listen to everything she’s ever made. Start with “Sing to her”, it’s her latest single.
Syd/The Internet - Syd is a lesbian r&b artist who also fronts the r&b group The Internet. She regularly uses feminine language in her songs and her mvs are the greatest things ever. Also, look at that cute lil smile!
Tiara Thomas - Tiara is a pop/hiphop/r&b artist. She’ll never label her sexuality because she doesn’t want it to become bigger than her music. Some gay songs are “Retro 1’s” and “I’m still at the bar.”
Tiffany Gouche - Lesbian r&b/soul singer. Her EP “Pillowtalk” is good as hell and she recently released three new singles “Queen Tings”, “Dive” and “Down.”
Am currently listening through these, starting with IAMDDB. And can definitely vouche for Janelle Monae's amazing music - esp Electric Lady is such a great album
What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?
What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house
The gentleman and the chickadee are perfect.
Teleport me to this earth!!!
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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
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😂 I need the African American version lol.
OK but with Indian recipes it doesn't matter that there are 500 versions because you specifically use your mum's masala and, while you are aware that other versions exist, you can safely ignore them and treat them with great suspicion while spreading rumors about how they contain something fucked up like cardamom or meat.
Why do you draw so many elves with dark skin? I do not judging, but interesting.
To create more variety when there are so many characters is one of the reasons. I had this idea that Finwe’s second wife was dark skinned, so it was more evident that they were only half brothers:
It would be fun to look at middle earth Elves and see which family they’re related to just by they’re appearance:
House of Feanor: white skin with dark or red hair (and then there’s celegorm)
House of Finarfin: Dark skin with light hair
House of Fingolfin: Dark skin with dark hair (and braids!)
In the real world the vast majority of the earth’s population is dark skinned, so why wouldn’t that be the same in middle earth? Or is it a strictly only caucasian realm?
The cultures which i draw inspiration from is of color, and it would be weird to put my design only on white people. I think that Mae looks a bit misplaced in his outfit sometimes, but with Fingon it just looks so natural and just right.
It’s a bit boring when we only see white characters, and of course, the most important reason why:
Dark skin features is just so freaking gorgeous!
a list of current immortals
florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
lorde: 1920′s flapper era
hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..
as a self-appointed expert on Hozier, i would say that date is possibly accurate.
many of Hozier’s songs reference being buried in the earth (In a Week, Work Song), and some are directly inspired by bog bodies (Like Real People Do, Run). two of the most famous Irish bog bodies, Old Croghan Man and Clonycavan Man, are dated between 392 and 175 BCE, and both are speculated to have been kings ritually sacrificed to the goddess of the land. in Take Me to Church, Hozier demonstrates a willingness to offer sacrifices to a goddess, and in Foreigner’s God, he thinks fondly upon the image of a pre-Christian Ireland (“when the land was God-less and free”). as well, Old Croghan Man is estimated to have been about 6′6, and Hozier is about 6′5.
the only possible flaw in this theory is that in a Facebook Q&A (here at 5:28), Hozier says that he is over 3000 years old. 400 BCE only puts him at ~2400. it could be that after so many years he’s lost track of how many thousands, but another possibility is that he is more contemporaneous with an older bog body, the Cashel Man, also presumed to be a sacrificed king. that would put him closer to 4000 than 3000, but again, we could forgive an immortal for getting his millenia wrong.
in any case, it seems likely to me that Hozier is an ancient Irish king who was ritually sacrificed to the old gods, but somehow returned (possibly through intervention by said old gods) to give us music subtly hinting at his experiences.
this hozier addition is frighteningly detailed and I’m here for it
Hozier is reincarnated to drive the brits out for good and restore pagan gaelic Ireland
A man finds a handmade wooden box with hinges, a handle and locks. Upon opening the box, he finds some strange letters and illustrations. The person who originally owned this box seemed to be into UFOs, Science, Maps and Biblical Prophecies–which is an odd combination. Here are some of the things found within the box.
This drawing that dates back to 1939.
Numerous illustrations and letters about Extraterestrial encounters.
The original owner had a fascination with these strange winged-humanoid creatures as well.
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The fact that that source line goes to a 404 page now only makes these all the more eerie.
The other day I got a bug up my ass about lake Natron, because I’ve seen the photos of the calcified remains of animals that died on the lake (contrary to popular rumor, the lake doesn’t outright kill them as soon as they touch it but it probably doesn’t help), but I’ve only seen those photos in black and white. I’m sure you’ve seen them.
This particular photographer posed them for the photos, but I thought, you know, calcified remains should be really interesting to see in color, so I tried to find some that had been taken by others, in color. It was not nearly as visual stunning, they were just white rotting remains.
But what caught my eye wasn’t the dead. It was the fucking lake.
It’s BLOOD fucking RED.
It’s super alkaline (typically 10, but can get up 12, and just so we’re clear, pH13 melts skin, go look up Lye), blood fucking red (terrifying), and oh, it gets to be 106F/41C in the water (which is not scalding but still unreasonable for a LAKE). Red spirulina cyanobacteria (toxic!) thrives here and provides food for the main denizen of the lake…. fucking lesser flamingos.
Look at their fucking mud nests! They have to build nests out of mud because there’s nothing else and the water is caustic enough to kill their babies before those babies are tall enough to stand out of the water! The parents are feeding them crop milk that contains BLOOD.
Additionally!! The chicks often get soda anklets from soda and other minerals collecting and hardening around their feet and legs, which is the major killer of lesser flamingo chicks! They’re so hard that they would need to be hammered off! Like with a hammer or a smashy rock!! Humans had to do this for thousands of babies one year just to keep them from all dying off after we screwed with the balance of minerals in one of their lakes!
Look at this place! What is that black void!!
You need to leave!! You have found flamingo Silent Hill!! What are you still doing here!! I’ll tell you!! They’re still doing there because literally the death lake protects them from predators, nothing big enough to be a threat to them gets across the lake to get them. There are millions of them living there safely.
What the fuck. what the FUCK nature. This is some of the most amazing shit you’ve ever pulled and hardly anyone knows about it. I’m on to you. I see your blood lake with your pink goth bird decorations. I see you.
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From singing in the bar after–actually turned out OK for a shitty phone recording.
Look, ASOIAF and GoT fans alike, your beloved series doesn’t work for one simple reason, and that reason is not wasting the viewer’s or reader’s time.
I’m not especially fond of that phrasing, because it conjures up for me a sense of entitlement vis a vis the media we consume where the audience has a right to demand entertainment conform to our tastes and expectations, rather than us taking it as we find it, for good or ill, but I’ve always struggles to come up with a more concise way of phrasing it. A less concise, but more accurate version might be this: a huge proportion of the value of a narrative derives from that narrative having a reason for being told, and that reason can be located within or outside of the text. But it must exist, or the audience will feel that the narrative is trivial (it will be a shaggy-dog story, and not a Tale), and it will lose emotional, aesthetic, and philosophical impact.
This is why “it was all a dream” stories, as a rule, usually suck. This is why time travel or dimension-hopping, if it sets up infinite identical duplicates of our heroes’ world or makes struggles trivial to overcome, usually falls flat. This is (in part) why people dislike Mary Sues–but also why stories about trivial events (modern-day romances set in totally mundane places like the office) can still work, because within the current of the narrative itself, we accept that the events being related have some degree of importance and lasting impact.
(The reasons for a story don’t have to be in the story itself: this is an important point. But in large part this has to do with how allegory, myth, and morality tales function as narrative vehiclesversus realist narrative fiction, and so don’t apply here.)
So: it is well and good to invoke the shape and motifs of heroic fantasy in your narrative in order to subvert them, to write against the canon as it were–so, your heroic-looking character dies, your prophecies don’t pan out, your war peters out after years of brutal fighting rather than concluding with An Epic Battle. But plot twists for the sake of plot twists do not count as subversion; they don’t actually create the thematic counterpoint against expectations that middle-grade TV writers seem to think they do, unless the thematic or narrative consequences of that subversion are actually sufficiently explored in the text. Benioff and Weiss are, of course, way worse at this than Martin, but honestly, this has been a consistent problem with GoT before they ran out of material to adapt–it goes back to the source material, whose author has many of the same sensibilities as present-day prestige TV writers. In his writing “about” history (in the sense he’s writing against typical theme park fantasy pseudo-historicism, and in a more “realistic” vein), his work comes off as no less exaggerated or caricatured, except in the Dung Ages direction this time instead of the Knight Errant; in writing “about” fantasy, he evinces no better understanding of (or ability to cleverly subvert) the genre than any other writer–which isn’t surprising, given that based on his comments on Tolkien, I don’t think he actually understands fantasy as a set of generic conventions as well as he thinks he does.
But the worst sin, the first sin, is that I never get the sense in George R. R. Martin’s world of why I should care. I never get the sense that his narratives are going to yield lasting fruits, sweet or bitter, only that he continuously strives to subvert, to surprise, to write against other things so furiously he is not writing for anything, not even any ending in particular. That no one knows how ASOIAF will end for sure isn’t actually a point in its favor: suspense can have its role in fiction, but there is a reason that structured plots, foreshadowing, and even fairy-tale style prophecy have their role: because narrative logic is an important part of how we understand fiction, and finding that the internal logic of a narrative has been fulfilled is what can make even tragic endings very satisfying. You may well argue, well, life doesn’t have to have a narrative logic–but this is why fiction is a separate genre from history (nevermind that we are often adept at imposing narrative logic on history retroactively!), and doing away with all conventions of fiction to try to get at a more “realistic” narrative isn’t going to drop you at the end at some expert imitation of Edward Gibbon, it’s going to drop you at some weird experimentalist thing like The Unconsoled, because the structures we use to undergird and hold up narrative fiction are based on the structures we use to understand the events of our own lives and the history of the world around us.
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