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Heated Rivalry | My AO3

[sourdwarf]

Shane not believing in God or being religious while Ilya, an Eastern Orthodox Christian, does is so so so important to me

“Shane you don’t believe in God?”

Shane dead serious looking at him “You’re basically my God.”

Ilya devours him

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s Shane Hollander talking about ilya being cancelled on twitter every 2-3 business days

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s ilya Rozanov talking about Shane being cancelled on twitter every June bc he doesn’t give a fuck about pride unless he’s getting a check so people call him out for never wearing rainbows unless it’s modeling for a brand deal and even then never during the season so it’s only coincides with pride month

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

I know it’s been said to death but. God I love Shane Hollander and his autism.

I love that he’s allowed to be socially adept and funny and quick witted and sarcastic and empathetic.

I love that his autism is written into moments where he misses subtext, or speaks with a bit of a blank face and monotone.

I love that he’s allowed to be sexual. I love that he’s not just okay with sex, but actively seeks it out, absolutely loves it and is treated like an autonomous sexual being with internality and nuance with sex and intimacy.

I love that he’s not any clear cut, offensive autistic archetype. The closest thing you could assign him to is savant, and even that doesn’t really fit. Shane is so good at hockey because he devotes every day of his life to it, he’s not just magically gifted math hockey powers.

I love that Shane has an overpowering special interest, but it’s not the only thing in his life. I love that he’s fascinated with real estate, that he’s close with his parents and teammates.

I love that he’s allowed to have food or sensory restrictions that don’t manifest as a public breakdown but instead as a preference for ginger ale, soft clothing and a clean house to the casual eye.

I love that he’s shown to have restricted thinking sometimes (being unable to consider coming out, cooking the extra burgers) without him being reduced to a child, unable to communicate or compromise.

I love that his moments of autistic meltdown or overwhelm don’t just look like screaming and crying, but instead as a shutdown at his parents table, or a sharp exit from the Wrong situation, like after the tunamelt.

I love that his autistic moments (like folding the clothes before sex, cooking the extra burgers) are treated by both the directing and other characters as funny and adorable without being infantilised.

I love that Ilya loves Shane so much, not despite his autistic traits, but because of them. I love that Ilya thinks Shane is so adorable and sweet, without it ever compromising how much Ilya also sees Shane as sexy, competent and intelligent.

it’s just. It’s just so fucking important to me

[grabmyboner]

ilya and shane hearing about the skip divorce and ilya is like “i always knew they would never last. they were not compatible.” and shane sucks his dick because he used the word compatible and it that’s like a sleeper agent call for shane to suck dick on command and then after he’s done sucking dick like the split second after he swallows he’s like “yeah they were always gonna get divorced.”

[military-newsboys]

Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Who won gold?

[allstarrocks]

ilya holding up the condom and pushing a thumb tack through it while shane watches before fucking him while shane begs him to pull out (he doesnt)

[gaynehollander]

Shane and Ilya are in the midst of some pretty hot and heavy virginity roleplay, with Ilya playing the role of the pushy boyfriend, and Shane finally relents it's with an, "okay but you have to use a condom."

Instinctively Ilya is about to agree, albeit with some in character complaining, when Shane grabs his hand, his earnest eyes pleading with Ilya - the message clear: no, listen to what I'm actually saying and then Shane averts his gaze and shyly says, "we don't want to risk getting pregnant, after all."

And oh. Oh. Ilya is so on board.

After that it's all, "but it feels so different," and "don't you want it to be good for me?" with Shane making him promise that he'll at least pull out. "Of course," he says, "of course I will," whith both of them knowing full well that he's about to bury himself to the hilt in Shane when that climax hits.

[aislinnnnn]

Ignite a Spark

Hollander blinked up at Ilya, then blinked a little harder, but his eyes weren’t quite the hazy confusion either of them craved. “More,” Ilya said, holding another shot. Instead of reaching for it, Hollander did something unexpected: his pouty, red mouth fell open and his eyes fluttered half-closed. “Fuck,” Ilya muttered, hopefully quietly enough that Hollander missed it. He reached up with his other hand, fingers tracing the plush curve of Hollander’s bottom lip and prodding at the fullness of his upper lip. Then his fingers curved inward, nudging against Hollander’s blunt teeth, his jaw not quite open enough to receive Ilya. But he opened up readily, allowing Ilya barely enough time to enjoy the smooth edges of his enamel before Ilya’s fingers fell inward, pressing down against his warm, wet tongue.  In an instant, Hollander’s mouth closed around him and sucked. Head tipping back slightly, he moaned as he sucked and licked at Ilya’s fingers, letting out wanton, aching noises as if he was getting his dick wet instead of just some fingers in his mouth. Ilya fell forward as his fingers hooked against the floor of Hollander’s mouth and tugged him closer. He tongued at his own fingers before finding his way into Hollander’s mouth, blood pounding in his ears as his breathing quickened.  “Drink,” he said, messily, into Hollander’s mouth.

Shane asks Ilya to fuck him while he’s drunk. Link to AO3.

[shanesmouth]

more ilya and shane jerking each other off in the back of the team bus. more ilya maneuvering shane onto his lap with one hand over his mouth so the rest of the team can’t hear his slutty little moans. more sadistically relentless edging when they’re in public and have to keep it together

[fuckrozanov]

i wish we had seen the conclusion of the water bottle scene like i need to know who stood up with their massive boner first. i mean obviously ilya but i also like to imagine shane pressing his knees together and waddling out of there just nauseous as hell. or if ilya left first how long did shane sit there willing his to go away. he’s almost soft then looks at the sweaty ass imprint where ilya was sitting and gets rock hard again. *on the verge of tears* that’s normal. it’s normal to look at an ass shape and get hard. my brain doesn’t even know it belongs to a guy

[handsywoman]

welcome to Pound Town population: Shane Hollander

[shanehollandered]

shane sees a kid with a rozanov jersey before a boston - montreal game, snaps a quick picture and sends it to ilya because he thinks it’ll make him happy. but because he is also shane “bitch unknown” hollander, he follows up with “too bad they’ll go home disappointed, because im gonna wipe the fucking ice with you”

[penandinkprincess]

in love with ilya's facial expression when he's disagreeing with the timeline because he's looking at YUNA when he starts talking like

"no, no, he is wrong. one second. let me get him together. i can't believe he is embarassing me like this in front of my future mother-in-law. please hold."

[emilsinclxir]

guys sorry i just gotta check if anyone is considering the hollanov pushy bf x prude gf roleplay in the sense that...

shane isn't easy, ok? like sure, he's been going out with ilya for a while, but they've mostly just kissed, no matter how much ilya begged otherwise. he's sure plenty of other girls are willing to say yes to whatever he asks of them (and he really does ask a lot) and maybe he'd consider letting ilya grind on him or maybe even a tasteful handjob, but he's NOT just gonna let ilya fuck his pussy like that 🙄 that would be so slutty of him, and shane doesn't do things like that, he doesn't even own condoms yk (put a pin in that).

so they're hanging out at shane's house for a movie date and obviously not watching the movie when ilya starts being pushy again and asking for more than making out. and shane rolls his eyes and tells him no, like always, but this time ilya's extra cajoling and even plays up how much sex he's had to miss out on now that he's going out with shane who won't even do oral.

so shane gives in and tells him they can take off their pants for some stimulation, which leads to them taking off their underwear, which leads to ilya convincing shane into letting him rub his cock against shane's entrance for some friction at least ("cmon baby just for a little bit, that's what i do with good girls, i know you wouldn't go past that") (shane gets a murderous look in his eyes, because WHICH other good girls has ilya been fucking. ilya backtracks after that)

and yeah shane might've found it a bit weird that ilya only had a lube packet and no condoms on him, but it's not like shane uses any of those things anyway, maybe you really do need lube just to rub your tip against someone's hole yk? so the suspicion leaves him until ilya's close to cumming, when he starts panting and getting more aggressive and finally leans down and condescendingly whispers in shane's ear "yes, i only do this with good girls. it's just too bad you're actually a slut" and sinks all the way in and finishes inside him. and then shane cums so hard he literally blacks out yayyyyy ❤️

(post inspired by the lovely @mybloodstream-caffeine who always sees the vision. if this is your thing, go look at their blog right neow)

[ilyasmole]

should I keep the horny thoughts going and share another depraved hollanov exhibitionism idea....

[ilyasmole]

shane and ilya fucking/getting each other off in the same room as some of the centaurs....and everyone Knows it's happening but no one bats an eye bc that's just hollander and rozanov, they're nuts. and tbh......the guys find it pretty hot. they'll all just be chilling at one of bood's bbqs, everyone various degrees of tipsy having a little fire pit convo, and everyone is fully aware of ilya's hand slowly moving up and down under the little blanket both he and shane have draped over their laps. they hear the breathlessness in shane's voice as he continues with the group conversation as if nothing's happening. they like when he cuts himself off and comes into ilya's fist beneath the blanket, and they all try to sneak a peek at ilya's sticky hand as he gets up to wash it in the kitchen sink.

[fuckrozanov]

they’re all sitting around one night and shane has his head in ilya’s lap and ilya casually grabs a fistful of shane’s hair and presses his cheek into ilya’s crotch and everyone pretends not to notice he’s hard but shane gets all droopy-eyed and starts breathing heavier and rubbing his face against it…..finally ilya drags him to the bathroom and makes shane come back out with his lips all swollen and his voice wrecked. they’re like fuck roz is he always that eager and shane hides his face in ilya’s neck and ilya is like usually he is much worse :)

[sleepyeepy]

currently obsessed w the idea of hollanov rough housing and wrestling like ALL THE TIME

bc while yes they r sweet and soft and tender w one another they are also boys at heart and incredibly jock4jock

they’re running down the hallway with each other in a headlock after dinner w yuna and david laughing and pushing at each other until they accidentally knock a picture off the wall and yuna has to put them in a time out

two grown 6” tall , 200 lb professional athletes sitting in a corner pointing fingers at each other and blaming the other for getting them in trouble

[gaynehollander]

#MyShane loves penetration more than anything. If given the choice between being allowed to come or being fucked but not getting to come he's picking Ilya's dick in him every time.