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Kaz Brekker is the oneceler if he served cunt and was hot.
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The lorax and SOC
Kaz Brekker is the oneceler if he served cunt and was hot.
Change my mind
which crow would you introduce to your family?
kaz
inej
jesper
wylan
nina
matthias
bonus: kuwei
this is for scientific purposes
Voted Wylan because i would love to be friends with Nina but some of my relatives would judge her and i wouldn’t put my baby in that position, she would only meet my parents and brother
I'm writting a book!!
This is so random and i dont know if anyone cares, but I had an idea for a book about a week ago but didnt think anything of it, but the entire time I was at work i could not stop thinking about it. So here it is:
It's like if ' The Hunger Games', 'Shadow and Bone', and 'Red Queen', had a child. Where almost everyone in this kingdom has powers that are determined by their blood type (meaning the color of thier blood.) So, people with violet blood have healing powers, people with gold blood have light powers, black blood is very rare but they have dark matter powers, nature control is green blood. Water powers is blue blood, earth powers is brown blood and telekenisis is orange blood and finally mindcontrol is yellow blood.
But not everybody has powers and the white blooded people are poor and posses no unique abilities. they are the "Normals" and their lack of power causes them to age faster and populate quicker.
Every five years forty of the uniques, are hunted by the normals. in something called the hunt trials.
And 40 Uniques are stranded in the woods around the kingdom and 60 Normals are put in pairs and sent to hunt the Uniques. If they kill a unique then the uniques power gets transfered to them and they now have powers. Then the two new uniques people can go back to the village.
By the end of the trials there could be 40 new uniques. And the old uniques should be dead. But there could be less if the Normals dont know how to work their powers and accidently kill themselves.
There are two MC's Princess Haliah a Black blood and Koa Reza, a Gold blood who helps people in the slums. So kind of Like Alina and the Darkling but swapped genders. The blood is like Red Queen and the Trials are like the hunger games.
They are both put into the hunt trials and have to work togehter to survive.
Its enemies to lovers. I am still trying to plot it out but Please please please let me know if it sounds interesting and feel free to message me about any questions on it so I can develop this idea more.
firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) ✨
I am Bisexual
I have green eyes
I am a christian
I write a lot
I read a lot
Sweater Weather and Wesper...
For some reason Sweater Weather by the Neighborhood is giving me major Wesper vibes. It is said to be the bisexual theme song, But I get MAJOR Wesper vibes from it.
SAVE Shadow and Bone!!!
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Jesper: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Wylan: Jesper, no.
Kaz: Mistlefoe.
Wylan: Please stop encouraging them.
I’m trying to prove something.
Should pads/tampons/other period products be free in public bathrooms?
…yes? Obviously?
Of course not.
It’s complicated (explain in tags)
I’m not sure.
Man YES! I live in Greece and I can't always spend 5€ for a big pack of pads! Seriously guys, bffr! Is that even a question?
Oh my gods, I literally went to the store today (in Greece) to get pads and it was so annoying. Plus, I almost got blood all over a public bathroom cause I had to go buy them.
If the world was run by women all the shit thats still hasnt been addressed/done would get done and period products and pain meds would be free and women would get time off for work for cramps that arent sick days. Prove me fucking wrong.
🎶✨️when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️
More than a freind by girli, 3615 boheur, Danser avec toi, lotta true crime and on va Yeke
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goodreads is fucking down, what the hell? I needto update my reading status!! How fucking rude.
me_irl
this is so stupid *hits reblog*
Peak comedy
fuck you for making me read this
jack is just like me. we can’t sit ‘regularly’ to save our lives lmao
HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!
I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the principal's office and have him EXpelLed!
The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious
I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him
It’s so funny
If kuwei and wylan were put in a classroom setting
This is epic
Stranger Things (2016 - ) // Tangled (2010) (insp)
I want Ronance to be real so bad.
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I guess you learn something new every day. I will nor be sitting with my legs crossed tightly for all of eternity. I now have a new fear.
the crow men are so fucking fine
I love this so much, yes i am mentally ill.
what i love about this scene is not only does it show how smart kaz brekker is, but i love that when ben barnes told freddy carter to act afraid, he’s was like, yeah, no kaz mother fucking brekker, who is the fucking scariest thing walking the streets of the barrel would not be afraid of some 300 year old powerful grisha. and i love that for him.
It should say "Three hundred year old grandpa" missed opportinuty lmao.