Save my teeth for the wolf.

[mossgirl]

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[t4timekeeper]

seeing discourse about “foreign films” is really funny when you’re not american

[t4timekeeper]

i saw a foreign film the other day. have you heard of Jurassic Park

[myturtlespeedy]

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

[liukka]

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

[norvicensiandoran]

Updated link!

Support Our Work

[laguardia-terminal-b]

Home Kids in Need of Defense (KIND) - KIND

We are Kids in Need of Defense, and we envision a world in which children’s rights and well-being are protected as they migrate alone in sea

This is another org that does similar work, if you want more places to donate to. I’ve worked with them in my area before and they’re amazing.

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[wordfather]

mystery novel but the author has no clue whats happening either and is getting increasingly more upset

[primordialcore]

fantasy orc taking care of me while im sick

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[fleshengine]

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

[comma-souptra]

Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags

[hope-chest-resources]

ID: A screenshot of tags left on the tumblr post. They read "#it's actually kind of a reverse Chekhov's Gun #Chekhov's Gun says "If there is setup there must be payoff" #Asimov's Tail says "if there is payoff there must be setup" #and I think the tail is also important #a tail is not something you'd expect to see on a character unless explicitly pointed out #someone stepping on the tail not only reveals its existence but also tells us things about it #eg it's floor length sensitive and the character either can't or won't keep it out of the way of foot traffic #the upshot seems to be "acclimatise your audience to things they don't understand before you use them" #you don't need to explain how a gun on the mantelpiece works in the same way you need to explain how your protagonist's tail does" End ID.

[ofsimplethings]

Following cold waters

Y'alllllll, I made gifs!! Because I have no patience for making videos and no editing skills anyway. (First gif's the best, js)

Totally gonna make more......

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

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[everythingfox]

Big floopy ears

(via)

[fatartappreciation]

A masterpiece by artist Marcin Krupa!

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[ostolero]

incredible line in a product review:

The only reason I took one star off is its not for me personally---I want something very specific to me and I'm a little princess.

[ostolero]

[antiquedeuce]

tiny knight with grand designs 🌸

[existentialdreadhead]

Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro on vacation writing Raging Bull