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[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[randomslasher]

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

[whatthefuckdoesthatevenmeanbooth]

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

[tbhitisdbh]

What he said

[tbhitisdbh]

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

[trashcanakin]

[heir-of-the-chair]

My humble contribution

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

[dysphoric--acid]

ive added my end of the chaos

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Beautiful

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

@lowkeyjustvibing what the fuck did you just reblog?

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I don’t fishing know

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Has this been done yet?

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

[daroaringknight]

had to contribute to tumblr history

[lets-go-mental-in-the-woods-dea]

Oh my god this is tumblr history

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh my god my mutuals are doing this too

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Yes we are✨

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

my hand slipped oop

[theundertalehuman-deactivated20]

fool i posted my meme before you

[ds-and-ibvs-nerdo-deactivated20]

oh okay then-

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

someone-

[franthehorsegir]

I dare some one to keep going.

[nonbinaryvulcan]

I couldn’t scroll past this and not make an addition 😂

[franthehorsegir]

Thank you 😝🤣

[silkwingfood]

i spent half an hour on this addition hope y’all are happy

[bisexualnerd]

My humble contribution

[bunkerbuilder37]

I made one

[pricetagofficial]

This was a journey, and I’m glad I got to experience it

[just-another-random-profile]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[queenaneesrevenge]

Inspiration struck

[carbonatedmoojuice]

how the fuck is the original one only from 2016

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

another ending woohoo

[draconic-distress]

Allow me to add onto this masterpiece

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

ANOTHER

[casmick-consequences]

and here we have the stunning conclusion:

[fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liar]

Hi, I hate this and my brain hurts

[coffeeinthelibrary]

Okay the next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr to them I’m just gonna show them this and watch them slowly implode

[booksandicedmatcha]

PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS-

i just went on a whole journey and i would like to go back pls

[roach-pizza]

@anomalous-heretic

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i was gonna add something with a screenshot of the heart, but i think tumblr ate everything available

truly the terminal meme

[isawagirlinmydreamsss]

it’s back and i am afraid

[aggressive-positivity-network]

This abomination is going to Superhell for meme crimes.

I don’t wanna assume it’s sexuality, tho…

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

Oprahousebookworm’s contribution to this was the latest I had seen. Imagine my sheer terror and pure joy at seeing all the additions to this post! Its beautiful and horrid all at once!

[ask-spider]

coughs

[cowpsat]

reblog if you’ve seen a cow

[ask-spider]

Open Rp

“He can’t be gone!” Peter shouted, collapsing onto the floor of the lab in Stark Tower. “I-I still need him! He hasn’t taught me everything and-” A sob left the boy as he stared down at his hands, which were shaking violently

“He was supposed to adopt me when the papers went through.. He can’t..” Peter let out another sob, hiccuping and hyperventilating “He- He’s iron man! He’s unstoppable- He- No..” 

[tonysnarkster]

Reblog this post if you want an inbox message from one mister Tony Stark

[gavinsdemise]

everYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THESE PICTURES OF WILBUR I FOUND-

[ask-spider]

I’m pretty sure those last two confirm he is a cryptid 

[insomicat]

do u have bnha kins?? are u ok with doubles?? are u a decent person?? well then come on down to the bnha kinnie hell discord!! exclusions: mineta, endeavor, usual dni criteria ⭐️reblog this post and shoot me a message for the link~

[did-he-just-hiss-at-me]

if there's one thing i had to love more than anything *other than happy logan*,,,,, it would have to be soft remus.... 💕💕💕

like, gimme him hearing a genuine "i love you" for he first time in y e a r s. widest freaking smile ever. hands on his cheeks from pure joy. super blushy. he just melts into a hug with the person who said it to him. maybe even tears of joy. also imagine him just like,,, cuddling with someone,,, and becoming a metaphorical puddle due to the physical touch,,,,, touch that he probably hasn't had in a long time,,,

just give me more soft remus pls

[ask-spider]

Ask, and you shall receive. @did-he-just-hiss-at-me​

((I’m horrid at writing but-

Happy Logan, Logan x Remus, Soft Remus.))

Logan smiled, looking at the male who was cuddled up beside him, listening to the other’s thoughts on a few topics. He enjoyed this; time away from the stress of the light sides, the stress of only being logical- no emotions.

He adored this time with Remus, truly, and he couldn’t help but.. “I love you, Remus.” He said suddenly

Remus cut off in his words, blinking a few times as he heard the other, and slowly looking over. Those words.. He hadn’t heard them since he and Roman had been forced apart. A smile grew quickly on his face, the male hugging Logan tightly and hiding the blush that was steadily spreading. “I love you too Lo!” He chirped, his whole body beginning to relax in the other’s arms.

Even if he didn’t believe it, after all, living with Deceit made it very hard to tell lies from truth- but it was nice to hear it, especially from the one he cared about “Stay with me tonight? Maybe we can watch those movies on Jeffery Domer-” He grinned

Logan laughed softly, nodding and pressing a small kiss to the other’s head “I would adore that, Remus.”

[politicalmamaduck]

Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.

Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.

Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.

Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.

Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.

Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.

Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.

Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.

Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.

Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.

It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.

[nyarnamaitar]

Or, in short: the narrator =/ the author.

[oblakom-deactivated20200302]

You know what else is a shame? This nowadays tendency of putting on the author the responsibility of teaching their readers morality.

Authors are allowed to write morally ambiguous characters.

Authors are allowed to write downright despicable characters - and guess what they are even allowed to make despicable characters charismatic and likeble and the protagonists of their stories if they wish - because absolute monsters exist only under the bed.

It is not up to the author to spoonfeed the readers about morality and Yes I know this character did a bad thing and I am going going to show it in the story and make other characters call them out of it and– Bullshit.

The authors should be able to write what they want without having thousands of people jumping and their throats claiming to know them, their ideas and their morality based on what they write.

It’s not up to the author to teach you about what is right and what is wrong.

[theanishimori]

It’s not up to the author to teach you about what is right and what is wrong.

[justbadpuns]

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around

[ask-spider]

That’s what fighting addictions is all about, folks

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[crittervolocity]

I fucking need it … plz

[prettyboywynn]

Reblog if you think aces and aros are part of the lgbt+

Trying to prove a point

[ask-spider]

Closed Rp - Sanders Sides

@croftered-with-jam

Declyn didn’t quite know what was going on. One moment, he was taking a walk through the woods, happily enjoying the world around him, and the next.. He was part of it. He couldn’t feel his arms or legs, but he could feel his tail.. wait- tail?! He looked back, recognizing the long scaley body of a western hognose snake. A bird called overhead, making the male’s heart jump in fear as he started slithering off towards the first place he thought of, the park he had gone off path from.

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir. ”

Walter got up and looked at the body on the floor. He looked at it with hungry eyes before kneeling next to it and taking a bite out of the side of the bodies neck. He let out a soft inhuman screech before his bites grew harsher and harsher as he devoured the body.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, watching with curiousity before quietly moving to watch a bit better “Interesting..” He mumbled, not fearing the other would try and eat him too.

[croftered-with-jam]

After eating the skin off the body, he started to try and bite through the bones of the body. He didn’t know why but he just wanted more.

The other servant watched in horror and tried his best not to scream. But his movements caught the eye of Walter.

Walter just watched the other carefully as his biting soon broke through the bones of the skeleton.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed softly, glancing over at the other servant, moving in front of Walter with a small hum, crouching to watch him “Interesting..”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter’s eyes narrowed at Declyn’s movements and launched out at him, snarling and trying to take a bite out of him.

The servant screamed and ran out of the room.

[ask-spider]

Declyn jumped, grabbing Walter’s arms tightly to hold him back “Woah there, calm down Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

He just kept snarling and let out another inhuman noise before trying to attack him again.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hesitated, pulling the other into a tight hug, trying to limit his arm movements as much as he could “Shh- You’re okay Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a soft defeated snarl and his eyes started to droop.

“ … sir…? ”

He let out a soft sniff as tears started to form.

“ I am… a monster… I am so sorry I attacked… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn rubbed his back, shaking his head “its okay, don’t worry..” He mumbled, nuzzling the other lightly once more “You’re okay..”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I am so sorry! I couldn’t stop myself! It… it tasted so good I… I couldn’t! ”

[ask-spider]

“I know..” he mumbled, keeping him close “Don’t worry, Walter, its okay.” He said softly, moving to look at the other “Its okay, i promise.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter was shaking badly.

“ No it isn’t… I… I could have killed you… I am a monster…. I… ”

He let out a loud sob and fell to the floor shivering.

“ Why am I alive? Why am I here? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn crouched donw agian to hold him “You are not a monster, Walter. Your instincts took over, which is natural. I should’ve known better than to catch your attention while you were eating.” He said soflty

[croftered-with-jam]

“ But… But… I have been horrible… I deserve to be punished… What if you couldn’t break me out of it? What if I kept going? I could have killed many! I am a monster I don’t deserve to be here sir! ”

[ask-spider]

“Simple, from now on, you will be eating in a seperate room.” He said calmly, keeping him close “You will not be punished for what is not your fault.” He said simply

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Y-Y-Yes sir… my… my apologies sir… ”

He kept shaking greatly

[ask-spider]

“No apology needed, Walter.” He said softly “Lets get that snake set up, yeah?” He asked softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir… ”

Walter practically latched onto Declyn, trying to stop from shaking and to take some of his body heat.

[ask-spider]

Declyn wrapped an arm around his waist, enjoying how cold the other was as he led him down to the basement

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter kept shaking and snuggled into Declyn while walking.

“ What… What kind of snake will it be? ”

[ask-spider]

“What kind of snake would you like?” He hummed, smiling softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ You were… a snake right? What… What kind were you? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn blushed “A western hognose, from what i know. They’re cute.” He hummed

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I would like one of those… if possible. ”

Walter smiled.

“ They are… pretty nice… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded with a smile “Of course.” He hummed, opening his drawer and grabbing a male western hognose name, with a ghost mutation “How about this guy?”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter’s eyes widened at the sight of the snake.

“ They look adorable… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn smiled and nodded, humming softly as he set the snake down on the table, gently slicing him open to kill him “There, now i can bring him back, he’ll be just like you.” He smiled gently

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter blinked and smiled back at Declyn.

“ He won’t get angry right? I don’t want him to be angry. ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn shook his head “He’ll be fine.” He hummed, gently painting the same symbols on him, but much smaller.

The wound slowly closed, the small snake lifting his head and giving a soft hiss, looking around

[ask-spider]

Closed Rp - Sanders Sides

@croftered-with-jam

Declyn didn’t quite know what was going on. One moment, he was taking a walk through the woods, happily enjoying the world around him, and the next.. He was part of it. He couldn’t feel his arms or legs, but he could feel his tail.. wait- tail?! He looked back, recognizing the long scaley body of a western hognose snake. A bird called overhead, making the male’s heart jump in fear as he started slithering off towards the first place he thought of, the park he had gone off path from.

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir. ”

Walter got up and looked at the body on the floor. He looked at it with hungry eyes before kneeling next to it and taking a bite out of the side of the bodies neck. He let out a soft inhuman screech before his bites grew harsher and harsher as he devoured the body.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, watching with curiousity before quietly moving to watch a bit better “Interesting..” He mumbled, not fearing the other would try and eat him too.

[croftered-with-jam]

After eating the skin off the body, he started to try and bite through the bones of the body. He didn’t know why but he just wanted more.

The other servant watched in horror and tried his best not to scream. But his movements caught the eye of Walter.

Walter just watched the other carefully as his biting soon broke through the bones of the skeleton.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed softly, glancing over at the other servant, moving in front of Walter with a small hum, crouching to watch him “Interesting..”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter’s eyes narrowed at Declyn’s movements and launched out at him, snarling and trying to take a bite out of him.

The servant screamed and ran out of the room.

[ask-spider]

Declyn jumped, grabbing Walter’s arms tightly to hold him back “Woah there, calm down Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

He just kept snarling and let out another inhuman noise before trying to attack him again.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hesitated, pulling the other into a tight hug, trying to limit his arm movements as much as he could “Shh- You’re okay Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a soft defeated snarl and his eyes started to droop.

“ … sir…? ”

He let out a soft sniff as tears started to form.

“ I am… a monster… I am so sorry I attacked… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn rubbed his back, shaking his head “its okay, don’t worry..” He mumbled, nuzzling the other lightly once more “You’re okay..”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I am so sorry! I couldn’t stop myself! It… it tasted so good I… I couldn’t! ”

[ask-spider]

“I know..” he mumbled, keeping him close “Don’t worry, Walter, its okay.” He said softly, moving to look at the other “Its okay, i promise.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter was shaking badly.

“ No it isn’t… I… I could have killed you… I am a monster…. I… ”

He let out a loud sob and fell to the floor shivering.

“ Why am I alive? Why am I here? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn crouched donw agian to hold him “You are not a monster, Walter. Your instincts took over, which is natural. I should’ve known better than to catch your attention while you were eating.” He said soflty

[croftered-with-jam]

“ But… But… I have been horrible… I deserve to be punished… What if you couldn’t break me out of it? What if I kept going? I could have killed many! I am a monster I don’t deserve to be here sir! ”

[ask-spider]

“Simple, from now on, you will be eating in a seperate room.” He said calmly, keeping him close “You will not be punished for what is not your fault.” He said simply

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Y-Y-Yes sir… my… my apologies sir… ”

He kept shaking greatly

[ask-spider]

“No apology needed, Walter.” He said softly “Lets get that snake set up, yeah?” He asked softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir… ”

Walter practically latched onto Declyn, trying to stop from shaking and to take some of his body heat.

[ask-spider]

Declyn wrapped an arm around his waist, enjoying how cold the other was as he led him down to the basement

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter kept shaking and snuggled into Declyn while walking.

“ What… What kind of snake will it be? ”

[ask-spider]

“What kind of snake would you like?” He hummed, smiling softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ You were… a snake right? What… What kind were you? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn blushed “A western hognose, from what i know. They’re cute.” He hummed

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I would like one of those… if possible. ”

Walter smiled.

“ They are… pretty nice… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded with a smile “Of course.” He hummed, opening his drawer and grabbing a male western hognose name, with a ghost mutation “How about this guy?”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter’s eyes widened at the sight of the snake.

“ They look adorable… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn smiled and nodded, humming softly as he set the snake down on the table, gently slicing him open to kill him “There, now i can bring him back, he’ll be just like you.” He smiled gently

[ask-spider]

Closed Rp - Sanders Sides

@croftered-with-jam

Declyn didn’t quite know what was going on. One moment, he was taking a walk through the woods, happily enjoying the world around him, and the next.. He was part of it. He couldn’t feel his arms or legs, but he could feel his tail.. wait- tail?! He looked back, recognizing the long scaley body of a western hognose snake. A bird called overhead, making the male’s heart jump in fear as he started slithering off towards the first place he thought of, the park he had gone off path from.

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir. ”

Walter got up and looked at the body on the floor. He looked at it with hungry eyes before kneeling next to it and taking a bite out of the side of the bodies neck. He let out a soft inhuman screech before his bites grew harsher and harsher as he devoured the body.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, watching with curiousity before quietly moving to watch a bit better “Interesting..” He mumbled, not fearing the other would try and eat him too.

[croftered-with-jam]

After eating the skin off the body, he started to try and bite through the bones of the body. He didn’t know why but he just wanted more.

The other servant watched in horror and tried his best not to scream. But his movements caught the eye of Walter.

Walter just watched the other carefully as his biting soon broke through the bones of the skeleton.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed softly, glancing over at the other servant, moving in front of Walter with a small hum, crouching to watch him “Interesting..”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter’s eyes narrowed at Declyn’s movements and launched out at him, snarling and trying to take a bite out of him.

The servant screamed and ran out of the room.

[ask-spider]

Declyn jumped, grabbing Walter’s arms tightly to hold him back “Woah there, calm down Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

He just kept snarling and let out another inhuman noise before trying to attack him again.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hesitated, pulling the other into a tight hug, trying to limit his arm movements as much as he could “Shh- You’re okay Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a soft defeated snarl and his eyes started to droop.

“ … sir…? ”

He let out a soft sniff as tears started to form.

“ I am… a monster… I am so sorry I attacked… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn rubbed his back, shaking his head “its okay, don’t worry..” He mumbled, nuzzling the other lightly once more “You’re okay..”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I am so sorry! I couldn’t stop myself! It… it tasted so good I… I couldn’t! ”

[ask-spider]

“I know..” he mumbled, keeping him close “Don’t worry, Walter, its okay.” He said softly, moving to look at the other “Its okay, i promise.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter was shaking badly.

“ No it isn’t… I… I could have killed you… I am a monster…. I… ”

He let out a loud sob and fell to the floor shivering.

“ Why am I alive? Why am I here? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn crouched donw agian to hold him “You are not a monster, Walter. Your instincts took over, which is natural. I should’ve known better than to catch your attention while you were eating.” He said soflty

[croftered-with-jam]

“ But… But… I have been horrible… I deserve to be punished… What if you couldn’t break me out of it? What if I kept going? I could have killed many! I am a monster I don’t deserve to be here sir! ”

[ask-spider]

“Simple, from now on, you will be eating in a seperate room.” He said calmly, keeping him close “You will not be punished for what is not your fault.” He said simply

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Y-Y-Yes sir… my… my apologies sir… ”

He kept shaking greatly

[ask-spider]

“No apology needed, Walter.” He said softly “Lets get that snake set up, yeah?” He asked softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir… ”

Walter practically latched onto Declyn, trying to stop from shaking and to take some of his body heat.

[ask-spider]

Declyn wrapped an arm around his waist, enjoying how cold the other was as he led him down to the basement

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter kept shaking and snuggled into Declyn while walking.

“ What… What kind of snake will it be? ”

[ask-spider]

“What kind of snake would you like?” He hummed, smiling softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ You were… a snake right? What… What kind were you? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn blushed “A western hognose, from what i know. They’re cute.” He hummed

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I would like one of those… if possible. ”

Walter smiled.

“ They are… pretty nice… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded with a smile “Of course.” He hummed, opening his drawer and grabbing a male western hognose name, with a ghost mutation “How about this guy?”

[ask-spider]

Closed Rp - Sanders Sides

@croftered-with-jam

Declyn didn’t quite know what was going on. One moment, he was taking a walk through the woods, happily enjoying the world around him, and the next.. He was part of it. He couldn’t feel his arms or legs, but he could feel his tail.. wait- tail?! He looked back, recognizing the long scaley body of a western hognose snake. A bird called overhead, making the male’s heart jump in fear as he started slithering off towards the first place he thought of, the park he had gone off path from.

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir. ”

Walter got up and looked at the body on the floor. He looked at it with hungry eyes before kneeling next to it and taking a bite out of the side of the bodies neck. He let out a soft inhuman screech before his bites grew harsher and harsher as he devoured the body.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, watching with curiousity before quietly moving to watch a bit better “Interesting..” He mumbled, not fearing the other would try and eat him too.

[croftered-with-jam]

After eating the skin off the body, he started to try and bite through the bones of the body. He didn’t know why but he just wanted more.

The other servant watched in horror and tried his best not to scream. But his movements caught the eye of Walter.

Walter just watched the other carefully as his biting soon broke through the bones of the skeleton.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed softly, glancing over at the other servant, moving in front of Walter with a small hum, crouching to watch him “Interesting..”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter’s eyes narrowed at Declyn’s movements and launched out at him, snarling and trying to take a bite out of him.

The servant screamed and ran out of the room.

[ask-spider]

Declyn jumped, grabbing Walter’s arms tightly to hold him back “Woah there, calm down Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

He just kept snarling and let out another inhuman noise before trying to attack him again.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hesitated, pulling the other into a tight hug, trying to limit his arm movements as much as he could “Shh- You’re okay Walter-”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a soft defeated snarl and his eyes started to droop.

“ … sir…? ”

He let out a soft sniff as tears started to form.

“ I am… a monster… I am so sorry I attacked… ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn rubbed his back, shaking his head “its okay, don’t worry..” He mumbled, nuzzling the other lightly once more “You’re okay..”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I am so sorry! I couldn’t stop myself! It… it tasted so good I… I couldn’t! ”

[ask-spider]

“I know..” he mumbled, keeping him close “Don’t worry, Walter, its okay.” He said softly, moving to look at the other “Its okay, i promise.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter was shaking badly.

“ No it isn’t… I… I could have killed you… I am a monster…. I… ”

He let out a loud sob and fell to the floor shivering.

“ Why am I alive? Why am I here? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn crouched donw agian to hold him “You are not a monster, Walter. Your instincts took over, which is natural. I should’ve known better than to catch your attention while you were eating.” He said soflty

[croftered-with-jam]

“ But… But… I have been horrible… I deserve to be punished… What if you couldn’t break me out of it? What if I kept going? I could have killed many! I am a monster I don’t deserve to be here sir! ”

[ask-spider]

“Simple, from now on, you will be eating in a seperate room.” He said calmly, keeping him close “You will not be punished for what is not your fault.” He said simply

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Y-Y-Yes sir… my… my apologies sir… ”

He kept shaking greatly

[ask-spider]

“No apology needed, Walter.” He said softly “Lets get that snake set up, yeah?” He asked softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ O-O-Okay sir… ”

Walter practically latched onto Declyn, trying to stop from shaking and to take some of his body heat.

[ask-spider]

Declyn wrapped an arm around his waist, enjoying how cold the other was as he led him down to the basement

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter kept shaking and snuggled into Declyn while walking.

“ What… What kind of snake will it be? ”

[ask-spider]

“What kind of snake would you like?” He hummed, smiling softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ You were… a snake right? What… What kind were you? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn blushed “A western hognose, from what i know. They’re cute.” He hummed

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[jacelore]

REBLOG THE FUCCING PIGEON

[hoziersbeautifulhair-deactivate]

DO I T

[ask-spider]

This should be a good luck post-

The lucky shoe-pigeon

[ask-spider]

Closed Rp - Sanders Sides

@croftered-with-jam

Declyn didn’t quite know what was going on. One moment, he was taking a walk through the woods, happily enjoying the world around him, and the next.. He was part of it. He couldn’t feel his arms or legs, but he could feel his tail.. wait- tail?! He looked back, recognizing the long scaley body of a western hognose snake. A bird called overhead, making the male’s heart jump in fear as he started slithering off towards the first place he thought of, the park he had gone off path from.

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a soft whine but followed after the younger servant. He didn’t want her to get in trouble, he really didn’t, but he couldn’t really speak right now if he wanted.

[ask-spider]

Declyn was casually reading, giving a soft hum as he went

The young girl opened the door slightly “Mister? Something happened..” She stepped in, curtsying lightly to him

Declyn looked up, gasping as he saw Walter without a jaw “Woah-Thats new-”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter looked down at the ground, he was still holding his jaw in his hands. He was on the verge of crying again as he failed Declyn’s instructions three times now.

[ask-spider]

Declyn bit his lip, coming over and gently inspecting the other, and giving a soft smile “You’re alright.” He said softly, gently grabbing his hand “Lets fix that up, yeah?” He gently started to lead him towards the basement

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter nodded and followed after him. He let out a soft sniff and just honestly felt weird without his jaw.

[ask-spider]

Declyn heard the sniff, eyes softening “Don’t worry, Walter, you aren’t in trouble.” He said softly, glancing back at him lightly

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter looked up at Declyn, his eyes were wet from crying. He dipped his head in apology but he couldn’t stop crying.

[ask-spider]

Declyn frowned more, gently lifting his head the best he could and wiping away his tears “Its okay, Walter.” He said softly

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter looked at Declyn, his eyes looking straight at the other’s, he let out another sniff.

“ Rrrr…. ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, debating how to fix the other up “Do you know if stitches would work?” He asked, tilting his head slightly “You’re okay, i promise.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter shrugged, panic was very present in his eyes.

[ask-spider]

He hummed softly, trying to think “Lets try it, yeah? Or.. Maybe we could try to wrap it on..?”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter tilted his head.

“ Rrrr? Rrrr…? ”

He blinked and looked at his jaw and almost dropped it in fear as his tongue started to move on its own.

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded, sighing “You’re right, you wouldn’t be able to speak then..” He paused, glancing down at his toungue

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter looked terrified at the moving tongue.

“ Rrrr! ”

He flinched away from it till it stopped moving.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed softly, poking it lightly, before shrugging “I really dont know.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter shivered as if he could feel it still. He looked terrified and looked at Declyn.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, glancing back up at him “Can you feel that? Just shake or nod.”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter nodded frantically. He was practically shaking and tears started to form again.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed softly “Are you alright?” He said softly, sitting the other down on his bed as he moved to get some stuff for stitches

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter shook his head and placed his jaw next to him and placed his hands in the empty place on his head.

[ask-spider]

“Thats fair.” He sighed, nodding a bit “Lets try and reattach your jaw.” He hummed, gently picking up his jaw and moving to sow it back on

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter closed his eyes in thanks, tears still present in his eyes.

[ask-spider]

Declyn hummed, gently running the needle through his cheek, and then through the jaw again

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter didn’t move but he was still sniffing sadly. He watched carefully as Declyn began to stitch up his jaw.

[ask-spider]

Declyn quickly got it stitched to his face, in a way that would hopefully allow for the other to speak

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter looked purely amazed and his eyes were practically shimmering.

“ T-T-Thank you sir! I am in your debt more than I have been before! ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn smiled and patted his head gently “Don’t worry about it, its my job to keep you together.” He relaxed, smiling at the other kindly

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter smiled happily at Declyn and dipped his head.

“ Thank you for your kindness sir! ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded, standing up normally again “Of course, Walter.” He hummed, offering his hand to the other to help him stand up

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter took the hand and hummed happily.

“ Is there something else you need me to do sir? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn gently pulled him to his feet, humming softly “Why don’t you rest for today, Walter? Its been quite eventful.”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Yes sir. Also you won’t punish the other right? Please don’t hurt her… ”

Walter whined softly and looked saddened.

[ask-spider]

Declyn paused, but shook his head “I won’t, don’t worry.” he said softly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Thank you sir. I will go rest then, sir. ”

Walter bowed and left the room, only to go into the door off of Declyn’s room.

[ask-spider]

Declyn smiled, going back to his room with a small hum, and dismissing the small girl

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter walked into his room and noticed an object that was neatly placed on a table. He picked it up and gently placed it in another place to make sure he doesn’t accidentally knock it off.

[ask-spider]

The young girl ran into his room, poking her head into hte room “Walter? are you okay?” SHe asked, rushign over and hugging his leg again

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter jumped when the younger servant hugged his leg.

“ I am doing fine. Thank you for taking me to Master Declyn, he really fixed me up. ”

He picked her up and gave her a soft hug.

“ You are absolutely wonderful. ”

[ask-spider]

She giggled softly, hugging back tightly “I’m glad he fixed you up! He said i got the rest of today off, isnt that amazing?” She asked, grinning at him “And you’re the wonderful-est!”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a loving laugh.

“ That is amazing! He said the same to me. ”

He gently placed her down.

“ Do you want to go and make an icecream sandwich to celebrate? ”

[ask-spider]

She nodded happily “I’ll make you one too!” She chirped, running out quickly to go make them ice cream

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a chuckle and followed behind her to go help her make the ice cream.

[ask-spider]

She quickly got out some frozen chocolate cookies and ice cream, bouncing lightly as she started to make them

[croftered-with-jam]

He searched for an ice cream scoop and a cake icing knife to smooth the ice cream out on the cookies. He moved over towards the younger servant and started to scoop out the ice cream.

“ Can I trust you to place the ice cream on the cookies? ”

[ask-spider]

She grinned “Toooootally. I got this.” SHe giggled, making grabby hands at the ice cream “I totally wont eat it all-”

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a hearty laugh, a beaming smile appeared on his face.

“ Okay! Here is the scoop-! ”

He handed the scoop to the servant.

[ask-spider]

She grinned at him, moving and grabbing a bowl, ‘accidentally’ letting the ice cream drop into it, grabbing a spoon, and taking a bite “Whoops-” SHe grinned, sticking her toungue out at the other

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Awww come on! We are trying to make a sandwich out of the ice cream! ”

Walter chuckled and got the frozen cookies and placed it into the scoop of icecream in the bowl.

“ There it is your sandwich! ”

[ask-spider]

She gasped, faking offense “Noo! You’re soggied my cookie!” She said, leaning over the counter “I think i might perish-” A hand was placed on her forehead

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Nooo….! Please don’t perish! I would miss you too much for you perish! ”

Walter copied her and placed a hand on his forehead.

[ask-spider]

She giggled softly, hugging him tightly “Its okay, MIster would bring me back, too!” She chirped, smiling

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I know but I would deeply miss you during that time! ”

Walter smiled and hugged her back.

[ask-spider]

She giggled again, relaxing against him “I’m glad you would.. I’d miss you too..”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ That’s sweet! Also don’t forget to eat your sandwich before it melts okay? You don’t want to have a milk sandwich, do ya? ”

[ask-spider]

She giggled softly, grabbing her spoon again and happily eating, breaking the cookie into pieces “Aren’t you gonna have one?”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Yes, I just have to make one! ”

Walter chuckled and scooped up some ice cream and placed it on the cookie. He began to use the icing knife to spread it out onto the cookie and placed another cookie on top of the ice cream.

“ Ta da! ”

[ask-spider]

She giggled, smiling at the other happily “Yours looks so gooood-” SHe huffed, looking at him with a pout “I get a soggy cookie in milk-” Pff

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Do you want me to make you another one? ”

[ask-spider]

She nodded quickly, scarfing down the rest in her bowl “See? Mine has already evaporated!”

[croftered-with-jam]

He chuckled and nodded.

“ Seems like it! Let me make you one! ”

Walter grabbed another cookie and plaved another scoop of ice cream on it. He flattened it out on the cookie before placing another cookie on top and giving it to the other.

“ There you are! Now time to put the rest of the cookies and ice cream away! ”

[ask-spider]

She happily put her bowl into the sink, grabbing her cookie and taking a bite “Okay!” She chirped, hand over her mouth to cover up that she was still chewing, before she quickly started to put stuff away

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter chuckled and started to put the tools used in the washing machine after rinsing them off. He grabbed his ice cream sandwich and started to nibble at it, a huge smile on his face.

[ask-spider]

She hummed, finishing putting stuff away and sitting down with her ice cream sandwich, happily nomming

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter let out a happy laugh before leaving the kitchen. He was still eating the sandwich until he left the other’s sight. He honestly couldn’t taste it nor did he feel it make him less hungry. He just felt the coldness of it. It felt weird to him as it felt colder than he did.

[ask-spider]

She smiled, finishing her sandwich before trailing after him. She bounced happily, holding onto her dress skirt

[croftered-with-jam]

When he heard the footsteps growing closer, he began to eat it again. He turned around the see the younger servant and smiled at her.

“ Was the sandwich good? ”

[ask-spider]

She nodded quickly “Mhm! I love ice cream!” She hummed, hugging his leg lightly “Is yours good? You’re usually done by now-” She asked, tilting her head slightly “Did the ice cream go bad-?!” Pffff

[croftered-with-jam]

“ No! I am just not feeling hungry right now it seems… would you possibly want the rest of mine? ”

Walter turned to her and smiled.

[ask-spider]

She smiled, nodding quickly “Yes please!” She chirped, grinning happily

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Okay! ”

Walter hands her the icecream sandwich witha soft smile.

“ Now you had a lot of ice cream today, you probably shouldn’t be having all this sugar, you might get a really bad sugar rush! ”

[ask-spider]

She giggled, eating the ice cream quickly “Pfff- Who cares?” She giggled, rubbing at her mouth “I like being hyper!” She smiled, finishing it and hugging his leg again

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter chuckled and hugged her back.

“ I am starting to feel a bit tired. Today has been everywhere you know? ”

[ask-spider]

She nodded quickly “Can i cuddle you?” She asked, smiling up at the other with a small yawn

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter chuckled and had a kind smile on his face.

“ Sure thing. There is nothing stopping ya! ”

He picked her up and hugged her back.

[ask-spider]

She smiled, curling into his chest “Thank you!” She chriped, grinning ear to ear as he held her

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Alright! To my room or yours? ”

Walter asked looking at the other with a soft smile.

[ask-spider]

“Yours! You have the super comfy one in Mister’s room!” She chirped, grinning

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Alrighty! We travel to the mysterious room owned by me that is connected to Master’s room! Off we go! ”

Walter let out a laugh before walking towards Declyn’s room with a big smile on his face.

[ask-spider]

She laughed softly at that, pressing her head into his chest and yawning.

Declyn perked up when he heard the two of them walk in, giving a small smile and wave “Hello.” He hummed, flipping the page in his book

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Hello sir. If you need me for anything, we are both going to be taking a nap. ”

Walter dipped his head in respect to Declyn before going into his room and placing the servant in his bed gently.

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded in return, turning back to his book

She smiled, grabbing a blanket and curling up, smiing up at Walter

[croftered-with-jam]

Walter chuckled and grabbed another and wrapped himself up like a cocoon. He let out a soft yawn before starting to close his eyes.

[ask-spider]

She curled up so she was pressed up against him, closing her eyes to try and sleep

[croftered-with-jam]

He gently hummed when she pressed against him and let out one more yawn before falling asleep.

[ask-spider]

She smiled, falling asleep only moments later, cuddling into him

[croftered-with-jam]

He woke up soon after closing his eyes and got out of his cocoon, trying his best not to wake up the other. Once he got out of it, he walked out of the room and looked at Declyn.

“ Sir? ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn was cleaning up his room a bit when Walter came in, looking over with a small hum “Hey, whats up?” He hummed

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I think something is wrong… with me… ”

Walter basically looked defeated.

[ask-spider]

Declyn sighed softly, gently leading him to his bed “What’s wrong?” He asked, sitting down lightly

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I… I don’t know how to explain it but… she is saying I am not how I used to be. I am not eating right… something is wrong. ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn sighed, looking down “You died, Walter.. I brought you back using a ritual.” He gently pulled the other to sit down “you would be considered along the lines of a zombie.”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ Oh… is that why my jaw fell off? That was horrible. It felt horrible. ”

Walter loosely squinted his eyes and tears began form.

“ I am… terrifying… ”

[ask-spider]

He shook his head, pulling the other into a gentle hug “I’m proud of you. You are my greatest accomplishment.” He paused lightly “If you want, i can make you a pet?”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ A… A pet? Why? ”

Walter tilted his head before returning the hug of the other, tears starting to escape from his eyes.

[ask-spider]

“To give you someone you can take care of and love on.” He said softly “I can bring them back too, if you want, so they’re like you.”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I would like that… thank you sir… ”

He let out a soft sniff and snuggled into the crook of Declyn’s neck.

[ask-spider]

Declyn rubbed his back gently, nodding a bit “Of course. Do you want to come and help me find an animal for you? Whats your favorite animal?”

[croftered-with-jam]

“ I… I like snakes… they are pretty cool… how they slither and their tongues are like noses… ”

Walter sighed softly at how warm Declyn felt.

“ Sir… you are pretty warm… you know that? Like a space heater. ”

[ask-spider]

Declyn nodded a bit “A snake it is.” He said softly, before giving a small laugh “You’re very cold..” He mumbled, leaning against him slightly “I suppose that’s the curse of being dead..”