I fucking love knights

yeet. i like dark souls and cosplay and memes. 

[themagicalari]

Enjoy my massive snoring cat Rufus.

[princesstigerbelle]

DEAR LORD

[phantomknights]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

[princesstigerbelle]

SNNNNOOOOORRRRFFF

[naamahdarling]

I am normally disappointed in so-called “snoring” cat videos but this delivered.

[ass-tree]

DEAR FUCKING GOD

[teathattast]

Ant-eaters are so cool

[ripe]

[crowecreates]

Choose your fighter

[parakeet]

[amtrax]

Visit Original Link

this is. too fucking dumb for me not to do. @yungterra

[tomorrowsmania-deactivated20240]

i have found it. this legendary, mythical, cryptid of a post.

[amtrax]

I did it yall i hit cryptid status

[talesfromthecrypts]

The human brain is not equipped to see War, Famine, Pollution, and Death when they don’t want to be seen, and has got so good at not seeing that it often manages not to see them even when they abound on every side.

[tiktokarchive]

[reversewerewolf]

@sowhatelseisblu

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[doubleca5t]

What your favorite Overwatch ship says about you.

[direhuman]

this motherfucker swings for the kneecaps from moment one and i salute him

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[prismaticpuppeteer]

This will forever be one of my favorite things ever.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This.Fucking.Video.

[marylucifer666]

By far the weirdest shit I’ve ever watched. If not the weirdest, it’s up there.

promisemadeoftin

[promisemadeoftin]

PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH

[peppapigvevo]

Yall dunno about my history with this video

[momdusa]

Ok who filmed me playing with ma Barbies when I was like 11

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[mishandjen-tellmehow]

Can we talk about how Aziraphale looked mildly interested when Crowley slammed him against the wall here 

His eyes shifted down a little, what’s on your mind, Aziraphale?

And when the nun lady appeared, “break up” their “intimate moment” Upon her voice, Crowley turned to look right away while this bastard angel was still too busy enjoying himself, he was totally unfazed

*Stares*

*Stare intensifies* “ aww bby you’re so dreamy heaven can’t compare”

And after like two beats, he finally *registered* the interrupting sound and graced the source with his attention along with a mildly bored expression 

A little annoyed, actually * internally* “ HOW DARE YOU, LADY OVER THERE” 

AND BONUS : when Aziraphale scolded Crowley for paralyzing the nun, saying “ you didn’t have to do that”

his FACE

Very well, Aziraphale, very very well, priority set straight right. 

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

reblog to have Pepper keep the peace on your dashboard

[punkpeache-deactivated20191015]

reblog this with what state you’re from and what neighboring state you like to make fun of. I’m from Ohio and I like to make fun of Indiana. cause they only have corn, Mike Pence, and one cool city. that’s it.

[atomicjunker]

Missouri and we make fun of Illinois for their really strict and stupid laws. Example: illegal to text and drive but legalized recreational weed.