Creator Of The Little Aroace Fucko Buckos

Agender Aroace | zey/zem/zeir | 23 | OSDD System | Fibromyalgia | AuDHD | Creator of the webcomic Skull & Pyro, a goofy fantasy adventure starring aroace husbands whom are all I talk about ever, whom are also my alters so they dont shut up either. I also like crocheting random shit, making elaborately visual D&D oneshots, and vegan cooking. I'm moving here from twitter so I don't know shit about fuck I am an old man please treat me accordingly and help me cross the street.

[authorofdragons]

hi folks welcome to my hell hole, here you will see my oc art and only that bc idk how to draw anything else other than the two goofy men in my head. these are the men

Bonehill is the edgy one and Zerako is the red one. If you like the intellectual x himbo, emo x sunshine, ice x fire, chaos x chaos ships but with a queerplatonic aroace twist. boy howdy youll love these motherfuckers. theyre from my webcomic Skull & Pyro which you can read here on tapas or webtoon. Its a silly good time

I only draw cozy sweet shit, funny shit, and action shit so if your soul is weary from IRL angst, this is the place for you bc if my boys cry I cry harder. For my romance repulsed friends I only draw smooches on da head and cheek, these two dont mouth kiss much (they do once in the comic in ep 12 and i dont plan on it again tbh). they much prefer to headbonk each other like a bonded pair of cats. otherwise you wont find anything mature content here other than cussing to offend god BDKFJDKDKKDD

but did you think i only draw them? absolutely not I want these fuckers to transcend my brain in every medium so you will see their crochet forms in the various genres of cheesy couple photos

I love making them miniature shit and since Im a Christmas starts in October person, run now bc its only going to get worse

Unlike drawing, I do crochet more things than just my OCs, but not by much. I just make whatever my brain grabs onto like a feral moray eel

like rn the brain eel likes elemental mushroom gnomes so Im making those

Otherwise I reblog aroace posts, memes, sloths, and other ppl's art but I want to limit how much I consume this app so it doesnt become Twitter 2.0 for me so hopefully I wont do that Too much.

Click/tap on these hashtags on this post to find the specific things I post:

#oc art - Basically all art of mine LMAO

#crochet - Any crochet works I do

#lifes shit come make something with me - Series in which I do comedic retellings of crafts I make to make my mental health more bearable

#skull & pyro - my "official" tag for anything relating to my webcomic, including memes I reblog that remind me of the boys

Enjoy your stay :]

[copepods]

i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

[authorofdragons]

literally i drew this exact thing in December and it's my favorite piece BEKFHDKJKDJFJD

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

and, of course, her son too

[morningwitchy]

i can finally show off the Necromancer trench since theyre going into production now!

100% cotton twill outside, cotton printed lining inside, sizes s-3xl! the initial release will be limited but if they sell well theyll be back, with other designs too 🤍

[canine-t33th]

@authorofdragons

this looks like something Bonehill might like

[slavicafire]

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap

[alwinedrawing]

Grilled shroom for tiny koroks!

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[ase-trollplays]

Okay, so I saw something that made me equally scared and curious, and I want to see if this is a common practice.

When cooking a turkey, do you coat it with mayonnaise first?

Yeah, that's normal

No, that's weird

That's a thing people do!?

Voting ended onNov 21, 2023

[canine-t33th]

@authorofdragons

Bonehill would do this

[authorofdragons]

z: im so glad we're vegan bc Id smite him if he tried this EVEN THOUGH ITD PROBABLY WORK

[authorofdragons]

z: WE MEANT THE TURKEY IS NOT VEGAN NOT THE MAYONNAISE LMAO BAJDJJDDJDJDJDKJDJD WE EAT VEGAN MAYO ALL THE TIME

b: there are vegan turkey roasts Kind Of but theyre very different so I cant try this the way i want to <\3 come on vegan turkey market get on this shit <\3

z: vegan turkey market dont <\3 i dont want this <\3

[ase-trollplays]

Okay, so I saw something that made me equally scared and curious, and I want to see if this is a common practice.

When cooking a turkey, do you coat it with mayonnaise first?

Yeah, that's normal

No, that's weird

That's a thing people do!?

Voting ended onNov 21, 2023

[canine-t33th]

@authorofdragons

Bonehill would do this

[authorofdragons]

z: im so glad we're vegan bc Id smite him if he tried this EVEN THOUGH ITD PROBABLY WORK

[authorofdragons]

hey mutuals ! im still gonna try to post here again despite The Omen Of Death coming upon this site but id love to stay in touch if it does go down 🫂 Im currently on insta @authorofdragons and also on Bluesky though I havent set anything up there yet LMAO. Im basically most active in my discord server and insta but im open to wherever folks are flocking to atm

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

SUMMONING ALL DISABLED PEOPLE

Public service announcement

As spooky season starts to ramp up. If you're on medication DO NOT DRINK THE BLACK DRINKS OR FOOD without checking the ingredients.

Charcoal is used as an "all natural" food dye and can make your meds not work as well.

DON'T CONSUME THE BLACK PRODUCTS WITHOUT CHECKING INGREDIENTS FIRST.

-fae

[paper-violins]

This also applies if youre taking any sort of oral birth control!! Any oral medicines will the neutralized by the activated charcoal.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

👆

I made a new post for October because I realized I should've clarified its ORAL medical. Medication that you take by mouth and swallow. Medication that's processed and absorbed by the stomach and gut.

Activated charcoal blocks the absorption of medication by the stomach and gut. This is why ER doctors will give it for overdose of ORAL medication.

So injections, creams/salves, etc should be fine.

(You'd think I'd fucking know better to clarify because I actually wasn't on any oral meds when I wrote this. But I guess I just expect thousands of random strangers on Tumblr to read my mind.)

(There's like some technicalities where its like if it's 2 hours after your meds or an hour before or some shit. But honestly as a disabled person I do not trust technicalities with my meds that keep me able bodied and out of chronic pain. Plus all of that shit entirely relies on the speed at which your body suggests food which can vary in every person for a large multitude of reasons and like. I feel safer just not fucking with it.)

-fae

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend ordered mayonnaise ice cream from Starbucks. I gagged both in the dream and when I woke up.

[canine-t33th]

@authorofdragons

Bonehill and Zerako

[authorofdragons]

youre correct and i hate it /lh

[martiwikiwi]

MY ART BLOCK! CURED! THANKS TO MY QUEER MEN! YES!

[teathattast]

Love drinking tea except the part where I swear profusely

[teathattast]

SWEAT***

[starry622]

[teathattast]

u all get me

[authorofdragons]

less than a week til day 1 of my comic's anniversary party!! we always have a blast w these and the discord server is such a fun little place of 76 or so members, with 15 ish active ones. Bonehill has been working super hard on the old concepts slideshow (176 slides jfc) and we are so thankful bc its a LOT given the story started with Bonehill back in 2009. But its a fun time to humorously recap everything and this time the boys will be recapping with me bc they love this shit and it is technically their story to tell after all. And it will be recorded and uploaded to youtube if anyone cant make it or misses a section. Day 2 will be all the fun art streaming and games and movies and what not :] hope to see you there!!

[authorofdragons]

hey hi whats up we kinda sorta knew each other 1 million years ago on a now-long-gone website called nmg. i was moondragon on there idk if you remember me at all. but i remember you! and uhhh anyway i just wanted to say. i am. er. we are? also plural!! and it made me feel a fucking way (a good way!) to find out that my old friend/art inspiration was also plural and it. yeah. thanks? i think? i think thats the emotion we're trying to convey?

WAAA OMG HELLO!! i remember you from roleplays i think though im a bit foggy on anything else sadly (im awful with names BDKFJDKD) but WE'RE SO GLAD YOU FOUND US AND ITS SO RAD YOU FOUND OUT YOURE PLURAL AS WELL!! its scary being out as plural sometimes but it helps us to know it rlly encourages fellow systems out there 😭😭🧡💛🤍🩵💙 thanks for reaching out!! we're happy to see you!!