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A sideblog about A guy dressed like a Bat (And other DC characters)

[spicy-apple-pie]

The idea that whenever Damian is dramatic, Bruce and Talia says he gets it from the other. Knowing damn well that they’re both theatre majors in another life.

Like, Damian is five years old and he’s packing his things and running away because CLEARLY Talia doesn’t love him enough to give feed him (he wants a cookie but they’re going to eat supper in five minutes). “You’re just like your Father.” Talia says to him once he has his cookie after supper.

Then Damian is eleven and he’s waxing poetic about the cow they found. How cruel it would be to leave her behind and now he’s swore off meat. Bruce is already thinking of where to build the barn when he tells him “You get that from your Mother.”

[fecderrick]

me delulu that they would get along very well

[tb-png]

baby oh baby… oh my little jaybinnie…

[robs-your-robins]

Goon 1: But like why?

Goon 2: Do you ask why the birds fly? The sun why it shines? Just be glad it's happening.

Goon 1: Yeah sure but why?

Goon 2: Because.

Red Hood: The hell are you two yammering about?

Goon 2: The Batman.

Goon 1: I mean, how can the guy move when those pants are literally bursting at the seam. Why does his suit has to be that tight?

Goon 2: It's obviously to stop the clap of those cheeks, bro. Why else?

Red Hood:

[ayaarts]

"Beloved"

princess Talia and Knight Bruce Wayne AU

*original painting is The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton

[renviary]

(Platonic/Familial) brothers before they even knew

[renviary]

some arkham knight jason bc I need to make the content I want to see on the world

[goldfishinaplasticbag]

the girl who had too much to give. based on tweet below

[curlypinkcutie]

You could just shoot me that works too

[its-theeaqueen17-stuff]

Damian is a text book animal kid, which means he'll watch anything with a talking animal in it no matter the quality. During family movie night Damian has subjected the rest of the bat family to almost every single CGI mouth talking dog movie in existence.

But there's one movie that he always comes back to without fail.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

For the past 6 months that movie has terrorized Wayne Manor ever since Damian first saw it on DVD.

One day Batman royally pisses Nightwing off during a mission, so he decides to get some good old fashioned revenge...

Dick: Hey Dami, did you know there's more than one Beverly Hills Chihuahua movie?

Bruce (Internally): He wouldn't dare...

Damian: Don't play with my emotions Grayson.

Dick: I'm not joking, see there's two sequels right here on Disney plus.

Bruce (Internally) : NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Damian: Father, do you know what this means? We're going to have a Beverly Hills Chihuahua trilogy marathon!!! Hurry up, we have to get the popcorn ready.

Dick: Sounds like fun, have a great movie night Dami and you too Bruce...

It was at that moment Batman seriously considered making an exception to his no-kill rule.

[emmikay]

Which of the Batkids introduced Damian to Warrior Cats, because you KNOW he's read every single one those books

[lukewarmcomic]

A lil HC I have that Jason and Damian were in Nanda Parbat together and Talia took this candid of them.

Damian is one of the only things that managed to make Jason smile after his resurrection.

[frownyalfred]

Jim trusting and respecting Bruce Wayne to the point that he’ll defend him whenever any one of his officers calls Bruce and idiot or airhead, though he’s not quite sure why. Eventually he just attributes it to the fact that he was the officer who found Bruce when he was a boy after his parents died, and I think there would be a certain amount of affection and care that comes with that experience. Especially seeing Bruce grow up to take care of other orphaned children. He’s able to write off anything else he “doesn’t want to know” by telling himself it’s just because he’s proud of Bruce for how he grew up despite it all, since Jim is also one of the few people who actually saw what a gruesome scene that was and is still on the force to remember it

Oh man, yeah. All his buddies give him shit for being nice to Wayne, meanwhile Jim was the only one who saw a shivering kid kneeling in his own parents' blood for hours until help arrived. And he couldn't even write it off like "I wonder what happened to that kid" because he knows, everyone in Gotham saw it play out across the papers and news shows. That kid was doomed from day 1. The fact that he pulled himself up enough out of it all to have kids was a miracle. And not just to have kids, but to be by all accounts a really good dad.

[dickgreyson]

I dont like jason having goons. I know logically u cant have organised crime without an organisation but i think always he should b like a lone wolf. No connections. No nothing. Just jason plotting surrounded by bombs in a basement.

[frownyalfred]

Broke: Jason doesn’t have goons because he’s a lone wolf

Woke: Jason doesn’t have goons because he’s socially awkward

Bespoke: Jason doesn’t have goons because he’s knows he’ll want to be their friend and they have a lifespan of like, five days in Gotham if they’re part of any organized outfit

[ashoss]

idk man.

[noodles-and-tea]

Some robins designs so they’re not just “kid with a mask and curtain bangs”

[frownyalfred]

“Jason Todd is canonically ugly” not to me. NOT TO ME!!!!

[samsheadraws]

tim "i became robin during bruce's biggest crashout episode" drake is the only one capable of getting that fool back to resting

[lokutofu]

He’s just happy to be there