Goodbye from Bed Eater! Unfortunately, all revolutionary food blogs must come to an end. It’s time for me to move on, and to search for a better version of myself outside of the immediate realm that bed and food provides. The journey of making this final post was fraught with hardship, so much so that it almost didn’t happen at all. But I persevered, because there is nothing more important to me than sharing health and fashion tips. Watch the whole saga of creating the final post in Bed Eater: The Movie (Link in Bio). It’s possibly the greatest documentary ever made. This week, I challenged the bounds of my creativity, the elasticity of my will, the wetness of my ego. I found love. I found fashion. I found food.
What I’m Eating: Bed
Bed is about more than sleep. Bed is my canvas. And now, it is my meal. For so long, I have eaten foods on the bed, but have never truly combined the two. In order to transcend the boundaries between comfort and chewing, it is necessary to mingle your body and soul with the food groups. I lay upon bread. I cover myself with pasta, protein, and dairy. I rest my head on sugar. I rest upon the bed of food. I eat the food. Therefore, I eat the bed, because I am Bed Eater.
What I’m Wearing: Food
If I eat the bed, then I must wear the food. We all know that food provides the body nutrients when we eat it. But did you know that crafting food into a stylish outfit can help nourish your soul? I knew that, and that’s why I’m wearing The Salad Dress. With The Salad Dress, I become food. I guess that makes me food, laying on food, eating food. Food eats food. Food eats bed. My soul is packed with vitamins, but my heart is heavy with vegetarian wisdom. Because once you have transcended food and bed, it’s time to suspend your blog about food and bed.
I love you all, but since I love myself more than I love you, I must say bye-bye.
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