BenDroid

I'm 15 and sometimes I draw shit. I've got a handful of OCs that I might atually do something with at some point in the next decade :\.

[bendroid-blog]

“It’s not my fault/ If in God’s plan/ He made The Devil/ so much stronger than a man!”

[bendroid-blog]

"It's not my fault/ If in God's plan/ He made The Devil/ so much stronger than a man!"

[writing-prompt-s]

Leonardo da Vinci, Picasso, MC Escher, all the famous artists and painters? They’re all Bob Ross. He is an immortal shape-shifter that has learned all manners of artistry and continues to spread his art and wisdom. Write about how it is to be Bob Ross in either a previous disguise or his next one.

[bendroid-blog]

He is currently masquerading as Xabio Arts

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

I feel like a paleontologist or some shit

[stunningpicture]

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

[radiantvamp-deactivated20181217]

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

[nodadclub]

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

[rustboro-city]

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

[lexlivingoutloud-deactivated201]

“The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.“ 

[snowyanna]

Fun story time. I loved to read. So much so, I was reading chapter books in kindergarden. I broke the record for reading points in elementary school. They actually had to start making up prizes for me. No one in the history of the school had ever read so many books in a year. Basically, my class liked me because I won those suckers pizza parties in my spare time.

In second grade, I had a teacher named Ms. Mobley who believed all children should be average. She flat out told my father that all children should make C’s, and should never strive for more than that.

Not only was she insane, she also would routinely spell things wrong for us to copy for our spelling tests. Later, when we spelled those words wrong on the test, she would mark us off. Yes, our own teacher was sabotaging us.

I should have been tested for gifted classes, but I was not. Why? Ms. Mobley didn’t believe in “gifted” children.

This teacher had tenure and could not be fired.

Never forget.

“The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.“ 

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

Until today I thought the schooling system in USA is just lacking some basic learning skills. Now I know it’s far worse

[bendroid-blog]

I had a math teacher tell me I was wrong in saying that the area of a square was found as side-length squared- she said it's length times width. In a square, length IS width. When I said that, she told me that that's not always the case with squares.

This same teacher later told us that the only difference between a square and a rectangle is that a rectangle can't be cut in half diagonally.

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[bendroid-blog]

Holy shit God cast Lucifer out of Heaven for being too fucking horny?!

[bendroid-blog]

I’m coming out of the closet! That’s right, folks!

I’m an android!

[greenbowlerhat]

Reblog if you dont think the Black Lives Matter movement is racist, like if you do.

Trying to prove a point to my mother.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

reblog if ur blog is anti-nazi

if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face

[caskettmyheart]

It’s international Holocaust remembrance day today (27/01) so you better reblog this today if you see it.

[medievalthymes]

the one thing I will never forgive infinity war for doing is killing all of thor’s character development from Ragnarok in less than two scenes lmao

[medievalthymes]

first, there’s no sign of Thor’s powers that he learned to harness with Hela in the initial battle with Thanos. Like even if it wouldn’t do that much against Thanos they should have at least illustrated that, but instead they left him defenseless and made it so he had to get a even bigger weapon than his hammer. I mean, the whole point of Ragnarok was that he was he didn’t need his hammer to be Thor. That he was so much more than just a warrior with a fancy weapon. Secondly they gave him his eye back, which defeats its original intention as it was supposed to signify Thor taking over Odin’s place as allfather and accepting his responsibilities to his people. In this essay I will

[bendroid-blog]

 Good  Best post op

[dankest-of-lies]

Reblog this or die.

[hxtml]

[bendroid-blog]

Bored-in-class sketches of handsome men

[bendroid-blog]

So I got bored, and drew some pixel art of myself with my mouse. My new icon now, i guess.

[i-am-a-fish]

im off to go commit a vandalism

[bendroid-blog]

But Fish, you need a more diverse colour-pallette

[bendroid-blog]

I tried digital painting for the first time :)

I think it looks nice, but go off if you disagree I guess!

[bendroid-blog]

I've been working on this dork for a while. His name is John Quill, he's a mercenary for a coming I'm working on. I'll post a ton of his old concepts later.

[slavery]

Who is voltron didn’t the avengers kill him in 2014

[arachnofiend]

No, you’re thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

You’re thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.

[lukasdenise-stuff]

No, you’re thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.

[mybeltruns]

No, you’re thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.

[coldswarkids]

No, you’re thinking of Voldemort.  Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyer’s infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.

[thefireescapist]

No, you’re thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.

[spitefuleternity]

No, you’re thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme

[miffyremade]

No, you’re thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.

[tehdoctahizeen]

No, you’re thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disney’s Lion King.

[timberfins]

No, you’re thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States

[fly-over-europes-skies]

No, you’re thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.

[theimpalialarmy-deactivated2018]

No, you’re thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century. 

[krictus]

No, you’re thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.

[destroyscythe-heck]

No you’re thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon

[zell-dincht]

No, you’re thinking of Vulpix.  Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.

[korrashaircut]

No, you’re thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings

[spaladin]

No, you’re thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.

[deactivated42069420-deactivated]

No, you’re thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.

[vale-gaai]

No, you’re thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.

[spiider-rii]

No you’re thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur that’s super fast and has very big and sharp claws.

[jeremyfanboy]

No, you’re thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.

[pockysaurus]

No, you’re thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.

[stark-park]

No, you’re thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[thefakerachelray]

No, you’re thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.

[mick-is-asleep]

No you’re thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road

[ihavenoideasoceral]

No, you’re thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.

[daydreamsandwikiwalks]

No, you’re thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.

[crookedjellyfishwonderland]

No, you’re thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.

[slavery]