no terfs on gruul turf

prepare to be disappointed

[bigwraith]

[demilypyro]

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

[onion-souls]

Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.

[demilypyro]

Cool 👍

[demilypyro]

man, what the fuck

[sharingsharoncarter]

This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.

[hellallamerican]

i'll be honest kitten. daddy's not getting raptured.

[caats]

[thememedaddy]

[funny-tik-toks]

[heavenlymusickcorporation]

Having adhd is like suffering from a Wizard's Curse, so naturally the best way to deal with it is to become a wizard in one's own right and study thee Solomonick Arte in order to learn how to bind and control a certain Demon whose true name is Alpha-Methyl-Phenethylamine. (Pictured below.)

Unfortunately, studying Thee Arte while afflicted by the curse is difficult, to say the least.

[phaeton-flier]

'tis considered a Dark Arte by the King's magicians, who will wait I just realized there's a much funnier joke here

[phaeton-flier]

Walter the White

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

seems the wizard ADHD research team has gotten sidetracked... who could have seen this coming...

[poetrylesbian]

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

[cabybapa]

always

[flowerlygirls]

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

[gumy-shark]

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

[gumy-shark]

i need to hunt her for sport. shake them around in my jaws like a dog. bat him around with my paws like a cat beating a lizard within an inch of its life for its own amusement. etc

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

[sleepycatmama]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Sometimes (oftentimes), when a creative project is "misbehaving," it's because it is tired, and overstimulated, and just needs a time out to rest -- like toddlers often need.

And sometimes, you should give your creative projects time to talk to each other, as well as to you.

[nydescynt]

Instructions unclear; my 17 ongoing craft projects have unionized against me.

[byjove]

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

[thillius]

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

[chloematis]

And now it is :)

[ashstfu]

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

[frankiedotbiz]

you know elon is pacing back and forth in his room trying to hype himself up to ask trump to lower the age of consent

[passion-of-l0vers]

👻 corpsecourse Follow

dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

👻 corpsecourse Follow

i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

🦇 battybrained Follow

i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

🧛‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

👻 corpsecourse Follow

it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

🩸 f33d3r Follow

hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

🐺vamplovingwolf Follow

isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

[dovv]