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castesystem

buggy witch brewing potions, instream for frostoravis! see all my work early over at patreon.com/itscaste!

nuramsvveth

Rabbit Core I

glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

kestrelsparverius

adrnired

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

autisticexpression

This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

the-haiku-bot

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

spaceinvaydr

headspace-hotel

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

hiveswap

Amogus

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squeakitties

gruntilda said something bigoted

squeakitties

goqmir

wrenny mentioned drawing a fat furry girl when i sat down to do a practice sketch and my brain just kind of manifested viola & kazooie :3

polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

In light of recent events, let’s not forget that H. Bomberguy is responsible for driving a formerly-beloved transphobic TV writer into a downward spiral that cost him his career and his family… all by playing Donkey Kong.

jane--brain-deactivated20240704

seaslux

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capricefrenata

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@unremarkabledog asked me to do this

ft. all these Synthesizer V banks

bogleech

Reminder that Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince has a free English demo available for switch and the full release is coming December 1st if you want a pokemon alternative the first DQM title to be localized in over a decade

Supposed to have over 600-800 monsters!

bogleech

I love Pokemon and all but Dragon Quest's monster selection actually covers a much wider array of tastes, in case you ever wished your pokemon team could look like this (these are all confirmed to be in)

katelyn-danger

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

katelyn-danger

New copypasta just dropped

tamamita

Same guy

beelko

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

antirpg

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

ofide

good lord

lifeofcynch

ghostaquarius

normal-horoscopes

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

vonlipvig

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

xek-xek

cavalierprimetime

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

arirna

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

esoanem

judgejudyofficial

topical :/

goldcrescent

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

animefacialrecognitionsoftware01

Me shouting at my rash ointment

fuck-philip-banks

great post everyone

kowsheennya

pugzysixtyfour

first time i've been commissioned to draw my own character (at least design wise even though daisy is literally just a normal bunny in real doom) BUT YEAH LOOK IT'S DAISY OMG!?!?!?

prokopetz

So, let me get this straight. Blizzard's plan for regaining audience goodwill with the 1.0 release of Overwatch 2 is to open with a heavily promoted PvE mission pack (i.e,. thereby reminding everyone of the vapourware PvE campaign they built Overwatch 2's entire marketing strategy around, then quietly axed once they had everybody's money), and the premise of this PvE mission pack is basically doubling down on the broadly disliked "our heroes put down a slave rebellion" PvE storyline from the first game? Have I got all that right?

locuas642

of course not.

they also released it on Steam.

prokopetz

Huh.

thyrell

sonnetscrewdriver

tbh the submarine thing is the perfect demonstration of the thing a load of studies have borne out, where the more wealth someone has, the more likely they are to DRASTICALLY overestimate their competence in basically any field.

plus, tho I don't personally know of any studies into this, I also think it's pretty clear that wealth creates what I think of as the 'Nothing Bad Ever Happens To The Kennedys!!' mindset, where wealth insulates some people from consequences so much that it also makes them drastically overestimate their ability to survive danger.

sonnetscrewdriver

saw some videos of the late Oceangate CEO bragging how he'd 'broken the rules' when it game to the construction of the Titan and in hindsight it's painfully apparent that the phenomenon I talk about above was heavily in play.

The guy essentially had actual submarine experts screaming 'MATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA' at him and he clearly took this to mean he was a fearless iconoclast and not an idiot about to doom himself and four other people to maybe the worst possible way to die a human being can experience.

notclevr

worgen-official

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65998914.amp

those texts are straight from the bbc btw

hypnospilot

It has been rolling around in my head since before the submarine incident that we should be pathologizing this kind of wealth. On top of being economically deleterious, as well as demanding the sufferer become cold to exploiting other humans as a means to the end of personal wealth, it will take your mind and make you potentially harm yourself and others. It causes risk-seeking behavior often coupled with delusions, both of of grandeur and of invulnerability.

Rush Stockton, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, these men are ill. They're not sane. They should be looked after properly until they can recover.