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[strange-aeons]

I need a cheeseless breadless grilled cheese sandwich

[strange-aeons]

What if this video was about a witch and a cat in the alps or some shit

[https-hunter]

@seemoreseymoursbay

[escuerzoresucitado]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[official-linguistics-post]

official paleography post

[queen-mihai]

Aa

[kunaigirl]

Bob dancing with Linda and Teddy (from season 16 episode 11) in gif form because I knew I needed this cute moment on my blog the second I saw it lmao :']

[byjove]

The fact that RFK JR was a long term cocaine and heroin user and eats road kill and has mercury poisoning and is suppressing/falsifying information about FUCKING TYLENOL, VACCINES AND SSRIS being toxic/destroying your brain is salt in the wound. No offense to other current and former cocaine, heroin and roadkill consumers (love you guys, I support decriminalization) but the hypocrisy of being that guy and not a doctor and trying to tell me my lifesaving medication is unsafe and attempting to ban it makes me have to white-knuckle my phone every time I read the bullshit he is saying.

[andallofthemwitches]

on the other hand, he got every single product and procedure available in medicine as a Kennedy and got a literal, physical worm in his brain, somehow. can't fault the guy for being suspicious of "modern medicine." what could have caused that worm? doctors don't know either.

he hasn't taken away your medicine, has he?

[byjove]

do you think maybe the eating roadkill had something to do with the parasite he acquired and not a failure of modern medicine? could that perhaps be a food safety issue and not an SSRI problem?

[teaboot]

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

[teaboot]

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

[headspace-hotel]

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

[kushblazer666]

babygirl you have cancer but it’s okay we’re gonna get a bee to cough all up on your titties

[fagstaynight]

a brief look into my twisted world

[nature-travel-photography]

A drone captures an elephant herd sleeping while migrating across China. - Author: kooneecheewah on Reddit

[dioskailacs]

sleep with mama

[a-book-of-creatures]

They stacked themselves :3

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[homunculus-argument]

@gem-is-still-bored I was so inspired by this comment that I had to make a grunge poster about it:

photo source

[bauliya]

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

[bauliya]

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.

[bauliya]

i’m fine

[moonlightredfern]

I will never get over how Tolkien & Lewis took the horrors of war and spun them into fantasy.

Shivering in the trenches dreaming of cozy hobbit holes, shaking as bombs pockmark a forest and imagining each shallow mud-filled crater contains a new world—that maybe there are still as many beautiful things in the universe as there are bombs—that maybe the world is bigger than this moment and this ugliness and one day this will be a peaceful forest again full of small ponds.

I mean look at these photos of the shell craters in Sanctuary Woods, near Ypres Belgium and tell me it’s not the Wood Between The Worlds:

[laurenthemself]

…oh.

[vet-and-wild]

The best restraint tool in vet med is a towel, hands down. Do you know how many things I’ve restrained with a towel?

Angry cat? Burrito it.

Scared bunny? Burrito it.

Tiny squish faced dog that you cant get a muzzle on? Burrito it.

Screaming macaw? Burrito it.

Injured wildlife? Burrito it.

I burritoed an arctic fox today. Last week it was a cormorant. Before that it was a blue heron. When in doubt, burrito it.

[gallusrostromegalus]

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

And, apparently, Burrito Goddamn Anything with hit.

You should always know where your Towel is.

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[animentality]

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[glittergluekintsugi]

target audience reached (me)

[whimsical-laboratory-tragedy]

[anaconda-creates]

WAIT THIS WAS YOU

I SAW THIS EARLIER AND ASSUMED IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE VIRAL LIL COMICS THAT EVERYBODY PASSES AROUND

I JUST NOW SAW THE NOTES, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES LESS THAN 4K

[anonymousvillain]

get to to 4k notes

[autism-official]

Maybe... 10K?

[aromanticofficial]

you guys know what to do