And here I thought Hanahaki Disease was the weirdest soulmate / destined lovers trope. 🥀

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And here I thought Hanahaki Disease was the weirdest soulmate / destined lovers trope. 🥀
Acceptable reasons for humans in reality to burst into song: It’s a concert or a rehearsal or something.
Acceptable reasons for people in Lord of the Rings to burst into song: We are in a kings hall, we are in a pub, we are about to eat some really nice food, we have just eaten some really nice food, there is a pretty tree, there is a pretty rock, there are lots of pretty trees, It’s raining, it’s stopped raining, there is a pretty tree, we are going into battle tomorrow, orcs are ugly, my ancestor was cool, my ancestor was shit, my ancestor was cooler than yours dispite starting this shit, I miss home, I don’t miss home, oh look some grass, the past is a thing that existed and it was shit, the past is a thing that existed and it was awesome, I am in love, there is a river, there is a pretty tree, my ancestor was a tree, we’re on horses now, I’m bored, I’m hungry, someone has died, elves exist, men exist, hobbits exist, dwarfs exist, 10,000 years ago there was a pretty lady, my ancestor was a pretty lady, someone else has died, my sword is cool, my sword is cooler, my ancestor had a sword once he named it Jeff, oh look a tree, I love trees, I am vibing with this monolith, this tree is now officially my bestie, there is a pretty city somewhere, there is an ugly city somewhere, I’ve killed something, I want to kill something, I don’t want to kill something, oh look a wife, I have a wife, I have a son, I am drunk, I am scared, I am bored, once there was this lady she was so pretty everyone she looked at died of awe, you’re pretty, I am pretty, I wish I was home, I wish I was a tree, oh look stars, my ancestor was a star.
We're doing the dishes and mocking a hobbit
Counterpoint Reasons for humans to break into song in reality:
Because I felt like it
Happy late Valentines Jayvik nation💖💐
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE
Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘
I did not have “Your Own Personal Jesus” on my 2025 Bingo Card, but whelp! here we are.
Merry Christmas! Have a Jayvik under the mistletoe
That really is how being in your 30s is like 😭
This is absolutely how life is in your 30-pluses. I remember the birthday I bought myself cooking pans and was so excited
holiday tradition!!!!!!!
discord i do not believe you are acting in good faith here
like, i know that i'm a high school graduate who knows shit about fuck when it comes to privacy and data protections but i'm pretty sure "tracking the number of messages" and "frequently used emojis" does not need me to enable "use data to personalize my discord experience"
Like, one of the things really is your most-used emojis for the year. You’re telling me there’s absolutely no way to count that without me giving over the keys to my kingdom? If you can’t do that, then how come I can search my message history?
My point is, this is clearly a ploy to get more people to opt-in to data collection, because that makes discord money. There’s no actual reason they can’t do this without that box ticked. They just want you to think that.
merry christmas 🎄 happy holidays jayvik nation!
this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition
allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable
I’m in — who’s with me?
If I’m being really honest with myself, I think Clover is the best one for Qrow.
Look at him feeding Qrow some love and respect and not taking his deprecating deflections!
L👀k at Qrow!
He’s so used to self loathing, and in-fighting, and secrets and passive aggression that he’s completely subdued by a simple honest statement.
🍀🐦⬛❤️ 🍀🐦⬛❤️ 🍀🐦⬛❤️ 🍀🐦⬛❤️ 🍀🐦⬛❤️
I think we’re underappreciating how funny it is that the Jedi Order isn’t a mandatory lifetime commitment. It’s clearly established multiple places in canon that sure, if you wanna leave, nobody’s gonna staple you to your meditation chair in your poorly-lit dorm room or anything. You wanna go? You can go. May the Force be with you, don’t forget to turn in your badge at the guard desk before you leave.
And while it seems like it’s kind of an unusual thing for someone to actually flat-out peace out from the Order, it also doesn’t appear that it was like, a Giant Scandal or anything either, and canon/semi-canon seems to suggest Dooku was far from the only person who ever left.
I’m assuming that the vast majority of them weren’t leaving for the spectacularly disastrous reasons that people like Dooku or say, ANAKIN left, and just…IMAGINE HAVING BEEN A FUCKING JEDI FOR LIKE TWENTY YEARS AND THEN JUST GOING OFF AND BECOMING SOME DUDE WHO WORKS AT SPACE HOME DEPOT, OR AT SOME OFFICE TOWER WORKING IN MARKETING. IMAGINE GOING FROM BEING A JEDI TO DOING PEOPLE’S TAXES.
Imagine being this person’s spouse. Do you get all the benefits of someone who can do stuff like go up on the roof to fix a leak without even needing a ladder, and what I assume are the sexual bonuses inherent in sleeping with someone who can connect with your mind and the very universe itself? Is a former Jedi THE hottest catch ever? If they’re interested in having a romantic relationship, is an ex-Jedi basically mobbed with marriage proposals as soon as word gets around? Or do (regular, law-abiding, non-Darksider) ex-Jedi refuse to show off and use the Force anymore once they leave and so they’re just basically Some Person now?
Imagine being one of their kids. “Yeah my dad used to be a wizard, and one time he used the power of his mind to stop a civil war from breaking out. Now he rents out jet skis down at the marina.”
I know a guy IRL who quit training for Catholic priesthood because he fell hard for a particular woman and reconsidered that whole celibacy thing, so, you know. It is absolutely a thing that happens.
But now all I can think about is whatever’s the Star Wars universe’s equivalent of Hallmark Christmas romances using the hell out of this trope.
A disastrously successful really bad movie called A Jedi for Life Day premieres on the Rebelmark Channel one year and suddenly you can’t get away from the trope of Jedi leaving the priesthood because they abandoned their Galactic City lifestyle to marry a humble moisture farmer. Rebelmark basically prints money with the sequels, A Jedi Life Day Wedding and A Jedi Life Day Baby.
*cackles* I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH. Stories about how a Humble Jedi Who Isn’t Looking For Love has what they assume will be a random one-night stand with someone they run into while doing their Life Day Shopping but then Oh No Feelings and the Jedi, back at the Temple, all “The Force is telling me that my destiny may lie along another path” and then it’s LIFE DAY and oh guess who’s shown up at the main character’s family home????
Oh my God. This is a new favorite concept for me. I’m cracking up over here.
…i’m in
I’m finally binging RWBY
after a few years of hearing about it in my fandom periphery but never being able to find it streaming (admittedly I didn’t search very hard).
The biggest challenge when you’re coming this late to a fandom is, of course, avoiding spoilers. So far I’ve managed to avoid most, though I did stumble upon a Volume 1 MCD while searching for info about said character because I had just deemed them my favourite. Whump and welp. 😭
Overall I’ve been enjoying the show and all the characters. They’re all interesting in their own ways; that said, I’ve not been pushing for any certain relationships (aside from one involving aforementioned dead character, which again, welp).
Until Volume 7.
And this damn hug.
I hadn’t thought twice about Ironwood (other than him being a military stereotype) or even Qrow (though props to him for watching out for / helping our intrepid teenage Hunters and Huntresses and for getting sober!) until this image rose up and slapped me in the face.
Then 2 episodes later we get this?!?!?
How lucky can one guy get?
How lucky can one fangirl get??
Qrow, you’re now my favourite, and I am hard pressed to choose which character to be your boyfriend (insert “why not both” meme here).
So now I’m facing the 2nd biggest challenge of coming late to an established franchise: wanting to read fanfic and view fanart without getting spoiled.
I’ve learned a little of what’s to come later in Volume 7, which may torpedo one or more of these adorable pairings, so I’m now in this awful place where I do want to continue watching so I can read said fanfics and not get spoiled, but I also don’t want to keep watching and have my ships ruined before I’ve had a chance to really enjoy them.
You will suffer the curse of caw!
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