Spirit

She/Her🏳️‍🌈 How did you even end up here?

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

[rickybabyboy]

you forgot the attacking and violence

[bimmyjimmy]

He demand and he shall receive

[baby-oj]

ITS THIS GUY’S FIRST BIRTHDAY!!!!

[baby-oj]

ITS HAPPY BOBAY

[yossyislandd]

never forget

[vexatiousvic]

"Transandrophobia is not real"

Have people forgotten that Jordan Peterson got banned from Twitter and had an entire week long crashout, complete with crying on camera, because he was asked to use he/him for Elliot Page and refused?

[sploinkbizarro]

Honestly, I've seen so much transandrophobia surrounding him, it's fucking sad. He's been through so much shit in general and the general public cannot stop being transphobic to him.

[all-mammal-creechur]

Bastard Big-footed Mouse Macrotarsomys bastardi

A mouse found only on Madagascar. They are found primarily in xeric habitats such as dry deciduous forests in the northwest and spiny forests in the south.

image by pfaucher

[reggiemess]

[parasitoidism]

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday

[pwesident]

im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé

[pwesident]

*shakes you a bit while you’re cooling in your pan*

[coast-modern]

[cipheramnesia]

My dad said to me, son, you can be anything. And I said really dad? Even a woman? And then my dad said no son of mine is growing up to be a woman without knowing how to give a proper blowjob. I spent years of training intensely until my blowjob sensei agreed I was ready, but just as I was about to receive my blackbelt, the blowjob student he had kicked out of the dojob for pride and cruelty returned, and sucked down the master with a single blow. And this is what brings me to your psychiatric practice, Doctor. You have changed, but I know you were the one who slew my master, and now you will meet your fate.

[anphivenas]

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

[ewaneneollav]

[electroswing fading in as 7 people surround me in a parking lot]

[datamancy]

[gooseworx]

can we have a ragatha fact I love her so sosoosososmucchururrrggghbbbeswoawaabble

I wrote her to have repressed lesbian aura

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[vee-dmsr]

[ratbugs]

your watermelon?

i don’t think so

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[gay-ya-know]

my favorite recent additions

[bethanyactually]