trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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Jules of Nature

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@cauldronghoul
This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot
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anything above 5’6 is NOT a “short king” you stupid bastards
“he’s so small” that man is 5’9. show some fucking decorum. class. use common sense
transgender clowns taking jesterdiol
it is everything.to me
okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?
werewolf is on vocals. Awoo :)
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[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]
this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image
(i pull my pair of tiny binoculars away from my eyes and lean over to my partner as we watch the opera from the upper left balcony) i say darling this singer is slaying absolute penis
Everyone joking about “scaring off the twitters” and “firing shots into the air to keep rent low” but few doing their part. Post homestuck.
La virgen...
A wizard in real life
he's casting spells
having offline colleagues is really funny because I had one of them say to me did you know people write their own stories about Star Wars? like they don’t publish it they just post it online for free? And I’m like yeah man that’s nuts right
forget medieval peasants dying after drinking mountain dew if I told my extremely normie office colleagues about the brony cum jar they would be sent to the hospital
whenever I talk to my cat about some human related business and he just walks away I think of this image
Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness
“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??
hey guys idk if you know this but if you don't sleep or eat your mental health gets worse