Chaos

19Y/O Fandoms ruin me but I love it

[chaos2go0]

I have a poetry blog now!

PLEASE PLEASE READ THE TRIGGER WARNINGS!

https://saovht.weebly.com/

Hope you enjoy it :)

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[bingle-official]

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

[reekill-playlists]

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

[reekill-playlists]

hey is this still post of the year or

[cyber-corp]

NO

[zelly-fangirl]

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

[cyber-corp]

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

[newetoing]

Whitebeard pirates memes I drew on my phone

[digital-nova]

Winged whump prompts

plucking out ‘ugly’ feathers and replacing them with synthetic ones.

adorning the wings with heavy, gold jewellery that weighs them down.

feathers that can’t grow back.

wings hurting to open properly because they’ve been uncomfortably restrained for so long.

painting the feathers. a small, intimate task that requires time and patience, from both whumpee and the artist.

wings being held up by chains/ropes, on display for anyone to marvel at.

breaking wings as punishment.

wings being removed entirely to go on display in a gallery/museum. are they known to be real? or does someone take credit for creating them as an art piece?

in a medical setting, wings requiring their own set of restraints to keep whumpee from moving.

wings being the only part of whumpee that is valued and cared for. without them, they are worthless.

whumpee forgetting how to fly after being in captivity.

alternatively: not being able to because of how damaged their wings are.

feathers starting to fall out because of how terrible whumpee’s condition is.

[wizardnuke]

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

[aethersea]

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

[fieldbears]

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

[mzminola]

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

[aethersea]

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

[kitten-kin]

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

[absolutely-esme]

It has not yet occurred to anyone that, perhaps, his highness has a competence kink.

It will, eventually, and at least a few people are going to be embarrassed it didn’t occur to them sooner.

“Well, you won’t be catching the king’s eye,” becomes an entirely different sort of insult than foreigners tend to assume.

[somestorythoughts]

I was just happy to see this on my dash again but then THAT LAST FUCKING LINE!

That’s fucking BRILLANT can I steal it?

[absolutely-esme]

absolutely! Have fun!

[somestorythoughts]

Thank you!!!

[trashytoastboi]

🔥Portgas D. Ace Masterlist🔥

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Law, Kid x S/O – Reacting to them crying in front of them for the first time

🔥 Headcanons: Law, Kid, Ace x S/O who is afraid of thunder and being comforted during a heavy storm

🔥 Headcanons: Ace x F! S/O – Telling Whitebeard he is going to be a granddad

🔥 Headcanons: Shanks, Ace, Katakuri x Royal! Reader – Working as their bodyguard

🔥 Fluff Alphabet: Kid, Ace, Perona – I, L, O

🔥 Fluff Alphabet: Ace, Shanks – C, F, N

🔥 Fluff Alphabet: Ace, Nami – P, N, L

🔥 Fluff Alphabet: Ace – K, A, M

🔥 Headcanons: Ace x Writer! S/O

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Law, Shanks - Reacting to their S/O baking a cake for them

🔥 Headcanons: Whitebeard (Edward Newgate), Marco, Ace, Thatch, Diamond Jozu, Vista x Platonically affectionate Reader

🔥 Headcanons: Ace x Crush! Who doesn’t realize his feelings

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Nami x F! S/O with a talkative and social partner who was ignored in the past

🔥 Scenarios: Law, Ace, Zoro x Drunk! Reader - “Teach me how to kiss?”

🔥 Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Ace x F! Keyblade Wielder

🔥 Scenarios: Zoro, Law, Ace x Small! S/O discovering their S/O has a massive bounty

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Zoro x Tall! F! S/O

🔥 Scenario: Sanji discovering his F! S/O scars and comforting her

🔥 Headcanons – ABO AU! - Alpha! Ace; Soul Mate AU! - Marco; ABO AU! – Alpha! Whitebeard (Edward Newgate)

🔥 Headcanons: Bodyguard AU! Ace, Sabo, Law

🔥 Headcanons: Bodyguard AU! Ace, Law, Shanks

🔥 Headcanons – Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Sanji – Reacting to their accident prone S/O

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Nami – Handling having a crush on someone with seemingly flirtatious nature but completely platonic meaning

🔥 Headcanons: Law, Kid, Zoro, Ace – Reaction to their S/O cosplaying as them.

🔥 Short Headcanons: Law, Kid, Ace - Reaction to their S/O burping

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Law, Kid - Reacting to their F! S/O suddenly crying because of how much she loves him

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Law, X-Drake – With extremely kind, caring and protective S/O

🔥 Headcanons: Marco, Ace – Reacting to discovering their S/O is actually a famous revolutionary

🔥 Headcanons: Law, Ace, Katakuri, Robin, Zoro – Reacting to their crush that is super wary about sleeping around other people but is fine with them

🔥 Headcanons: Marco, Ace, Law – Reaction to finding their calm and quiet S/O bashing someone’s face through a wall

🔥 Headcanons: Ace with Sister!; Marco with F! S/O; Whitebeard with Daughter! – In the case of the Winter Soldier

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Law, X-Drake – with F! Reader who sings to express her feelings and they accidentally discover her crush via song

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Law, Kid – with a S/O who sleeps with their eyes open

🔥 Headcanons: Marco, Ace – with a Mute! S/O

🔥 Headcanons: Marco, Ace, Law – with a S/O who possess a demon devil fruit

🔥 NSFW Scenario: Ace, Sabo, Luffy x F! Reader - #28 Threesome + #38 Bartender AU

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Law, Sanji x F! Crush that says easily misunderstood things.

🔥 Headcanons: Luffy, Ace, Zoro, Law – Meeting Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy

🔥 NSFW Headcanons: Ace, Zoro, Mihawk, Sabo, Law – Reacting to S/O being brought to tears of pleasure

🔥 NSFW Headcanons - Ace, Sabo, Zoro, Law with S/O who uses their safeword

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, X-Drake with S/O who can be very emotional

🔥 Headcanons Law, Luffy, Zoro, Ace x S/O that loves horror

🔥 Headcanons: Ace x F! Soulmate Reader - Joining the Whitebeard pirates and misunderstood first impressions.

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Ace reacting to discovering their S/O is a Sea Dragon (Non-Devil Fruit user)

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Law, Zoro, Sanji x S/O – Hinting at some intimate time together with a S/O that misunderstands their meaning

🔥 Scenarios: Kid, Killer, Ace – Runaway Bride

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Law, Zoro, Sanji x S/O – Who is very honest with their thoughts and feelings

🔥 Headcanons: Yandere! Zoro, Yandere! Ace, Yandere! Law, Yandere! Sanji x S/O

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Law, Sabo x S/O who is unusual and mysterious

🔥 NSFW Headcanons: Benn, Law, Ace, Mihawk x Virgin! S/O

🔥 Headcanons: Modern AU! Ace, Luffy, Garp, Dragon as celebrities

🔥 NSFW Scenario: Ace x F! S/O – Desiderate

🔥 Headcanons: Law, Ace teasing an easily flustered S/O until they turn the tables

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Zoro x F! S/O who has large breasts

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Luffy, Garp x Sister!/Grandaughter! Reader - Saving her family at Marineford

🔥 Headcanons: Ace x Male! Reader - Becoming friends with {Name} who has the ability to manipulate his aura into natural elements

🔥 Headcanons: Ace x F! S/O - Pregnancy and Parental

🔥 Headcanons: Dad AU! Zoro, Luffy, Ace - Sleeping with their infant on their chest

🔥 Headcanons: Law, X-Drake, Sanji, Ace x Shy! S/O that loves affection

🔥 Headcanons: Modern AU! Male! Reader being the son of Mobster Ace!

🔥 NSFW Headcanons: Law, Sabo, Ace x Shy! F! S/O who has a size difference kink

🔥 NSFWish Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Ace x F! S/O – Having an argument and ‘making it up’ to her

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Usopp, Law, Kid x Male! S/O is usually bright and loud but he had a bad day and needs some comfort

🔥 Short scenarios : Alpha! Marco x Omega! Reader – #1. Your scent is intoxicating (NSFW); Alpha! Thatch x Omega! - #2. You’ll make a wonderful parent/mate ;Ace x Omega! NSFW #10. Impregnation/Breeding

🔥 Headcanons: Law and Ace’s reaction to finding out their S/O secretly has a thing for tattoos.

🔥 Headcanons: Beta! Ace, Law, X-Drake x Beta! S/O - #2. “You’ll make a wonderful parent”

🔥 NSFW Scenarios: Ace, Sabo, Sanji getting a blowjob from their S/O who is hiding under the desk during a meeting (Or something to that effect)

🔥 Headcanons: Law, Kid, Ace wanting Reader to join their crew

🔥 Headcanons: S/O smacks Shanks, Ace and Kid’s butt.

🔥 Headcanons: Ace, Sabo x S/O Who is afraid of physical intimacy due to a past trauma

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Law confessing their love to Straw-Hat! Reader

🔥 Headcanons: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ace with Sleepy head S/O – They just love sleeping and taking naps

🔥 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Crocodile, Doflamingo x S/O who practices deadly martial arts

[orangenlied]

ok aber es trifft mich immer wieder wie gut adam einfach in seinem inneren ist. ja er ist abweisend und schroff und manchmal, gelegentlich, oft, nen arschloch und dann nimmt er leos präsenz in seinem leben wieder viel zu selbstverständlich ABER- aber. seine mutter wirft ihm schreckliche dinge an den kopf, dass er wie sein vater sei obwohl er aktiv versucht das genaue gegenteil zu sein, und dass er wiedergekommen ist wegen ihr obwohl sie seine ganze kindheit passiv zugesehen hat wie sein vater ihn gequält hat, aber die sekunde in der sie zusammenzuckt als er auf sie zugeht- dann schreit er sie nicht an, oder sonst was.

er küsst sie auf die stirn. er sagt 'hab dich lieb'. er ist sanft. er hat es wochen, monate in dem bunker ausgehalten damit sie nicht allein ist.

er tanzt mit pia in einem brunnen walzer weil er nicht weiß wann sie das letzte mal ne nacht durchgeschlafen hat und sie weiß es wahrscheinlich auch nicht mehr. er teilt gummibärchen und glückskekse mit ihr und macht sich zum deppen weil er sie das erste mal seit ner weile wieder richtig lachen gehört hat. er beantwortet ihre fragen, so gut es geht. obwohl er nicht weiß warum sie fragt. obwohl es weh tut an die vergangenheit zu denken.

er versucht so sehr gut zu sein und nicht wie sein vater und er will menschen beschützen nicht zerstören und er will alles richtig machen und jedes mal enttäuscht er wieder irgendwen oder bringt die anderen in gefahr. aber er will gut sein, so offensichtlich und erbärmlich, dass es wahrscheinlich fett auf seiner stirn geschrieben steht. und dabei merkt er nicht dass er es schon die ganze zeit ist. sorry. sorry.

[trek-tracks]

Sometimes, severe consequences

[bidet-of-evil]

an incomplete mdzs/the untamed character guide

[funny-tik-toks]

[beatcroc]

[assoc-of-free-people]

That’s the face of a man who has been working with that dog for over a year to keep it from jumping on people.

And that’s the face of a dog saying to the man I’m not touching you.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[dear-ao3]

pick a text i’ve sent or received recently part 8582027484729

here goes perhaps nothing

either way hes Amused and a tad bit tipsy

ghosts have been wrangled how may i assist in your porn

oh wait you’re in fucking delaware never mind

not what i thought i’d accomplish on tumblr

do u see why the devil tempts me

i’m educating my mom on liam paynes solo career

bestie i’m not an expert on porn

live laugh lederhosen

my sister isn’t appreciating the ancient texts

i can’t believe you used ascertained and it didn’t sound pretentious at all

he uses trojan like a respectable guy

Voting ended onAug 8, 2024

[mimez-meme]

What if present mic were to die in front of aizawa and his last words to him were “I’m sorry I couldn’t make you smile like he did..” or “I’m sorry for not being enough, Shouta.”

[chaos2go0]

Hey, here's a cool idea: maybe don't make me cry while I'm at work? Just a thought.

[weiners-things]

Shower tier list

I have no idea if anyone's made this before, but if they did, this is my take on it. I didn't include characters I didn't know well enough

[chaos2go0]

When is a good time for you to talk?

Uh, always?

[soaked-doors]

the pinoy piece is real. you reckon he listens to eraserheads in the OR

[chaos2go0]

The questions marks on Luffys chart have me howling

[feriowind]

i wrote up a whooole feral luffy AU bit on twitter last night so am posting it here too (slightly cleaned up) hahaha

Feral luffy AU where the basis is that Luffy is the one who, somehow, set sail the day the celestial dragons arrived and had his boat shot down. 

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