Ozurie

"Feeling torn between the life you want and the life you have."

[cjtheghost-14]

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Hi! Thank you so much for taking the time to read my writing

Have fun! Things are a little messy right now, changing my theme once again

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[kashlat2]

Don’t look down wearing a crown

[fishieguyy]

arcane dump from this week

[loycos]

"You're the only one I have left..."

[hattersarts]

Your mother will have justice, I swear it.

[deer-miffy]

Happy one year anniversary to probably one of the best executed scenes in the show

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

[barin-mclegg]

I think this might be the best post of yours I’ve ever read

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insulting on behalf of the MANY clown husbandry posts i have gifted to you over the years

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples, the satanic temple & apparently also crack dealers.

[byjove]

I made that joke about dudes dying like pet hamsters but I swear every 5 years there is a major update on a missing person’s case where the man is found mummified in his own crawlspace or behind an industrial refrigerator or in a ceiling or in a hollow decorative pillar or in a boarded up chimney. No foul play evident, just some guy who decided to enter an extremely small and dangerous confined space without telling someone and died in there and wasn’t found for a decade. And it is so sad but also baffling. Just a reminder to keep your hubris in check and tell people if you’re going potentially dangerous work in cramped spaces and chimneys are not the best point of ingress if you’re breaking into a building. I’ve come across some of these cases that are so sad because as an autistic person, I really do love small, dark spaces and used to hang out in the crawlspace as a child so I was one degree of separation from falling victim to one of these accidents.

[byjove]

The scariest part of The Enigma of Amigara Fault is that I know I’d go in too.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[shencomix]

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING

[catboybiologist]

Y'know that quote about "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room"

Also applies to queerness and neurodivergency

[godless-of-the-hunt]

idk how to compare those lol

[catboybiologist]

The original quote's purpose is to say that you should always seek out people smarter than you for your own intellectual development.

If I'm the gayest and most mentally ill person in the room, I need to find a room with more gay and mentally ill people for my own gay and mentally ill development.

[lost-my-soup]

And thats why you are on Tumblr

[catboybiologist]

You get it

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[pukicho]

Honestly, I could see you becoming an AI bro. I doubt you will, but the vibes are there.

Just tell me to kill myself like the other hate comments do, man. I like those more than this.

[evoimations]

Kill yourself

[pukicho]

Thank you

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[pukicho]

Puki, why are you at my school

How am I supposed to explain to my students why I laughed at this?

Why are you a real life teacher? I shouldn't be influencing you. You are too important. please think of the children. My followers are mostly programmers and marine biologists. Useless people, you see.

[pukicho]

You are a marine biologist, in a way