socrates🍒🪩𓆝

catch me doing anything except studying <3 trying to survive by purely relying on my youthful spirit 😔🥀 she/her | 17 years of slaying the pain away | ENTP-A | gemini | as queer as i can be ao3: riding_on_a_shootingstar fics updated irregularly bc the universe hates me currently in a very naruto phase of my life (its not a phase mom its who i am) pjo | mlp | eah | atla | voltron | she-ra unfortunate bl enthusiast

[coconutsasuke]

i saw this fanart of gai and the very next second i saw a leexsakura fanart and thought lee was gai and almost had a stroke thinking "damn there really is a world out there i dont know about"

[coconutsasuke]

its always low but never zero

[coconutsasuke]

i saw this fanart of gai and the very next second i saw a leexsakura fanart and thought lee was gai and almost had a stroke thinking "damn there really is a world out there i dont know about"

[coconutsasuke]

ao3 is so fucking funny and theres literally a whole new world out there bc what wdym i just found a sasukexnaruto fic based in the fucking miraculious ladybug universe 23k words 9 chapters 12 hours before my very important psyc exam??? like i feel for those who dont use ao3

[coconutsasuke]

couple therapist, to shikamaru: do you feel dominated in your relationship? temari: no he doesn't therapist:...

[coconutsasuke]

"okay but like, what is your source?" wouldnt you like to know, bitch boy

[coconutsasuke]

naruto: sometimes you just gotta say 'your mom' and move on man

[idc0o]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[coconutsasuke]

if naruto was my lawyer:

naruto, using talk no jutsu: in my client's defence, your honour, she simply does not vibe with the law, dattebayo the judge: yes correct,i 100% agree. such a spectacular argument. opposition: ??? what even- me, arrested for cold-blooded murder: look at my lawyer dawg i might not go to jail after all

[coconutsasuke]

as an ao3 author i feel like one of the best mmoments in my life in finding out that the ppl who comment on my stories are well-achieved authors themselves, especially if youve read their work before. like wdym this god-tier author just said their obsessed with MY itty-bitty story??? like omg i would combust (i already did lmao)

[coconutsasuke]

sasuke: you're pretty annoying naruto: you think im pretty??? >///< sasuke: ...

[coconutsasuke]

has anyone noticed the rise of top naruto and bottom sasuke fics?? like almost every new sns fic i come across on ao3 is top naru x bottom sas. like dont get me wrong, im not hating on this, but like, its kind of giving me whiplash yk, bc as someone who's been in this community for almost 5 years im just to seeing top sas x bottom naru fics. it was very rare to come across top naru and bottom sas, like once in a blue moon. im not saying its wrong or anything (tbh i dont really care who's top or who's bottom, im just here for the feels), im just pointing out something ive noticed. i feel like almost every fic written after 2024 leans towards this and i dont use any other websites to read so idk about those.

ig times are changing and ppl are evolving (?). idk man this just feels weird to me (in a good way).

also the number of fics with sakura bashing has reduced as well imo. like either shes not there in the fic or she's not an annoying bitch. that counts for something right?

anyways lmk what yall think and have a nice day <3

[narutwitter]

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[coconutsasuke]

is this ragebait bc its working

[coconutsasuke]

i have 99 problems and adopting a black kitten would solve 127 of them

[coconutsasuke]

i feel like the worst part of having friends at school is to smile while waving everytime i see them. dont get me wrong, its not like i hate them or anything, everytime i smile i look like im in pain and it looks like grimace so yeah, ppl end up thinking i secretly dont like them or something. or i might just be overthinking this lmao. anyways have a nice day guys dont mind me <3