Kramerica Industries™

I’m Melissa. I’m 32 & still on this hellsite. Snapchat: missy-cat Instagram: melissarecc Twitter: melissarecc

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[spyndylle]

[segamascott]

[roxyfication]

no more sex. we ran out of sex

[roxyfication]

[cultheadquarters]

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

[girlsnighteverynight]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[reefsharkivist]

dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

[paperandpencilsandskips]

press C to fuck the dragons

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Press E to open inventory

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Press F to FUCK the inventory

[eategg24]

this controller is so awesome i love videos games

[egberts]

ah. i see you've already met my esteemed weed butlers, jointsworth and bluntsworth

[busterkurii]

I believe my butler Bongsley shall get along quite well with them

[egberts]

three weed smoking butlers

[letsrevince]

(and yes they smoke weed)

[elliespectacular]

me: "hey i think i might be bisexual."

friend: "that's cool, thanks for letting me know."

lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station:

[slavery]

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[slavery]

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[beenwandering]

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

[1-800-ass-butt-blog]

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

[omegaverse]

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

[omegaverse]

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

[omegaverse]

who knows though

[omegaverse]

to my haters and those who fear truth:

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[anxietyproblem]