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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
And also, what else would I rebagel on the eve of Turkey Day travel?
I'm a potato!!!
i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).
That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.
So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.
You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.
Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:
Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:
TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).
what the fuck happened to my post
Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa
honestly I respect cockroachfucker guy more than the anime waifu legions. what is tumblr for if not to support the weird monsterfuckers of the world. and post memes obviously
like, actually I feel like there is a huge difference between people who get their unrealistic sexual preferences shoveled into them by mass anime consensus and people who artisanally craft their own unrealistic sexual preferences based on books that weren't even intended to be erotic.
I for one fully support cockroachfucker guy and his tulpa wife
Oh my... this was a read.
Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus.
I BLAME YOU ALL
Why isn’t this in the Met or the Louve, I ask kindly.
oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years
okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of "both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency" but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other
so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.
and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a "re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you" but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read "Reguardless of Professor A's opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping" and its HILARIOUS
ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED
until like LAST WEEK
professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word "husband"
and obviously all the students are like "oh i didnt know u were married!" because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine
and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"
and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT
we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy
like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny
I want to understand the science behind this story but no one will fight with me.
This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
Listen, this is serious.
Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!
It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.
Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.
So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?
Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.
Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.
Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid
Thank you Mr. Incredible
wow this is CRAZY like IMAGINE the power that BROKE SCHOOL STUDENTS COULD HAVE WITH THIS (reblogging for myself)
Also reblogging for myself because I’m definitely not from a disadvantaged background and definitely will never ever touch this gross, criminal websites 🙄
It would a be ashamed for these multi-million dollar companies that abuse these authors if you use these sites. They would get no money from you using them.
Such a shame!
DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU ARE AN ANARCHIST WHO WANTS TO FIGHT THE LAWS THAT PROTECT THE STRONG AND STAND ON THE WEAK.
FISH HAMMER
For beating the carp outta someone
The Carp!!!
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.
Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.
Headed put on a road trip and one the car cohorts started talking about avoiding the Bible belt. Now mind you, we aren't leaving the northeast at all. At any point on our current PA-NY trip and I finally said, "The Bible belt is looking more like a corset these days."
cue 5 second buffering GIF throughout the vehicle.
I’m A Lesbiab
Lesbiam
Less Bien
it’s okay take ur time
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I once had a coworker who complained about a previous job where they’d had a union. Their complaint? “People would just do their jobs, and then go home. And they’d still get raises and promotions. People would get rewarded for just doing their jobs!”
This person’s dedication to overwork ended up destroying their marriage, then their mental health, and finally their career a couple years later. Even the big and strong ones who don’t think they need breaks need them. They just won’t find out until it’s too late.
When I worked for Automattic, we weren't unionized at all, but still, it was a constant struggle: my coworkers were from all over the world, and the working conditions and benefits we had were the same for everyone no matter the location, hence barely above minimum in Europe, but pretty good in the US.
But a lot of us had to keep reminding our USian coworkers to please, actually take the 25 vacation days the company recommends, at least. Please, don't try to come to work if you are sick. Please, take the entire parental leave, not just a few weeks. Please, get a max-specs computer as the company allows instead of trying to earn brownie points by spending 1/3rd of the budget. Etc etc etc
Not only because of their own good, but also because if they don't do it, they were putting pressure on everyone else to not do it either. And none of us really wanna be singled out when we request our three weeks off the next August.
If you have rights, if you have benefits, use them. Not using them is the best way to lose them, and they may not be important for you now, but they may be for your comrades at work, or your future self.
Here for the solidarity.
oh my god IT’S TRUE
also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog
To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.
So…
You’re saying …
That Han is Chewie’s cat??
Han is a grumpy cat...
it totally works!!!
Imperfect skill issues solved
I have decided to add bookbinding to my list of imperfect skills. i will incorporate other imperfect skills into it. Imperfect skills such as Leatherwork, Writing and Murdeeeeer.
I can use all of my imperfect skills to to create a fanciful monster of frankensteinian proportions and gift them to friends. But they should never ...ever... ask where the leather comes from.
For me it's all about working with my hands. Ya'know?
Geometry homework, Lin Yung Cheng
Beautimous! The symmetry!!!
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
If you love this guy then go and look up "right to repair laws." there are ongoing cases where owners of products are being refused, repairs, services, or parts because of stupid tiny print that says you can't you jiggle you own doohickey.
I will jiggle all of my doohickeys with the rage of a thousand suns and make you look foolish for trying to stop me!!!!
:DD
Apple won't fast charge without the right cable anyway. it might be better to let them slow roast on your charger for the lolz.
I am pro-hibit. I am for you not doing anything you want as long as it only effects you. so please keep your hibits to yourself and keep up your hygiene. your hygiene effects us. Please remember the great unwashing of 2020. Wash your hibits.
