How would a melody describe itself?

I bip bop around a bit and the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorr

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[crypt1dzday0ff]

17 years

[crypt1dzday0ff]

[crypt1dzday0ff]

[crypt1dzday0ff]

This will always be my funniest post

[severalowls]

Tumblr, 1 April 2024

[sweetrinaxd]

Happy 20th anniversary to hl2!!

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[arcadetheatre]

only get to reblog this every 4 years

[s-lycopersicum]

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

[crypt1dzday0ff]

Noticed something recently

[crypt1dzday0ff]

Mapleshade

[wellwaterhysteria]

what's your favourite sub-genre of horror movie?

psychological horror

slashers

zombies

supernatural horror

other

i don't watch/like horror movies

Voting ended onOct 22, 2024

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[wellwaterhysteria]

Let's help Mohammed reach £4,000 today! Only £88 away!

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[soulvomit]

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

[wordsaremylife]

Well I never

[digital-magus]

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

[jaydove-writes]

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

[roman-a-person]

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

[grayskittles]

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

[the-haiku-bot]

reblogging bc

this was the first post on my

fyyp and holy shit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-trash-eating-llama]

Good, to, know.

[dragontiers]

I also first read this in a pregnancy book. It immediately made me self-conscious (How hard blowing could cause it? Is my excited breathing during oral sex putting my partner at risk? Should I be positioning my mouth in some different way to prevent accidentally killing my partner?), but I eventually settled that if I didn’t actively try to blow air in, I was probably safe.

[crypt1dzday0ff]

The Liam Payne shrine at my school (sorry for bad quality)

Some may find it funny, some may find it melancholy but I think either way you'll enjoy this

[crypt1dzday0ff]

idc how much u hated liam payne, I literally had a writhing BURNING hatred for him, but you know what I'm gonna fucking do? Respect him and his family

Why? because I'm human, and understand that a death is a death, no matter how shitty the person is.

I didn't like him either, but please pay respect to his families and friends.

idk maybe make jokes like 10 months after this if u rlly want to not when he just died

yall r disgusting

[monsteraddict-vroom]

Guys, liam payne is dead, and my friend is a directioner. omg she is not ok. It is half 11, and she is probably not alr. omg, any of my moots who are also directioners. I am giving you a virtual hug you poor things

[crypt1dzday0ff]

RIP liam, you sucked but no one deserves death

[robotlauren]

I can’t believe

[b33-fus]

SUPER EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!

IM RELEASING A GAME ON FRIDAYYYY

Project Presentation: First Day On The Job by B33_Fus

Small text-based project in the Project Presentation series

it is just a small school project, but a game none the less....

so tell your friends..... save the itch.io page..... get ready..... hehehehheheheheheheheheeeeeeee

October 18th, 2024..... [probably some time in the morning] but PLEASE SHAREEEE THIS IS A BIG DEAL TO ME

[also there is a project presentation tumblr.... you should totally check that out......]

[1humblebee]

[shitpost-senpai]

[yeezy-nation]

you act like youre any better LMFAO

[shitpost-senpai]

I went over there and played in the arcades, ate some good food, hung out with people who liked the same things i do at a concert, and took some great photos with them.

He went over and put on a kimono and conical hat, ran through the streets shouting ching chong, called it a playground, went to a forest and took video of dead bodies, and caused a minor international incident.

So yeah, i’m better than logan paul.

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

Reblog if you’re better than logan paul!

[ceo-of-gender]

everybody should reblog it then

[xfangheartx]

I’m better than Logan Paul.

[skyarly]

[rin-tezuka]

The cultural context has died but shitpost-senpai is infamously the guy who was so unwashed and disheveled looking he got refused service in a maid cafe

[daisy-m766-deactivated20260113]

Hang on what the fuck do they mean Logan Paul caused a fucking international incident