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My adopted chud son has decided to be a sad dad like in The Last of Us or maybe God of War (the new one). I do not give a fuck. Here are the schematics to 3D print his dead wife. I give these to you to punish him for not listening to me earlier.
I remain: the great and terrible Hunhow
children of the zariman
my 2026 tennocon art showcase submission! excited to see everyones work in person š
Had the pleasure of drawing this year's Pride displays for Warframe. Here is Mesa Prime and Kaithe!
So ive gotta really into warframe, and like anything I get into I start looking for fanfic right? Man this is one of those fandoms where it really feels like nobody thinks what I think lmao.
I found a fic that had a summary that was like, hell yeah exactly what im looking for, and the first few chapters were what I was hoping for but as its being updated its really strayed from what the original premis was and im just heart broken.
In other news its inspired me to write my own fic that is what I wanted and thats a good 3725 words rn. So already 3x my largest work prior to this lmao. Im hoping to hit the 15k mark for this as my first ever long form work.
Srry im like,,, stingy on the details I just dont want to overly bad mouth the work I didnt like. Its not a bad fic or anything just not what i was hoping for
guys what should my 10,000th post be
im so fucking stupid
i'm crying laughing this is so funny
I canāt stop thinking about that really fucked up map of the US in Transformers
Texas ATE Louisiana
transformers heritage post
The Companions: After killing my abuser, I just feel hollow. I thought revenge would fulfil me. But really, itās left me with more complicated feelings.
Rolan: BITCH!! NO SPINE HAVING ASS BITCH!! YOUR HOUSE IS MINE NOW!!
And this is why we love him
Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I donāt remember you being on my towel, so Iām gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] Heās a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun
Everyone has an accent it came free with your language š
Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!
Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent
Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference
You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
#neuroerotic has a certain ring.
you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons
i genuinely can't fucking deal with the larger internet anymore holy shit what the fuck are you people TALKING about. i am at my limit with this stupid bullshit. who the fuck cares if a man is hired to draw medical diagrams for young girls jesus christ we're pearl clutching about medical illustrations now? next you're gonna tell me male pediatricians shouldn't advise parents on their kids' vulva issues? male surgeons shouldn't be in the room when performing a procedure where a woman's breasts or vulva might be exposed? male researchers shouldn't conduct gynecological medical research? sure. better for men to live in ignorance and NEVER ally themselves with us to expand access to sexual education and reproductive healthcare i fucking guess. Twenty thousand likes. i hate it here KILL ME
THIS is the post that got me my first ever anon hate. i'd like to thank the academy tbh
also not related but can ppl on this post being like "yeah STOP being mean to men!!" pls stop cuz that's not the point of what i was saying š i'm not mad bc someone was mean to a man i'm mad bc feminism is being hijacked by bioessentialist conservative Christian moralist bullshit where the goal seems to be the complete and total segregation of women from men instead of like, the material improvement of women's lives. i don't care if some intsta commenter is mean to men i care that feminism is culturally turning into Nu Conservatism
Added some recent drawings and print pre-orders on my Etsy!
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
this is for a part-time job as a barista
on an application to work the front desk of a hotel
If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.
Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?
Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
listen. Iām all for āwriters deserving of having their boundaries respectedā but this is so funny to me and like the funniest part is that I donāt think itās even grounded in reality. like, how are you going to require proof that your readers are in your specific age range? why does it matter to you how old your readers are??? they are???? strangers???? why do you care? how does it affect you? š
but to be fair, this is some shit I did when I was 12 and thought I was edgy too. so I get it.
