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@curiosity-kills-offical
Hello there person! I am here to answer your terrible curiosity will absolutely kill the cat level questions.
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Another blog from @sl33py-b1rd0 ! Wow they've got even more now.
Curiosity Kills goes by the simpler names of CK, the curious and Curik. He goes by he/any. The name was obviously inspired off of the saying curiosity killed the cat.
oh my gosh hi! You must be the kids that won the tour around the studio!
Well, I’m sure you know this place pretty well, but there’s the bit where I read the stories,
and there’s the bit where I talk to Terjert and- oh look! He’s there now!
Oh, it seems he’s on his smoke break, we'll get back to him later!
Anyway this is the directors chair, where you’ll get to sit while we record the next episode! Or segment? Or whatever it is that we do!
Kill it!
Think of the children!
They must be taught the pleasure of the kill at some point!
Hey I am supposed to be doing the killing here.
What is a Music?
Magic
Umbrella
Sisters
In
Canada.
M.U.S.I.C
Ah, I see! Um- yeah, that makes sense!
It's.. music is air vibrations in a pattern, my interplanetary friend.
oh, wow! Thats so interesting. So, Humans choose to "listen" to these vibrations? For enjoyment?
They do, and they have lots of different types of music. Different humans can like the same type of air vibrations, or drastically different ones. I personally stick with what humans call "classical music". Calms me. They often incorporate speech in music well. It is very interesting.
What is a Music?
Magic
Umbrella
Sisters
In
Canada.
M.U.S.I.C
Ah, I see! Um- yeah, that makes sense!
It's.. music is air vibrations in a pattern, my interplanetary friend.
I am watching officalverse from a distance until i am brave enough to fully join whatever the heck is happening there
Join us! It's fun :3
Ooc: I'm bored, picrew chain for officials/officals only I want your ocs or humanizations.
★短髪～長髪OK★男女不問★10～20代活躍中★アイコン使用も可★TRPGの立ち絵に★ファッション・髪色自由★ピアスOK★オッドアイ可★ランダム不向き↓★個人使用範囲での加工にも対応で安心!★ ＊＊＊ OK ・アイコン、ヘッダー使用 ・創作交流やTRPG関連での使
Mine:
@man-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @goblin-offical @the-pineapple-offical you can do it if you're not in the tags but only officials/officals.
I did mine! @not-offical-offical @australia-offical @no-one-offical
@tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2
sense i spent way to long on this you guys get to hear about why i made her like this (:<<<<
i made her based around the the idea that my account is both not offical and offical so its shrodingers offical. i wanted the tufts of hair to look like cat ears and i did the braid to kinda mimic a tail. i chose the outfit and bandages to make her look like a test subject and i made her super pale for the sane reason.
im kinda bad at explaining things but yall get the idea
@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @officially-offical @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical
Thx for the tag!!!! :D We really like your design! -w-
I'm in a maid dress because I am canoniacally @house-offical's maid 😒 and if it was my choice I probably wouldn't be wearing much anyway, so idrc what I'm in.
(btw House, you should do this Picrew! Esta felíz.)
ooc: I actually have been working on a human-ish design for Scum, lately! Hopefully I'll get a chance to use my drawing tablet and finalize my design soon.
Looking at the options... There wasn't a lot to pick from. But! I! Have! A! Result!!!
[I haven't given this little bastard a design yet. Lmao. Mostly because he is one of my least known officals lol]
squint for me real quick
Jumpscare?
Penis?
Loss?
What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔
i mean alright, might as give that a
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
goddamit
Dont. Squint.
does lettuce get burnt and crispy?
It gets burnt. The poor rucola leaves that got sacrificed for this will forever be mourned.
What if instead of raw eggs I use hard boiled eggs in a cake
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
no no it's what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff
THERE’S WATER IN MILK?
WHAT DID YOU THINK THE LIQUID WAS?
IDK ISNT MILK ITS OWN LIQUID?
NO
IT'S MILK-STUFF MIXED WITH WATER
MILK STUFF? DOESNT IT JUST COME FROM THE COW’S TIT?
ITS LIKE TIT JUICE, THERE IS WATER IN JUICE AND THERE IS WATER IN MILK
It’s fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.
Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.
Obsessed with the user who assumed milk was its own element on the periodic table
As op I felt like I had to make this
Milk, the forbidden 119th element
the only question left is if it’s a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.
OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.
Anyway it’s a rare earth metal apparently.
Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong
MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL
I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought “this is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table works”
I’m glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk
I’d really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarian’s thoughts are on milk’s electron orbital geometry
That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr that’s going a bit far
no, it is absolutely not going too far
You guys always complain that you don’t get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this
MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE
We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) don’t get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.
No milk is a lanthanide keep up
lanthanide?
I think you mean lactanide
I will put lego in all of your shoes
A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.
Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, that’s why we call it the Milky Way
this is a unique sort of thread in which you'll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses
Milk has water in????
Aaaaaaaaand we're back to square one
..well I only just learned what multiplication actually is
Wait until you hear about division
Oh, I know that one!! The duck problem.
No....
What?
I. Uhm. Just realised I made a typo there. I meant cow.
Oh. Lol. This post is a Trainwreck
I HAD TO GO TO PLASTIC SURGERY
g WHAT ARE YOU oKAY
Bro I hate being the youngest ruler of hell. Like yeah I go to parties with the others but I can't drink and they GIVE MY ORAGNE JUICE AS A SUBSTITUTE
DO THEY KNOW WHO I AM
Do you not like orange juice
Which sane person likes orange juice. Especially store bought. Bleh.
what if all the officalverse blogs are just run by @satan-offical?
they are….CRAP WRONG BLOG
THEY ARE,,,,,crap wrong blog
They are! WAIT NO WRONG BLOG DANG IT
They are!
Edit: shit wrong blog you saw nothing
They are!
WAIT FUCK WRONG BLOG AGAIN-
I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.
Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.
Don't let it stop.
god
finland
illinois
Constantinople
finding land
a chaos spirit
India
Bavaria
YOUD THINK IT WOULD BE BUILDING BRIDGES BUT APPARENTLY NOT
what the fuck are we even doing here Dan McKee.
finding and abusing glitches in Earth’s code all the time
suggesting
O‘ahu
Being on sample IDs/credit cards/slide decks
Killing people with curiosity?
Tumblr pillow fight
Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow
just a guy out having a bang up time
Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news
Like just @ me at this point I'm literally the only person in iceland (and very possibly the world) who has the first name Lauf
(Article title reads "Lauf and Birningur in group of new names in the name register")
No one lives here so now two of our biggest news outlets are vagueing about me lmao
Hmm you're right. Correction: two of our biggest media outlets are talking about me specifically because they are obsessed with me
This morning I showed up to work and my boss was like "congratulations :))" and I was kinda confused so asked her on what and she said "your name, I heard about it on the radio"
So far I have counted two online articles and apparently the radio is also talking about my name change so I'll keep you guys updated when I'm on national tv or something
With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.
i know someone who can help with that
@walmart-the-official
