Chaotic Dumbass

People call me Swerve. This is just a simple blog to keep track of all of anything Transformers or Moron related. 23 year old Dumbass on the loose.

[meme-formats]

do have any meme reactions that are like 'imma beat you up' memes?

Hi! Thanks for the suggestion. I’ve got only a few, so it’d be great if people could add theirs so we can have a larger collection!

[donaldwoodwinnicuntt]

Got some more here 👀

[bakaccha]

i had a dream i went to magical idol school and i got in trouble with the cops so the rest of the dream was me, a magical girl, running from the cops.

[bakaccha]

[bakaccha]

the reason i was being chased down was because the headmaster of the school was trying to frame my friend and ruin his life only because she, and the rest of the school, didn’t like his powers so I killed her out of anger haha

[artist-calico-jack-deactivated2]

“nyoops…”

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Blooming Flowers Timelapse by Next Observer

[70sscifiart]

Break time

[70sscifiart]

[pdlcomics]

seem tired

[thesedragons]

[toonomancer]

[kyunomahou-deactivated20181216]

The juxtaposition of anime ladies and gents.

[reactionfaces]

[journeymanfool]

I know it’s not anime but this is immediately what I thought of lmao

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[insertcommonnoun]

toilet punger

[alfredo-zauce]

I’m fucking DYING

[9ofspades]

Acorn. 

[they-call-me-ren]

[scandalousadventures]

Keep an eye out this summer for the ✨new✨ Patho-pop in two different styles: Excellent Executor and Terrific Tragedian! Shmowder flavour coming soon (not guaranteed to cure sand pest)

[mangomangoj]

Coraline!

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[catcrumb]

[straycatj]

What a wise saying…

[elekilokal]

I’m a simple man. I see a silly cartoon rabbit and I go :D

[valtsv]

concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons

[valtsv]

[sadbugbois]

wow good concept???

[ayy-junipei]

She's hungry

[animatedtext]

[officialrodimus]

[bigtop-bastard]

Imagine. You look both ways before crossing the street and this thing swings around the corner, cartoonishly screeching to a stop as it slams into you. A hoard of clowns stream out to see if you’re okay.

[thyrell]

they drag my limp body into the trunk and the car starts shaking and emitting loud thumping sounds ten minutes later a clown who looks exactly like me crawls out and the rest of them drive away

[kaelio]

How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I don’t know this show but that’s a fucking practical effect??! Better than most cg. Holy shit.

[daciafu]

Please go look up the Crooked Feather. They make practical wings! They are so cool. Someday…. Someday I will have a pair 😂

[mindlessmunkey]

This is great. You can see how much effort it takes Baffleck with his core muscles to keep his posture upright when they wings are moving. Which I love, because having enormous, working wings would put a huge strain on a humanoid body. It’s good when things don’t seem effortless.

[irishais]

MORE PRACTICAL EFFECTS IN EVERYTHING

also incidentally that’s the Hollywood version of how most cosplay wings are made, except ours are usually EVA foam, hot glue, and heavy duty armature wire.